(1)sum pple cn b really funny attimes,wen
u patiently waited for 364 days,nd it naw a
day left to ya bday,u wil naw kum on social
media nd goes like,tumao s all abt me,
(CNT jst wait)if u cnt wait, go nd die
den,infact dat nonsense must stop
mtteeeeew

(2)some girls wil b like,baby m sick, cn u
pls snd me mtn 1k??war do u need airtime
for,shey u wan to recharge ur sickness
nii Dat nonsense must also stop!!!

(3)It sounds funny when short people try to
remember their childhood and be like
"when I was small"
Like u are not still smallleav me jawe
cnt jst laugh

(4)Marrying a lady at 40 is just like buying
newspaper
in the night!
abi shey na lie
(5)I don't see any reason why I should eat meat or fish
with fork and knife
.
The animal is already dead,so why use
weapons ??

(6)African girls .........
When her pant is new, she will be like
"Darling remove it yourself" but wen it is
old and faded, she will be like
"Pls wait sweetie pie, I have a surprise for you, close
your eyes"

(7)Dating two guys or more together
doesn't mean you are beautiful or special,
It simply means you are as cheap as
sachet of pure water.
You can't argue with me...
I'm out of the country!!!

(The First girl who ever started this
undiluted lie,
" I'M ON MY PERIOD " will not make
heaven!!!

(9)They say milk gives strength. I have
drunk 4
cups of milk and i was not even able to
move a
wall. But when i drank 4 bottles of beer
today,
i saw walls moving themselves.
Hmmmm these scientists should stop

(10)Attention!Attention!!Attention!!!u must
stop d act of posting d picture of u nd ur
spouse on social media,must evribdy knw
u r in a relationship nii?? Evn me dat s
dating rihanna dd i tell ani1,evn d girl self
didn't knw m dating her!!!mtteeeeeww,dt
nonsense must stop....
Yeeeeeee,who hit
plank on ma head

(11). IN MY NEXT WORLD, IF I MISTAKENLY HEAR "NIGERIA" IN MY MOTHER'S WOMB, I WILL JUST USE HER INTESTINE AND COMMIT SUICIDE.

WHAT NONSENSE....

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greatnaija01:
DRY with a touch of HARMattan

This is even funnier than the original joke

greatnaija01:
DRY with a touch of HARMattan

Create ur own or try to be grateful