Well I asked for someone smart in my post and its certain you're not.

There are no rules on getting a girl cos wot works for ur cheap ass won't always work some for other creme girls

Lesson #2

Insulting women makes you look cheap and crass

Remember that old guy that you bet self-services off at night?
the same one that insults women left and right?

Well dont be like him, or you will end up like him.

Women are like an egg, they can be hard to crack, and soft when boiled down.

Remember your manners boys

and stayed tuned for lesson 3~~

Obviously you're not an egg (may be a rotten one) cos u come across to me like the cracked shell of a an old sickly snail

Lesson #3

Dont try too hard to be funny.
Ladies know how hard you work for these dates so just be yourself!

And if you really have bad conversational skills,

then keep reading for more tips!!

why dont we call this thread platinumnk and dappssee talk/insulting thread 

y me:

why dont we call this thread platinumnk and dappssee talk/insulting thread

Just giving him tips so dapsess wont limit himself to Nairaland

Fortunately for me, I'm just being myself.

Too sad you have to read from an online journal to post your responses.

If thinking was a guarantee of the next breath, you would have long choked to death

dappssee:

Fortunately for me, I'm just being myself.

Too sad you have to read from an online journal to post your responses.

If thinking was a guarantee of the next breath, you would have long choked to death

Actually I wrote all the tips,
Instead of insulted I thank you for the compliment that you see my words up there as an online journal
I feel super smart!

I hope u are reading my tips well o, u seem to not be picking it up.
ok ill break it down better for you to understand

my my my, I can see why you are lonely dapseee, why dont you change into a nicer guy?
its obvious your looks are not working for you

U should be married by now right? your mates are playing with their kids, what are u doing?

dappssee:

If thinking was a guarantee of the next breath, you would have long choked to death

chei oh !!

@ poster

i wish you luck in finding her/she

at 33 there is barely any hope , try the local girls

Just a peep into a typical day of mine is what you can only dream of in a lifetime.

I don't know who a local girl is but I sure can tell who a bitchy one is and you're a sorry one at that. 

Now lets make it messier. 

Wot makes you think I didn't get married at 28 and got 2 cute kids? Besides my wife (someone you can never be if a plastic surgeon and personality makeover pscho worked on you) is as good as they come (she was the most beautiful girl on campus). Now that's one contest you can never win competing with your shadow.

Posted this for the love of adventure.  Now let me see you take that 'so you're married' part up and b!tch about it as expected. Sorry if you were building the 'oh it all started with a fight' kind of relationship in your head.

Bring it on now cos I'm ready and this is more fun than I wanted

You don't have what I want so why want what I have. I don't want an ash!e out in Italy and if I wanted one, I know where to shop and certainly not your type.

lol the most beautiful girls on 9jas campuses are often love vendors to big boys
save the fairy tale stories. u have no pictures no proof, i dont want to embarass you in that cafe ure sitting in

like i said before, i am a whole decade younger, if u start this "match you stuff" i will put u to shame oo

lol so u say ure married. lol people like u are the reason the HIV rate in lagos is so high lol. i wonder what the local champion you married did for you to be so desperate to find "advnture"

i dont need to argue- arguing with a fool proves that there are at least 2 in this world!

i hope ur wife comes on nairaland lol, people like u arnt worth licking the dirt off my shoe

@Admin: Well whether or not the thread gets locked or I get banned, my life goes on with as much fun as I've always had. When she described my wifey as an aristo girl, why wasn't that deleted?

@PlatinumK: Whether big or small boys I'm sure you never had any. Remember the first thing you asked for was a phone when you saw the topic. That's just the real you - poor, lowlife, ghetto born and street bred.

And come to think of a lowlife like you saying I can't lick your shoes.

How can you afford the kind of shoes I would ever wanna lick if you can't even afford a phone?

I insist you're an illegal resident earning $10 per night per man or dog woteva

Dude your're sad

I told u if you start this I WILL SHAME U
my mom told me to respect my elders
so Im trying


anyway, the phone thing was a joke
I sell iPhones on ebay
meaning, i got my own and I never need or want a big boy


PS- HIV is real, go get urself checked

Dumb thing. I still checked my HIV status in January along with other parameters on my health.

I'm negative. Check your HIV status, your greed status, your complex status, your b!tchiness status.

Its all negative.

I love my life cos I've lived happy as a kid and I'm enjoying the truth that I'm telling here cos its hitting your right down to your marrow and its the hardest thing for you to take.

Selling stolen phones on e-bay

dappssee:

Dumb thing. I still checked my HIV status in January along with other parameters on my health.

Something tells me to ask you to check again

dappssee:

Dumb thing. I still checked my HIV status in January along with other parameters on my health.

I'm negative. Check your HIV status, your greed status, your complex status, your b!tchiness status.

Its all negative.

LOL Dammed right its all negative Meaning I have none of above listed!

dappssee:

I love my life cos I've lived happy as a kid and I'm enjoying the truth that I'm telling here cos its hitting your right down to your marrow and its the hardest thing for you to take.

Selling stolen phones on e-bay

Now rethinking your childhood days under Lagos Bridge? awww, how sweet
Stolen? naa i never was a crimminal, i can steal hearts though

You've stolen everything you ever owned apart from your terrible habits, your wougly looks, your poor heritage and your low IQ

LOL how can u steal an IQ of 142?

Leave it to nigerians- they can steal anything 

Me?- Im beauuuuuuuuuuuuuutifullllllll 


Igbo kwenu 

lol, i'm loving this thread. i think nl would be more interesting if peeps start beefing each other. lmbao

@platinum k its like u are the real iron lady, never knew ladies culd be dis tough. sincerely uve got guts.one thing i like very much in pple.

Jaidey-one:

lol, i'm loving this thread. i think nl would be more interesting if peeps start beefing each other. lmbao

LOL it is! 

ahmedoo:

@platinum k its like u are the real iron lady, never knew ladies culd be dis tough. sincerely uve got guts.one thing i like very much in pple.

chai see my head dey swell o 
thanks so, just doing my portion of community service

@platinumk ur portion of community service is highly appreciated, with women like u guys hav 2 watch there backs well.

You? IQ of 142, adding 100 points to wot would never impress folks out there.

IQ doesn't mean all the men you've slept with since you were recruited as a prost!tute.

Yes you're fine from afar but far from fine and the only time you can be fine is if that word fine is re-defined.

Saw ur pic on ur messenger and you don't come close in all the faces of the girls I've dated.

Keep 'em coming. I'm loving this and this thread would never end till its locked or I'm banned.

This feels good

And guys just be careful

Next thing she asks you for is a phone. Now I see why she claims to sell phones on e-bay.

Your dirty scam will soon be busted

Hahah, And who is the one looking for a girl on Nairaland?
The OP?
Seriously at your age, hang yourself.
Na ur wife saggy boobs make you itch so?

Pleassssssssssssse, were u the person who buzzed me asking me for my number?
Now that I rejected you, you come crying.
a fool at 32 is a fool forever

See your orginal post:
If you are busty, bootylicious and smart, then contact me make we work something
I know that most men cheat on their wives with women that has lack something.

so according to you:
You wife has small soggy bush mangos for a chest

her butt is like a lump of fufu, lumpy and flat

and she is as smart as you, which isnt much

eyaahh, sucks to be you.

come close to all the ashewos you dated?

Well Im not an ashweo neither have dated one, So I dont know how it feels like.


Ure looking to be banned? Im just having fun, Debosky's my friend, I can send him a personal request for you

you dont think?

It obvious you dont - For who am I asking money? lol to ship a single phone is a waste!
Dont ramble stuff when you actually havent thought it through.

I know your people wish they had when you were concieved

I didn't read ur silly post cos I ain't got that much time

I agree I'm a flirt but you're a phone thief Q.E.D

Phone thief? heheheheheheehehee is that the best u can do? 

It wasn't a joke when you asked that I send you a phone.

You're a phone thief
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this is where i should be, not the politics section

I honestly love Plat, the way she delivers her subtle insults makes me glued to the thread!


@dappssee:

Atta boy!. . . you ve got a whole bag of confidence, and ballz too

i am loving dis cos i am irish,