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Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Jazmiynne: 9:18pm On Jan 08
amicable09:

*Steps in with a walking stick and round eye glasses*
I feel like a granny already gringrin grin

I can't shout no more.
I can't talk too loud.
I can't even dance like I used to tongue

Thanks for this honourable invite.
I will make sure I get the award money for the most active on this thread.

Let the gbedu begin! cheesy
If you hear your name, come and groove!
Brb with my register...

Jaz baby, tell the DJ to give us something light cheesy

Deejay do something!

Baby, Pana
They say you like wahala oh
Eh, I getti wahala oh
Baby, Pana
Anywhere that you go
I go follow you dey go



Hhehehehehehehehehehe guyz let's get the votes coming in wink
Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Sapiosexuality(m): 9:19pm On Jan 08
This just exposed me as a poor observer of names here. Where do I start? Lol. This is going to be full of empty lines. I'd fill where I can and leave the others empty.


Most Helpful Joblander: Eremy

Funniest Joblander: Amicable.

Gate Crasher of the Year: I don't know.

Most Secretive Joblander: I don't know.

Most Motivational Joblander: Debbie

Most Inquisitive Joblander: I don't know.

Most Friendly Joblander: It's between ammyluv2002 and amicable09. I'd give it to Ammyluv.

Most Active Joblander: I think Pojomojo.

Most Handsome/Most Beautiful: Where the photos at?

Mr Casanova: It should be between Ksstroud and Davide. Lol. Davide jare.

Miss Dainty: I think it's Jazmiynne.

Most Connected: Debbie. A statue should be erected in her name.

Webster of the Year: I'm hard to please. Lol. It's between amicable and jazmiynne. Tie.

Best Newcomer: *winks*

Most Popular: Debbie.

Genius of The Year: I don't know.

The All-Knowing: I don't know.

Most Controversial: Lol. He's on this thread already. Johnime. Owner of several monickers. Lol. Sexuality Section. Smh. Now that's controversial.

Job Searcher of the Year: I don't know.

The Ideal Candidate: She'd easily be the Okonjo Iweala of my cabinet. Amicable.

Poster of The Year: Debbie.

Legend of the Seeker Job Section:

Thread of the Year: That diamond bank thread.

Couple of The Year: I don't know.

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Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by amicable09(f): 9:42pm On Jan 08
Sapiosexuality:
This just exposed me as a poor observer of names here. Where do I start? Lol. This is going to be full of empty lines. I'd fill where I can and leave the others empty.


Most Helpful Joblander: Eremy

Funniest Joblander: Amicable.

Gate Crasher of the Year: I don't know.

Most Secretive Joblander: I don't know.

Most Motivational Joblander: Debbie

Most Inquisitive Joblander: I don't know.

Most Friendly Joblander: It's between ammyluv2002 and amicable09. I'd give it to Ammyluv.

Most Active Joblander: I think Pojomojo.

Most Handsome/Most Beautiful: Where the photos at?

Mr Casanova: It should be between Ksstroud and Davide. Lol. Davide jare.

Miss Dainty: I think it's Jazmiynne.

Most Connected: Debbie. A statue should be erected in her name.

Webster of the Year: I'm hard to please. Lol. It's between amicable and jazmiynne. Tie.

Best Newcomer: *winks*

Most Popular: Debbie.

Genius of The Year: I don't know.

The All-Knowing: I don't know.

Most Controversial: Lol. He's on this thread already. Johnime. Owner of several monickers. Lol. Sexuality Section. Smh. Now that's controversial.

Job Searcher of the Year: I don't know.

The Ideal Candidate: She'd easily be the Okonjo Iweala of my cabinet. Amicable.

Poster of The Year: Debbie.

Legend of the Seeker Job Section:

Thread of the Year: That diamond bank thread.

Couple of The Year: I don't know.





I'm getting emoshunal cheesy

Sapiosexuality has opened the floor with his nominations. That was fast! Hot and spicy! Too much sauce plus juice tongue

I ain't going no where!
I feel young again!

Sweet sixteen and balling tongue
I'm gonna party right here until my VVIP ticket is taken from me cheesy

Thanks for the nominations boss. I'm humbled and honored at the same time.

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Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Sapiosexuality(m): 9:56pm On Jan 08
amicable09:

I'm getting emoshunal cheesy

Sapiosexuality has opened the floor with his nominations. That was fast! Hot and spicy! Too much sauce plus juice tongue

I ain't going no where!
I feel young again!

Sweet sixteen and balling tongue
I'm gonna party right here until my VVIP ticket is taken from me cheesy

Thanks for the nominations boss. I'm humbled and honored at the same time.
Lol. Don't cry yet. You have to be sure I didn't type under the influence of alcohol tongue. There could be an edit after the hangover.
Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by amicable09(f): 10:12pm On Jan 08
Sapiosexuality:
Lol. Don't cry yet. You have to be sure I didn't type under the influence of alcohol tongue. There could be an edit after the hangover.



Lolz. I have just been issued a hot threat cheesy

This award, hope we will see broken bottles at least to take home

You better not be sober tongue
We love you drunk cheesy
Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Jesusgirl92(f): 10:15pm On Jan 08
Sambest2:


This is a special thread, reserved for the Ogas @ the top(organizers) smiley .

Back to the topic: jesusgirl can derail thread eeeehhhh...

Modify and Sidetalk: Shout out to Baba NLA TheRealAdonye...
grin grin.... But I no dey derail like that na cheesy cheesy... Only 2 times.
Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by amicable09(f): 10:17pm On Jan 08
Jazmiynne:


Deejay do something!

Baby, Pana
They say you like wahala oh
Eh, I getti wahala oh
Baby, Pana
Anywhere that you go
I go follow you dey go



Hhehehehehehehehehehe guyz let's get the votes coming in wink
Lolz. This hostess is indirectly telling me something cheesy

I say play me something light!
Leave Pana for people wey like wahala.
They are on their way tongue

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Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Jesusgirl92(f): 10:19pm On Jan 08
Most friendly joblander(male) : Closerange kiss
Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Sambest2(m): 10:21pm On Jan 08
just a little observation, I think the gatecrasher thing gat to be scrapped, candidate profiling has made it impossible.
Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Sapiosexuality(m): 10:28pm On Jan 08
amicable09:

Lolz. I have just been issued a hot threat cheesy

This award, hope we will see broken bottles at least to take home

You better not be sober tongue
We love you drunk cheesy
I wish! My love for sugar won't let that happen. Obviously, we won't be without bottles. I refuse to believe Johnime came here with a knife. *Dude I'm joking*


I hope we are not derailing.
Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Hozier: 10:49pm On Jan 08
Most Helpful Joblander: Debbie

Funniest Joblander: Dunno, I can't remember reading any funny post here ever.

Gate Crasher of the Year: I don't know.

Most Secretive Joblander: I don't know.

Most Motivational Joblander: Debbie

Most Inquisitive Joblander: I don't know.

Most Friendly Joblander: Amicable09.

Most Active Joblander: Dunno

Most Handsome/Most Beautiful: Jazmiynne undecided

Mr Casanova: Davide470 baba I twale! King of Ladies, touch and follow! grin



Miss Dainty: Jazmiynne.

Most Connected: Debbie & TheRealAdonye.

Webster of the Year: Amicable09

Best Newcomer: Me! angry

Most Popular: Debbie.

Genius of The Year: Sapiosexuality

The All-Knowing:

Most Controversial: Dunno

Job Searcher of the Year: Dunno

The Ideal Candidate: Yorex2011

Poster of The Year: Debbie.

Legend of the Seeker Job Section: Uboma

Thread of the Year: Access Bank thread 2017

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Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by closerange: 11:39pm On Jan 08
Jesusgirl, DAT kiss emoji, I like it oh grin grin... Just dey do my body somehow
Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Emaimo: 1:11am On Jan 09
Most motivational joblander: Debbie

Most helpful joblander: Eremy, Debbie

Anything good: na Debbie

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Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Jazmiynne: 6:00am On Jan 09
Sapiosexuality:

Miss Dainty: I think it's Jazmiynne.

Most Connected: Debbie. A statue should be erected in her name.

Webster of the Year: I'm hard to please. Lol. It's between amicable and jazmiynne. Tie.



Mbok shift lemme faint o! A whole Miss Dainty! shocked
I'm still in a state of shock.
Biko all the NL guys whose attention I have been attracting should show themselves o cheesy
Izza new year, let all the attraction be yielding fruit. We need a JBV wedding. cheesy

Hehehehehehehehe Sapiosexuality this nomination is doing me tinini tinini grin
Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Jazmiynne: 6:08am On Jan 09
Sambest2:
just a little observation, I think the gatecrasher thing gat to be scrapped, candidate profiling has made it impossible.

Thanks for the observation boss. smiley True, the candidate profiling has made it difficult.
Still, Impossible is Nothing wink

I'm personally rooting for whoever wins this award - I imagine it would be quite an inspiring story.

But if we have no winner... sad oh well, I believe we'd find a winner cheesy
Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by ilori1930(m): 7:11am On Jan 09
Ferdyboss:


Neymar please wait for your time to shine. Thanks grin
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Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Sapiosexuality(m): 7:36am On Jan 09
Jazmiynne:



Mbok shift lemme faint o! A whole Miss Dainty! shocked
I'm still in a state of shock.
Biko all the NL guys whose attention I have been attracting should show themselves o cheesy
Izza new year, let all the attraction be yielding fruit. We need a JBV wedding. cheesy

Hehehehehehehehe Sapiosexuality this nomination is doing me tinini tinini grin
Lol. She's lying. You break their hearts when you deny them. You should reply their mail if you want that to happen. I mean if you want to yield fruitstongue.

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Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Gnen: 10:32am On Jan 09
Park... Let me mark attendance as usual.
Brb to cast my vote.
Sambest2 and PhilipGallagher I sight you.
Mod: TheRealAdonye and Jazmiynne Wehdone Sir/Ma

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Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Pojomojo: 11:18am On Jan 09
1. Most Helpful Joblander: Debbie
2. Funniest Joblander: enyinola
3. Gate crasher of the year: Uniluv
4. Funniest Moniker (Male and Female): LadyF
5. Most Secretive Joblander: Therealadonye
6. Most Motivational Joblander: Debbie.
7. Most Inquisitive Joblander: Isearching
8. Most friendly (Male and Female): Emaimo
9. Most Active/ Always Online Award: me of course......................I have insomomia
10. Most Handsome/ Most Beautiful:
11. Mr Casanova: David470
12. Miss Dainty: Babra19.
13. Most Connected:
14. Webster Of the year: Tolex29
15. Best newcomer: Intelligentdude
16. Most Popular (Male and Female): Everybody knows them. People want to be them. Their mentions are perpetually on fire.
17. Genius of the year: SHL? GMAT? Dragnet? None fazes this Joblander.
18. The All-Knowing: The job lander who knows practically every job lander. The mods are exempted from nomination.
19. Most controversial: The poster who stirs up different emotions in the minds of those on the thread.
20. Job Searcher of d year: Babajeje123
21. The Ideal Candidate: Someone whose personality based on NL activity you will like to have on board if you own an organisation.
22. Poster of the year:Debbie.
23. Legend Of the Seeker Job Section: Eremy but work no comemake am see road again.
24. Thread of the year:
25. Couple of the year: Na

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Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Sambest2(m): 11:56am On Jan 09
Gnen:
Park... Let me mark attendance as usual.
Brb to cast my vote.
Sambest2 and PhilipGallagher I sight you.
Mod: TheRealAdonye and Jazmiynne Wehdone Sir/Ma
I hail ooo, my Most Active... you don mark attendance reach here smiley
Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Totino: 3:08pm On Jan 09
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Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Jazmiynne: 8:04pm On Jan 09
Knock knock...


Walks in...

Anyone here? cool
Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Jazmiynne: 8:09pm On Jan 09
Sapiosexuality:
Lol. She's lying. You break their hearts when you deny them. You should reply their mail if you want that to happen. I mean if you want to yield fruitstongue.







Ehwooo! See me see accusation o... Ayaf nuh been seeing any mail o!
Chai Google must be the culprit witholding this something from me shaaaa sad angry
Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by ksstroud: 9:23pm On Jan 09
Sapiosexuality:






Casanova; ksstroud bawo...
Impossicant...




Greetings to all kings and queens here...
This land is green...
Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Jazmiynne: 9:29pm On Jan 09
ksstroud:


Casanova; ksstroud bawo...
Impossicant...




Greetings to all kings and queens here...
This land is green...



Kss! kiss
Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Jamean(f): 10:39pm On Jan 09
Let me goan dust my fine girl award that year undecided
Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by engrsyer: 8:58pm On Jan 10
I vote @debbie for 13, 18 and 24
Jazmiynne:
1. Most Helpful Joblander: Award for the Person who shares past questions and other pieces of advice
2. Funniest Joblander: Person whose comments bring smile to your face despite Unemployment/ Under Employment
3. Gate crasher of the year: Someone who has gatecrashed a lot of tests this year or someone whose gatecrashing experience paid off
4. Funniest Moniker (Male and Female): The people whose monikers elicit at least a Chuckle regardless of the state of your job hunt
5. Most Secretive Joblander: These set of people always like to take information without giving. We know at least one. If you don't know, then you're probably one of them.
6. Most Motivational Joblander: This person always has a way of motivating job seekers, helping them keep their hopes alive and encouraging them to keep trying because there's light at the end of the tunnel.
7. Most Inquisitive Joblander: This person will even ask you the content of a regret mail.
8. Most friendly (Male and Female): He/ She is down to earth and always very courteous to both known and unknown posters even in the face of provocation
9. Most Active/ Always Online Award: The most frequent user in the section. Someone you will always find in one thread or the other in the section
10. Most Handsome/ Most Beautiful: If working in a world class company was by who fine pass, this person would be the CEO. To be nominated, you have to have a profile picture that would be up for the duration of this awards.
11. Mr Casanova: This is the woman wrapper award. This would go to that poster who seizes every opportunity to chat up the ladies in the section.
12. Miss Dainty: The female user who seems to attract the most attention from the guys.
13. Most Connected: That poster who seems to be aware of job vacancies even before the positions become officially vacant and only posts confirmed vacancies
14. Webster Of the year: The poster with the best use of words, grammar, style, poetry e.t.c
15. Best newcomer: Someone who became active in the section in the year 2016 and has made an impact within that time
16. Most Popular (Male and Female): Everybody knows them. People want to be them. Their mentions are perpetually on fire.
17. Genius of the year: SHL? GMAT? Dragnet? None fazes this Joblander.
18. The All-Knowing: The job lander who knows practically every job lander. The mods are exempted from nomination.
19. Most controversial: The poster who stirs up different emotions in the minds of those on the thread.
20. Job Searcher of d year: He/She is on every thread looking for an opportunity to make their dream come true.
21. The Ideal Candidate: Someone whose personality based on NL activity you will like to have on board if you own an organisation.
22. Poster of the year: Overall Baddo of the Job Section. This person has excelled in most categories above.
23. Legend Of the Seeker Job Section: That poster who has been on Nairaland for a while and has carved a niche for himself/herself in the section. Anyone who's won this award is exempted from nomination.
24. Thread of the year: The thread that made everybody take notice. Even if the job no concern you, you still dey put eye. The Chatroom is exempted from nomination
25. Couple of the year: The people you always want to tell them to get a room. Yes, those ones.


NB:
The maximum number of nominations per award is 5. Please, do not nominate more than 5 people for an award.


Let the nominations begin.

cc Davide470, Uboma, TheRealAdonye
Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by ksstroud: 9:13pm On Jan 10
Jazmiynne:



Kss! kiss

kiss kiss
kiss kiss kiss
kiss kiss
kiss kiss
kiss
Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Jazmiynne: 9:19pm On Jan 10
ksstroud:


kiss kiss
kiss kiss kiss
kiss kiss
kiss kiss
kiss

I Miss You Like Kilode!
Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2017 ★ by Jazmiynne: 9:21pm On Jan 10
People where are our nominations naaaa?

All of these beautiful awards cannot just go like that without winners kwanu... cry

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