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19 Funny Atheists Quotes And Authors by purem(m): 8:46am On Apr 15, 2018 |
How can you say you believe in the afterlife and weep at the finality of death? -Ian McEwan 3 Likes |
Re: 19 Funny Atheists Quotes And Authors by purem(m): 8:48am On Apr 15, 2018 |
Poverty, ignorance, hopelessness and bad governance have driven many Africans to religious insanity, absurdity and extremism. -Leo Igwe 2 Likes |
Re: 19 Funny Atheists Quotes And Authors by purem(m): 8:50am On Apr 15, 2018 |
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; Teach him how to fish and you've feed him for his life time; Give him religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish. -Benjamin Disraeli 2 Likes |
Re: 19 Funny Atheists Quotes And Authors by purem(m): 8:51am On Apr 15, 2018 |
The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself. -Richard Francis Burton 1 Like |
Re: 19 Funny Atheists Quotes And Authors by Kingsley10000: 8:55am On Apr 15, 2018 |
China is currently the world's leading economic power, in
China there is Zero Church!
Finland has the most stable economy in the world today.
There are less than twenty churches in Finland!
Switzerland has the second most stable economy in the
world. Switzerland has fewer than thirty churches!
Denmark is the third most stable economy in the world,
there are about 23 churches in Denmark.
These countries are considered to have the highest number
of atheists, but they are blessed!
Come to Nigeria, there are more than 70,000 churches.
+25 000 churches in Lagos.
+2 500 churches in Oyo
+30000 churches in the south east
In Africa, we have more churches than schools and
hospitals combined!
More pastors than doctors.
Everyone is born again!o
Everyone is covered with the blood of Jesus!
Jesus even became the husband of all single women
(according to them) in revival churches!
Everyone is filled with the Holy Spirit!
However, none of these claims reflect the moral elevation
that is hoped for in a society.
We are among the laziest, the most deceiving, the most
corrupt, the most hypocritical, the most hateful on the planet
today, with all our Jesus and the Holy Spirit!
Our people need to distinguish between religion and
stupidity or between spirituality and tradition!.
Wake up!!!
religion is the modern day slavery holding Africans down... 4 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: 19 Funny Atheists Quotes And Authors by purem(m): 8:55am On Apr 15, 2018 |
The very concept of sin comes from the bible. Christianity offers to solve a problem of its own making! Would you be thankful to a person who cut you with a knife in order to sell you a bandage? -Dan Barker 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 19 Funny Atheists Quotes And Authors by purem(m): 8:59am On Apr 15, 2018 |
Where knowledge ends, religion begins. -Benjamin Disraeli 1 Like |
Re: 19 Funny Atheists Quotes And Authors by Nobody: 9:01am On Apr 15, 2018 |
Kingsley10000: Zero churches? Fear God na. Must you lie to prove your fact? |
Re: 19 Funny Atheists Quotes And Authors by purem(m): 9:01am On Apr 15, 2018 |
Theist presents his assumption; God created heaven and earth. Skeptics in curiosity questions his ideology; how did God created heaven and earth?. Theist in his confused mind; it's in the BIBLE. Isn't this ridiculous? -Paul Owen 1 Like |
Re: 19 Funny Atheists Quotes And Authors by purem(m): 9:03am On Apr 15, 2018 |
Religion is the triumph of wishful thinking over reality. -Stuart Vealey 1 Like |
Re: 19 Funny Atheists Quotes And Authors by festwiz(m): 9:04am On Apr 15, 2018 |
purem:This is really deep 1 Like |
Re: 19 Funny Atheists Quotes And Authors by purem(m): 9:05am On Apr 15, 2018 |
Circular logic and the inability to distinguish between belief and fact makes debating with the religious an exercise in futility. -Raph dappa 1 Like |
Re: 19 Funny Atheists Quotes And Authors by purem(m): 9:06am On Apr 15, 2018 |
If you value freedom, you should flee from religion as the antelope flees the lion. -Paula Kirby 1 Like |
Re: 19 Funny Atheists Quotes And Authors by purem(m): 9:09am On Apr 15, 2018 |
festwiz: Only the fool says in his heart: There is no god- The wise says it to the world. -Williams Blake 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 19 Funny Atheists Quotes And Authors by purem(m): 9:11am On Apr 15, 2018 |
So let me get this straight, the unending, all-powerful force of creation that hand-made the universe funneled himself into the body of a human fetus and then teleported the fetus into the uterus of a married virgin. He then spent 30 years on earth walking around doing basically nothing and then one day rearranged reality to set in motion events that would lead to his own death...effectively committing suicide. He does this because his death will, for some or other reason, clear humanity's sin tally (which he, himself is keeping up in heaven). And then after his plans to get himself killed fall into place, he looks around and asks himself why he has abandoned himself? Is that the basic gist of it? -Ere Thomas 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 19 Funny Atheists Quotes And Authors by Obainoneandonly(m): 9:13am On Apr 15, 2018 |
Simonrom:don't Mind d mofo,maybe he thinks everyone is as daf as he is.China dat has hundreds of churches.and at one time there was tussle between d Vatican and d Chinese authority on who should control d Catholic churches there |
Re: 19 Funny Atheists Quotes And Authors by purem(m): 9:14am On Apr 15, 2018 |
What turns me against religion is that you can’t rely on the followers to think logically, rationally or with an open mind. If they did there would be no religion. Everything that happens to them is either "already written" or "god’s will." -Baron von Knifty 1 Like |
Re: 19 Funny Atheists Quotes And Authors by festwiz(m): 9:15am On Apr 15, 2018 |
Obainoneandonly:China is now ruled by the Athiest party and religious activities are forbidden. |
Re: 19 Funny Atheists Quotes And Authors by purem(m): 9:17am On Apr 15, 2018 |
If the universe must have a cause, and God is the cause, then it follows that God must have a cause. -Herb Silverman |
Re: 19 Funny Atheists Quotes And Authors by purem(m): 9:18am On Apr 15, 2018 |
It can't be seen, smelled, felt, measured, or understood, therefore let's worship it. -Anonymous 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 19 Funny Atheists Quotes And Authors by purem(m): 9:20am On Apr 15, 2018 |
'If you don't worship me you will burn in hell forever.' I always thought that was ugly. -Gore Vidal 1 Like |
Re: 19 Funny Atheists Quotes And Authors by purem(m): 9:22am On Apr 15, 2018 |
Believing things without reason or evidence is a mark of idiocy, gullibility and ignorance -RavingAtheist.com 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 19 Funny Atheists Quotes And Authors by Obainoneandonly(m): 9:22am On Apr 15, 2018 |
festwiz:who told you dat religious activities are forbidden.do ur research and stop spreading false information |
Re: 19 Funny Atheists Quotes And Authors by purem(m): 9:23am On Apr 15, 2018 |
At worst, religion is confused, internally contradictory, and in conflict with evidence from the physical world -P. Z. Myers |
Re: 19 Funny Atheists Quotes And Authors by purem(m): 9:24am On Apr 15, 2018 |
Often a non-Christian knows something about the earth, the heavens, and the other parts of the world, about the motions and orbits of the stars and even their sizes and distances, ...and this knowledge he holds with certainty from reason and experience. It is thus offensive and disgraceful for an unbeliever to hear a Christian talk nonsense about such things, claiming that what he is saying is based in Scripture. -St. Augustine |
Re: 19 Funny Atheists Quotes And Authors by purem(m): 9:26am On Apr 15, 2018 |
To debunk the whole of science on the back of a story passed down by some Iron Age goat-herders is just self-delusion. -Neil Butcher |
Re: 19 Funny Atheists Quotes And Authors by purem(m): 9:35am On Apr 15, 2018 |
Ecclessias3v10 "this is another burden God has laid on man" If God should swap place with humans for a day, he will drastically kill himself Williams Blakes |
Re: 19 Funny Atheists Quotes And Authors by Kingsley1000(m): 10:55am On Apr 15, 2018 |
Obainoneandonly:The millions of people establishing churches in china are foreigners and nigerians...the native of the country are non religious...do you know what muslim extremism has caused in xinzing region(north west china)? |
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