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The Parrot And The Lady by Labans(m): 2:52pm On Mar 03, 2007
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a Parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to Her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work.
On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
She was incredibly angry now.
The next day the same parrot again said to her, "Hey lady, You are really ugly."
The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said That she would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager replied profusely and promised he would make sure The parrot didn't say it again.
When the lady walked past the store that day after work the Parrot called to her, "Hey lady."

She paused and said,"Yes?"

The bird said, "You know."
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by cuteass1(f): 4:46pm On Mar 03, 2007
poor lady sad grin grin
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by FactorChic(f): 1:46am On Mar 07, 2007
lmao ;d
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by Oluwatosin678(m): 1:20am On Feb 18, 2011
This is really not just ok.
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by Tunexsy(m): 1:40am On Feb 18, 2011
The parrot can not just resist telling her the truth!!!
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by lysaa(f): 2:35am On Feb 18, 2011
Hey lady, what a drop off line. Lol.
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by Pogistega(m): 6:25am On Feb 18, 2011
Not bad
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by Nelson6(m): 10:37am On Feb 18, 2011
ahahahhahah wat a bad way to start a day grin
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by ARareGem(f): 8:47pm On Feb 18, 2011
This is rib-cracking grin
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by yinkalink(f): 5:17am On Feb 19, 2011
well poster, you konw grin grin
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by bashydemy(m): 1:45pm On Feb 19, 2011
LWKMDFH
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by dani1luv: 1:51pm On Feb 19, 2011
LOL grin , dem supp'se castrate dat parrot cheesy
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by bashydemy(m): 2:31pm On Feb 19, 2011
Abi jare the parrot tpp stubborn
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by Nelson6(m): 11:37am On Feb 21, 2011
@bashy
u know wink grin
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by bashydemy(m): 11:53am On Feb 21, 2011
ask the woman
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by lysaa(f): 11:57am On Feb 21, 2011
Nelson**:

@bashy
u know wink grin

Finish it. .u dey fear?
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by bashydemy(m): 12:07pm On Feb 21, 2011
help am finish am now
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by lysaa(f): 1:06pm On Feb 21, 2011
Dunno wat he has in mind but i bet its a disapproval. wink
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by bashydemy(m): 3:08pm On Feb 21, 2011
then you should have hold your breath then
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by lysaa(f): 3:15pm On Feb 21, 2011
Sorry i just cant wait. . I love disapprovals LOL
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by Nelson6(m): 4:10pm On Feb 21, 2011
@bashy
i just wanna remind u, you know?? smiley
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by lysaa(f): 4:12pm On Feb 21, 2011
*coughs* LOL

Say Im ugly? my 1st thot
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by eldav(m): 4:19pm On Feb 21, 2011
Hehe

Lysaa i guess u hear dat a lot.
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by lysaa(f): 4:23pm On Feb 21, 2011
Somehow i get to figure it out. .When i stand next to another person, they tend to be ugly. .

I'm too fine. *whose glasses are these*
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by eldav(m): 4:41pm On Feb 21, 2011
LOL,with dat ur belly nd tires around ur waist?

well,if u dnt comfort urself,who will?
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by lysaa(f): 4:48pm On Feb 21, 2011
U want to act like u've seen my body. .abegy drop the formings

Seeing my body is classified. .u nor join biko!
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by eldav(m): 4:54pm On Feb 21, 2011
darn! lysaa,4get it.u r one of those girls with big b.reast nd flat ass.notin 2 interest me dere cos im nt a breast man
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by lysaa(f): 4:58pm On Feb 21, 2011
U are hallucinating! If u want to know me better ask somebody.

Now lemme pass.
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by eldav(m): 5:01pm On Feb 21, 2011
stop feelin bad abt urself.I lyk u just d way u r.LOL
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by lysaa(f): 5:12pm On Feb 21, 2011
There u go drifting!

I'm too fine, too confident and eloquent enough to make shyte look refined LOL

So how can i have Identity crisis? Guy free me jor
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by eldav(m): 5:23pm On Feb 21, 2011
lol,hmm

feisty,good.

bt please,cut down on d alcohol.
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by lysaa(f): 5:25pm On Feb 21, 2011
care for rubbis?

cheers!

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