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Job Resume by vivienne(f): 4:31pm On Mar 12, 2007
No wonder job hunting has gotten so tough!

Resimay

Deer Sir,
I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.
I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited. I all so have a bad back, but I all ways tri to plese.
I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.
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Employer's response:, 

Dear Sabrina,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check

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