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British GCSE results. See how dumb some British People are! by Mobinga: 8:56am On Apr 21, 2010 |
The following questions and answers were collected from last year's > GCSE exam results in Swindon. These are genuine responses!! (from 16 > year olds)! > > Geography > Q: Name the four seasons. > A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. > > Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to > drink. > A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes > large pollutant like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. > > Q: How is dew formed? > A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. > > Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? > A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water > tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, > and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this > fight. > > > Sociology > Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on? > A: If you are buying a house, they will insist you are well endowed. > > Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections? > A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election. > > Q: What are steroids? > A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs. > > > Biology > Q: What happens to your body as you age? > A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental. > > Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? > A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. > > Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. > A: Premature death. > > Q: What is artificial insemination? > A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow. > > Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? > A: Keep it in the cow. [He got an A] > > Q: How are the main parts of the body categorised? (e.g. abdomen) > A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax > the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax > contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the > five bowels, A,E,I,O and U. > > Q: What is the Fibula? > A: A small lie. > > Q: What does "varicose" mean? > A: Nearby. > > Q: What is the most common form of birth control? > A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium. > > Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section." > A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome. > > Q: What is a seizure? > A: A Roman emperor. > > Q: What is a terminal illness? > A: When you are sick at the airport > > Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature? > A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like > umbrellas. > > > English > Q: Use the word "judicious" in a sentence to show you understand its > meaning. > A: Hands that judicious can be soft as your face. > > Q: What does the word "benign" mean? > A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight. > > > Technology > Q: What is a turbine? > A: Something an Arab or Sheik wears on his head. |
Re: British GCSE results. See how dumb some British People are! by Mobinga: 9:14am On Apr 21, 2010 |
If nigerian kids were to be writing GCSE, everyone will be in universities |
Re: British GCSE results. See how dumb some British People are! by Nobody: 3:31pm On Apr 21, 2010 |
Are those answers real? Wow! How can people who have gotten to GCSE level give such answers? A lot of those foreign kids are functionally illitrate. Some of them think that Africa is a country. |
Re: British GCSE results. See how dumb some British People are! by chibaby5(f): 3:06pm On Apr 27, 2010 |
lol some funny answers |
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