A wake up warri woman called her son Onos on phone;

Onos: Hello maleee, you don show?

Mum: I never show o. Eh! Onos that meat & fish for fire don boil?

Onos: Yes oo malee, e don boil tete

Mum: Abeg implicate small salt & maggi, then blow some oil & pepper pipeline inside. Sentence the crayfish and other small small fish dem to death....then involve the bitter leaves ...after small time, discharge the pot from fire. You dey hear me so?

Onos: yes o malee ...shooo, this soup go make sense to download with Eba o!

Mum: No worry, I don already kidnap some fufu for cooler... when time reach we go give dem amnesty ���