Monkeys Deny Swallowing NSF N70m

The Amalgamated Federation Of Domesticated and Wild Monkeys has denied involvement in the swallowing of N70m belonging to the Northern SINators Forum (NSF).

Addressing journalists in Lafia, Nasarawa state, President of the Federation, Monkesius Adamunius said that after a thorough investigation of its members, none was found to have swallows the N70m.

According to him, every member of the Federation has been taken through and MRI scan to determine if the actually swallowed such amount without knowledge of the leadership of the group.

He said after thorough examination no member was found liable adding that it plans to take up an action for criminal defamation against those who accused them of such wrongdoing.

"We are convinced this is the handiwork of our political enemies and detractors who uncomfortable with the rising profile of some of our members. We Won't allow it to happen. We will seek legal redress and bring this era of blaming our members for swallowing N70m to an end. Everyone knows that we don't swallow things. We chew them", Adamunius said.