Enemyofpeace:
what?

Nothing I have forgotten what I want to Tolded You

nwabekeyi:
this is judging, leave if for God

You are getting it all wrong, bro. You can judge in as much as you aren't doing the very thing.

what gives him the right to dictate who is a man of God, is it becos someone received the gift of anointing boobs and he didnt?

How about the one who anointed their money?

guiddoti:
You are getting it all wrong, bro. You can judge in as much as you aren't doing the very thing.

really? Then I say most pastors are businessmen

nwabekeyi:
really? Then I say most pastors are businessmen

Do you have facts to this.?

Breezzy:
What of BILLIONAIRE PASTORS that are still collecting MONEY from the POOR PEOPLE that hardly eat three square meal a day

They usually flog them and collect it right??

If you want to give... give to God..
and stop looking at who spends it..or wud God come and take the money from the offering box?

We don't have men of God in Nigeria, what we have is men of devil, Have you not wandered that Nigeria is so religious yet so currupt.most of the so called prophets are satanist. Who will end up in calamity and disgrace.

We don't have men of God in Nigeria, what we have is men of devil, Have you not wandered that Nigeria is so religious yet so currupt.most of the so called prophets are satanist, Who will end up in calamity and disgrace..

Hahaha!
Can you imagine; so this is how Christian men of God have reduced their religion to the point of ridicule?

As you know in recent times holding of manhood, private parts and sensitive part by these pastors has become a norm,

Jakumo:
Yes, na so. Stop caressing those firm yet succulent breasts with your grubby paws, all ye FAKE pastors, and follow the way of Pastor Adebole.

Pastor Eunuch Adejale Adebole generally prefers to deploy his Holy Septer to anoint women right between their silky thighs, thrusting DEEP into the Promised Land, whenever his old battle axe is off to Dubai on another shopping spree aboard the private jet that was purchased with tall tales told in the name of Jeeeeesus, Aaaaamen.

UNKNOWN TO YOU, U ARE SICK IN D HEAD AND DIRTY AT HEART NEEDING DELIVERANCE FROM CONCUPISCENCE. SINFUL DIRTS WILL BE UR RUIN IF U CEASE NOT TO GO THIS WAY...

fof1:



UNKNOWN TO YOU, U ARE SICK IN D HEAD AND DIRTY AT HEART NEEDING DELIVERANCE FROM CONCUPISCENCE. SINFUL DIRTS WILL BE UR RUIN IF U CEASE NOT TO GO THIS WAY...

Chai ! Dis man of Dog sabi fess o. No be small ting. Chairman, make you no dey fess like dis na.

Ok, we nogo talk so again, so abeg, make you no go wound yaself for Sunday like dis o.

Jakumo:



Yes, Pastor Adejale has spotted a nice looking sexy university girl in the congregation, and he is thinking to himself "Damn, why did I have to invite my old ball-and-chain here today. Ain't this a muffugih. Damn. No fresh new poon-tang to anoint after service today. Damn" .

soon, you'll say life is so unfair to you, when you've abuse pastors with ur stupid stinking mouth. #OponuOshi

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Temysteve:
soon, you'll say life is so unfair to you, when you've abuse pastors with ur stupid stinking mouth. #OponuOshi

Go and check my tithe payment record with Pastor Adejale Adebole, and you will be surprised to learn that for ONE every gallon of jet fuel that you fund in support of those urgent Dubai shopping sprees, I pay for TWENTY gallons of aviation jet fuel, so please, treat me with the respect I deserve as a major stakeholder in support of our airborne Holy Baba, with all rights and privileges so implied.

Besides, today is Sunday, and you sound so angry. What happened to the concept of peace to all men, on this sacred day of worship ?

Don't worry, I am praying for your forgiveness and safe passage when you reach the Pearly Gates aboard your chartered Okada motorcycle taxi.

alanka:
After adeboye had accepted advice from CIA he came on the his alter to praise the usher that tore my suit.

And they helped him more to expand his church. Check the rate at which his church grew within 2011 to 17 compare it with the period of years in the past, you would find there was not time his Jesus grew with such rate.

Heaven is clear. You Don even need to be holy to know if this is God or not. The date of birth 2000 years ago and this time tally.

But this pastor sided CIA, he left God empty he obeys them in all and he would go to corner shouting Jesus.

Jesus did not disobey anytime in trillions of years if he did He would not have come to help my kind.

You have disobeyed who He could not obey, so you should stop calling his name.

You have disobeyed you can't save mankind.

All you needed to do then was to obey and die, since you disobeyed and live , you would die eternally. if CIA had to kill you then ready to die that is all I wanted eternally.

I like it so much i when somebody dies because of me. And devil cries anytime that happens. This one loves his life more than me. He discussed me with devil, he join hand with devil to humiliate me.

For several cunturies, especially since the emerging of the evil land many Gods,
and angels had come in human form to warn and warn when they new that I would touch this earth myself.

If Jesus knew in first place that I would visit this planet He would not have stood for humans. He thought I would be in my secret place as usual for another millions of years.

Devil took you away from me, I would not take you back. You failed to obey me in all time I ordered you but you seat with them every time to dictate how much life would be.

My life would be the way I want it. Enjoy your church followers. I know them them not

Please could you please be so kind as to share the brand name and vendor of the weed you have been partaking on this fine day ?

After adeboye had accepted advice from CIA he came on the his alter to praise the usher that tore my suit.

And they helped him more to expand his church. Check the rate at which his church grew within 2011 to 17 compare it with the period of years in the past, you would find there was not time his church grew with such rate.

Heaven is clear. You Don even need to be holy to know if this is God or not. The date of birth 2000 years ago and this time tally.

But this pastor sided CIA, he left God empty he obeys them in all and he would go to corner shouting Jesus.

Jesus did not disobey anytime in trillions of years if he did He would not have come to help Mankind.

You have disobeyed who He could not obey, so you should stop calling his name.

You have disobeyed you can't save the world.

All you needed to do then was to obey and die, since you disobeyed and live , you would die eternally. if CIA had to kill you then ready to die that is all I wanted eternally.

I like it so much i when somebody dies because of me. And devil cries anytime that happens. This one loves his life more than me. He discussed me with devil, he join hand with devil to humiliate me.

For several cunturies, especially since the emerging of the evil land many Gods,
and angels had come in human form to warn and warn when they new that I would touch this earth myself.

If Jesus knew in first place that I would visit this planet He would not have stood for humans. He thought I would be in my secret place as usual for another millions of years.

Devil took you away from me, I would not take you back. You failed to obey me in all time I ordered you but you seat with them every time to dictate how much life would be.

My life would be the way I want it. Enjoy your church followers. I know them them not

ItsMeAboki:
Hahaha!
Can you imagine; so this is how Christian men of God have reduced their religion to the point of ridicule?

As you know in recent times holding of manhood, private parts and sensitive part by these pastors has become a norm,

I try to be peaceful in demeanor, but I draw the line at permitting ANYONE to grab my bedroom tackle without my consent in writing.

Jakumo:


Go and check my tithe payment record with Pastor Adejale Adebole, and you will be surprised to learn that for ONE every gallon of jet fuel that you fund in support of those urgent Dubai shopping sprees, I pay for TWENTY gallons of aviation jet fuel, so please, treat me with the respect I deserve as a major stakeholder in support of our airborne Holy Baba, with all rights and privileges so implied.

Besides, today is Sunday, and you sound so angry. What happened to the concept of peace to all men, on this sacred day of worship ?

Don't worry, I am praying for your forgiveness and safe passage when you reach the Pearly Gates aboard your chartered Okada motorcycle taxi.

what you don't understand is much more than what you know. Only an unbeliever speak ill of pastor, am less concern if what you're saying is wright or wrong but one thing am certain of is that if God dnt call you or you're going thru the wrong doctrine as a man of God, he/she will surely account for that. So only God can judge them. The tithe you're paying may be consuming by pastors or anybody but yours is do what the word says and overlook where your tithe is going to. Once you righteous in you doings and you're doing what the word then your reward is coming from God and not man. Hope i no dey preach sha?

IamProdigy:



They usually flog them and collect it right??

If you want to give... give to God..
and stop looking at who spends it..or wud God come and take the money from the offering box?

its not that I don't give, i do but I prefer giving it to beggars

Touching is a no no. But if there is cancer on the breast and you spray annointing oil on it, no qualms. Though not to tell the woman to remove her dress or bra o.

TheSuperNerd:
Pastor Enoch A. Adeboye got a point. He really does. I don't f**king care if such a "man of God" playing with the breasts of a lady (can be another man's wife or just a single ripe lady) has raised the dead before... He is a fake.
I mean, what will a "man of God" be looking for around the breast area of a woman??! *shrugs* What will he be thinking when his sensitive fingers come in contact with such delicate and very sensitive area of a woman??

Hiding under the name and title of "pastor", "Holy man of God", "He raises the dead" and "He owns a big church" is really all a subtle ploy by some to exploit ladies and before you know it now..... They will reach this stage below..... With some gullible ladies falling for such animalistic nonsense

Jakumo:
Yes, na so. Stop caressing those firm yet succulent breasts with your grubby paws, all ye FAKE pastors, and follow the way of Pastor Adebole.

Pastor Eunuch Adejale Adebole generally prefers to deploy his Holy Septer to anoint women right between their silky thighs, thrusting DEEP into the Promised Land, whenever his old battle axe is off to Dubai on another shopping spree aboard the private jet that was purchased with tall tales told in the name of Jeeeeesus, Aaaaamen.

Hahahahahah funniest post I've seen in ages. Probably the best well constructed post I've seen so far this year.

TheSuperNerd:

Hmmmm... OK... Good luck with that...

OK

That's a true man of God

to all the commentors above, are you guys 4real?

Jakumo:



Yes, Pastor Adejale has spotted a nice looking sexy university girl in the congregation, and he is thinking to himself "Damn, why did I have to invite my old ball-and-chain here today. Ain't this a muffugih. Damn. No fresh new poon-tang to anoint after service today. Damn" .

can't you at least pretend that you have sense.

the standard of God can never be compromised or changed, most pastors have traded their eternity

[quote author=nwabekeyi post=65945039]Why is he judging? if someone criticise him, his followers will be yelling "don't judge"[/quo
Saying the truth is mostly seen as judging others. The truth is the truth. Mr excuse

Brightglory77:
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Where did you escape,I am very sure that have been searching for you from zoo.

You must be one of those miracle pastors who so enjoy anointing young women's jiggly and succulent breasts, while praying for nookie later.

Please imagine that my crusty farmer's boot is reposed on your bald head as I invoke this BARRAGE of powerful prayers for your redemption.

Oh, Papa God when dey up. Na beg we dey beg ona today, say make ona no take CANE flog this our Pastor BrightGlory in Jeeeeeesus name.

Oh, Egbon Ogun, Almighty God of Iron. We follow beg ona too, say make the Okada when carry Pastor BrightGlory no mistake go jam, even if to say de Okada pilot don shak Sapele wata belle-full before them start journey.

I shout ya name Oga Sango, God of TONDAAA, say upon how ona take korro-korro eye see for where Pastor BrightGlory dem dey use style, dey press fine woman bress, make Sango no go take TONDA NAK dem all, Gbosaaaa.

After all this three pray don complete, na only 10K naira MTN credit I go need for ya hand now. Thank you for ya support. God bress Nigeria.