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Funny quotes by IAH(f): 8:11pm On Jun 10, 2005 |
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," -- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest. "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign. "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," -- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward. "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," -- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC. "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it," -- A congressional candidate in Texas. "It isn't[b] pollution [/b] that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." -- Al Gore, Vice President " It's no exaggeration to say that the undecided could go one way or another" -- George Bush, US President "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." -- Bill Clinton, President "Traditionally, most of Australia's[b] imports [/b] come from overseas." -- Keppel Enderbery "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." -- Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina "If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." -- Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman |
Re: Funny quotes by Seun(m): 12:48am On Jun 11, 2005 |
Lauin so ard I have tears in my eyes! |
Re: Funny quotes by Allenpowered(m): 11:07am On Jun 11, 2005 |
I'laffing in greek and it goes..grehahahagrehahahahahahagrehahah |
Re: Funny quotes by kemmy(f): 3:10pm On Jun 21, 2005 |
I laff so tey........water sef dey come out of my eyes...........I swear,no body wey no get stupidity trait for body. |
Re: Funny quotes by hotangel2(f): 6:52am On Jun 26, 2005 |
WOW. Boy did that make me laugh or cry?? I am still laughing. Jeez. |
Re: Funny quotes by c0dec(m): 6:55pm On Jun 28, 2005 |
Re: Funny quotes by WesleyanA(f): 5:21am On Jul 05, 2005 |
too bad i didn't find any of those funny. |
Re: Funny quotes by diakim(m): 5:05pm On Jul 10, 2005 |
Funny |
Re: Funny quotes by IAH(f): 1:23pm On Jul 11, 2005 |
too bad i didn't find any of those funny. I'm so sorry, Wesley. It's a joke for the adult minds. |
Re: Funny quotes by micklplus(m): 2:13pm On Mar 21, 2006 |
Oh lawd ! who says this isnt funny? just take ur time, look into the content and u'll get the joke ! cheers |
Re: Funny quotes by Rhodalyn(f): 2:17pm On Mar 21, 2006 |
Seun: Not allowed on the Nairaland Forum:bad spelling, |
Re: Funny quotes by ThugLife1(m): 12:45am On Apr 30, 2008 |
Nice quotes |
Re: Funny quotes by mimiko(f): 2:41am On Apr 30, 2008 |
nice bush has said more |
Re: Funny quotes by clemcykul(f): 9:16am On Apr 30, 2008 |
hi mimie :- awesome collection, made me grin all through |
Re: Funny quotes by Aiphie(f): 1:10pm On Apr 30, 2008 |
Why una dey laf them? Everybody makes mistakes abi? But true true it's funny. |
Re: Funny quotes by Nobody: 10:58am On May 28, 2008 |
It's 15minutes since i read that & ma eyes are still brimming with tears. God, dt really cracked me up. |
Re: Funny quotes by folly69(m): 11:08am On May 28, 2008 |
very funny quotes |
Re: Funny quotes by Taiwo20(m): 1:20pm On May 28, 2008 |
Nice funny quote.I wonder how and where you got them. I imagine the length you could go to get them [b][/b]IAHYou must be a funny fellow.
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Re: Funny quotes by manickal(m): 1:31pm On May 28, 2008 |
al gore is dumber than i thot. |
Re: Funny quotes by olulu(m): 1:51pm On May 28, 2008 |
men , this is it i love dis quotes, just one question, who posted it? a nigerian or sumbody whose parents are frm nigeria |
Re: Funny quotes by Jeovy(m): 7:07pm On May 28, 2008 |
olulu: My Grandmum did,happy now |
Re: Funny quotes by Abbygyal(f): 8:09pm On May 28, 2008 |
its looks funny but i dnt get some of it |
Re: Funny quotes by GeeCee(m): 5:50am On Jan 09, 2010 |
lol |
Re: Funny quotes by studio43(m): 5:52am On Jan 09, 2010 |
Lol |
Re: Funny quotes by Kunbee: 11:29pm On Jan 10, 2010 |
:p |
Re: Funny quotes by dani1luv: 3:21pm On Jan 11, 2010 |
Great Joke |
Re: Funny quotes by xtended(m): 4:09pm On Jan 11, 2010 |
dani1luv: dani dani hmmmmmmm, |
Re: Funny quotes by Teeco(m): 5:21pm On Jan 11, 2010 |
Nice one |
Re: Funny quotes by Kunbee: 7:26am On Feb 06, 2010 |
Your teeth is dirty |
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