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What You Did Not Know About Zlatan Ibrahimovic (crakers) by khalids: 5:24pm On Apr 04, 2018 |
1 - When he was 10 years old, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house. 2 - Zlatan lost his virginity even before his parents. 3 - One day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything. Arsenal - When Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared. 5 - When Zlatan goes to your place to visit you, you're the guest. 6 - The name of Zlatan's father is Zlatan Junior. 7 - One day Zlatan passed a red light and the police stopped his car. Zlatan charged the police. 8 - Zlatan helped the nurses when he was born. 9 - Zlatan never lies. The truth is what is wrong. 10 - When Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Zlatan. 11- Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive. 12 - It is impossible for Zlatan to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Zlatan. 13 - In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Zlatan. 14 - One day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday. 15 - One day Zlatan arrived late at school. The other students were penalized because they arrived too early 16 - Kids go to sleep with a teddy bear, Zlatan goes to sleep with an actual bear 17 - When Zlatan makes a grammatical mistake the dictionary is updated 18 - Zlatan did not turn 36 years old, 36 years old turned Zlatan 19 - When Zlatan crosses the street, cars look both ways 20 - Zlatan doesn't have hair on his testicles because hair can't grow on steel 21 - You can't use 'Zlatan' as your password because it is 'too strong'. 22 - Zlatan wakes up his alarm clock every morning. 23 - Ghosts sit around camp fires & tell each other Zlatan stories. 24 - Zlatan doesn't make left turns, because everything he does is right. 25 - Zlatan once went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund. 26 - When Zlatan works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does. 27 - Zlatan and Superman once had a race. The loser had to start wearing his underwear over his trousers. 28 - Zlatan went to school so he could be studied. 29 - Cameras can't take pictures of Zlatan, nothing takes anything from Zlatan. 30 - Zlatan can rip a page out of Facebook . 31 - Zlatan once killed two stones with one bird. 32 - There used to be a street in Sweden named after Zlatan but it had to be changed because nobody crosses Zlatan and lives. 33 - Zlatan was approached to star in Mission Impossible. But he refused because he found the title insulting. 34 - Zlatan starts a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together. 35 - Zlatan's keyboard doesn't have a delete button because Zlatan does not make mistakes. 36 - Zlatan once volleyed a horse in the chin. It's descendants are known today as giraffes. 37 - Zlatan doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is 38 - Zlatan doesn''t look for the ball, the ball looks for Zlatan. 39 - Zlatan doesn't go to the referee, the referee goes to Zlatan 40 - Zlatan has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records. 41 - Zlatan''s keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Zlatan 42 - When Zlatan looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Zlatan. 43 - Zlatan''s voice never has an echo. Nothing talks back to Zlatan 44 - When we need to find something, we ask Google. When Google needs to find something, it asks Zlatan 45 - Zlatan starred in all 6 Star Wars movies…..As The Force. 47 - Zlatan does not draw teams in the Champions League, teams draw Zlatan. 48 - Jesus could walk on water, Zlatan can swim through land. - Stop comparing Zlatan with God, I mean he's good but he is not Zlatan 49 - Zlatan can pick Lemons from an Apple tree and make the best Orange Juice you have ever tasted. 50 - Zlatan’s keyboard doesn’t have a question mark, Zlatan only has answers. |
Re: What You Did Not Know About Zlatan Ibrahimovic (crakers) by Tajbol4splend(m): 5:38pm On Apr 04, 2018 |
Lol, I would say I agree to these 1 Like |
Re: What You Did Not Know About Zlatan Ibrahimovic (crakers) by scaramenga: 5:54pm On Apr 04, 2018 |
one thing i know about zlatan, e get money pass your papa |
Re: What You Did Not Know About Zlatan Ibrahimovic (crakers) by khalids: 8:32pm On Apr 04, 2018 |
51 - When Mark Zukerberg created Facebook he already had a friend request waiting from Zlatan. 52 - Sweden’s biggest sports accomplishments: 1948: Olympic Champions 1958: Silver World Cup Winners 1981: Zlatan is Born 2015: U21 Champions. 53 - Zlatan once went to a movie, and it watched him for two hours. 54 - A policeman once pulled Zlatan over. Zlatan let the policeman off with just a warning. 55 - Zlatan does not walk, the earth moves beneath his feet. 55 - Zlatan does not pay attention, attention pays him. 56 - Zlatan can tie his boots with his feet. 57 - Whenever Zlatan goes to a wedding, he is always the best man. 58 - Zlatan was seeing a movie in the cinema hall his phone rang so they paused the movie. 59 - Zlatan leaves a massage before the beep. 60 - Zlatan can find a haystack in a needle. 61 - Only Zlatan can have a facebook page with 0 posts and 100000 likes on it 62 - Only Zlatan can make onions cry 63 - Once a reporter asked Zlatan are you gay Zlatan replied you come to my house bring your sister also I'll show you I am gay or not. 64 - Zlatan wears sunglasses so that his eyes won't burn the sun. 65 - Kids have photos of Ronaldo in there room Ronaldo has photos of Zlatan in his room. 66 - When Zlatan left his house he told his dad now you are the man of the house 67 - Zlatan's urine can be used as a fuel in Airplanes. 68 - Zlatan's tears can cure cancer. 69 - Zlatan died 10 years ago, death hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet. 70 - The Statue of Liberty in New York lifts its hand because it's a punishment from Zlatan. 71 - Once Zlatan masturbated on a house, that house is now known as White House. 72 - Zlatan makes fruit from juice. 73 - Zlatan has been to Mars, which is why there is no life there. 74 - Zlatan does not age, he levels up. 75 - Zlatan once counted up to infinity, twice. x |
Re: What You Did Not Know About Zlatan Ibrahimovic (crakers) by khalids: 6:17pm On Apr 18, 2018 |
Re: What You Did Not Know About Zlatan Ibrahimovic (crakers) by khalids: 4:52am On Jul 08, 2018 |
scaramenga: As well as yours too...... |
Re: What You Did Not Know About Zlatan Ibrahimovic (crakers) by scaramenga: 8:22am On Jul 12, 2018 |
khalids:lol the thing pain am Bet it is the truff nah |
Re: What You Did Not Know About Zlatan Ibrahimovic (crakers) by khalids: 10:16am On Jul 12, 2018 |
scaramenga: Wow...how old are you?? |
Re: What You Did Not Know About Zlatan Ibrahimovic (crakers) by Auladimeji2: 11:18am On Jul 12, 2018 |
The world cup and Champions are so unlucky to feel Zlanta's hand |
Re: What You Did Not Know About Zlatan Ibrahimovic (crakers) by khalids: 11:43am On Aug 02, 2018 |
Auladimeji2:lol |
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