The key to improving intimacy is creating a spreadsheet to document all the times you felt rejected and then emailing said spreadsheet to your partner, right? Wrong??

Earlier on today, social media took a sharp turn as Twitter users took to taking turns over a marital issue that happened for a while but was brought to light of recent..

For some reason, though, one unnamed man presumably thought it would be a good idea to do just that. So, he set up a three-columned spreadsheet of all the times he initiated sex with his wife over the course of six weeks. In column A he recorded the date in column B he included the response (yes or no) and in column C he wrote down the excuse his wife used against having sex on a particular night.

Someone claiming to be the wife took the spreadsheet to Reddit and, under the username throwwwwaway29, shared it with the relationships community, writing: “My husband [M26] sent me [F26] an immature, inflammatory email as I was driving to the airport for a 10-day work trip. Now he has cut contact.”

Deadspin’s The Concourse blog published the woman’s full description, which has since been converted to a locked post on Reddit, of what occurred:

Yesterday morning, while in a taxi on the way to the airport, Husband sends a message to my work email which is connected to my phone. He’s never done this, we always communicate in person or by text. I open it up, and it’s a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won’t miss me for the 10 days I’m gone. Also,.... Attached is.....TWO FULL SPREADSHEET WITH EXCUSES wife gave for not having SEX in the link https://akwaibom.info/husband-sends-spreadsheet-of-total-sex-permits-to-wife/

wow the man even note d the dates....he must have been so pained

erifeoluwasimi:
wow the man even note d the dates....he must have been so pained

As in...Very hilarious