going to church every sunday is one of the obligations in the bible as a christian but sometimes we tend to really forget the the reason why we are there while the service is on going, below is a list of the kinds of people you find in a church service....

1. the choir observers: these kind of people only notice when the choir flops in any songs, most of them are always former members of the choir but dont wanna pertake anymore in what ever the choir is doing but will always be at the back sit to criticize the choir.

2. the bench warmers: these ones are always sitted forming sick and always praying for the church to close on time especially the ladies, come to think of it you were not forced to come to church, were you?

3. the fashionistas: they are always going out to pee and always coming out for any offering so you can easily notice what they are wearing

4. the true worshipers: they are always in the spirit and attentive to what the preacher is preaching and does'nt see anything wrong in the service, always real and never get distracted.

5. womanizers: they are always spotted when ever sighted, immediately the church closes you see them trying to get familiarize and as well getting numbers from new catch what goes on after words nobody knows.

you can add yours.... dont ask me where i belong

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What of the free wifi users?

The ones who want you to notice their phones...