A letter to Ex-Girl Friend
Dear MonishaDear Monisha,
Thanks for being my love for one and half years, when
you receive this letter I believe you might have selected a
new boy friend and started enjoying your dating.
Every lovers needs to struggle a bit to get a boy friend or
girl friend.
Monisha … In order to recover your missing, I got another
girl from next street & as you know this is my forth love,
from all my past experiences I have learned a lot.
When the love blossoms everyone starts writing love
letters, you know very well… I have written many love
letter to you , and writing a love letter in poetic way is
not so easy nowadays MONISHA , and it's a time
consuming work, In order to avoid all this I need all my
lover letters back so that I can put corrector and send to
my new girl friend , please send it back to me , I don't
have poetic references or any photocopy of these letters.
Another thing MONISHA, I have given you one cute
photo of mine , can you send it to me please , you know
better that this is the only photo I look very cute &
handsome and this photo I have taken when I was in my
very first love.
And also, during my 1 ½ years of love days I have
spend lot of monies for impressing you , I am attaching
a list of expenses which I request you to clear it at the
earliest.
The expenses are as follows: Lunch / Dinner ; 895, Cool
Drinks 2938 Rs, Snacks 5645 Rs. , Juice 3845 Rs.
Cinema 1235Rs. Internet Chatting 1499 Rs. , Mobile
2546 Rs. Petrol 4255 Rs. Gift Items 7850 Rs, - Grand
Total : 30,708 rs (in Words : Thrity Thousand Seven
Hundred and Eight Rupees).
Please try to clear the above amount so that I can spend
these monies on my new girl friend, and more over if
you have any of my gift lying with you, am ready to
take these packs in half prices. Please calculate the value
of packs left over and deduct it from the above statement
of account.
I am enclosing herewith your love letters (Weigh around
4 Kg) so that you no need to write again to your boy
friend and your photo so that you can give to your new
BF.
AlsoAlso, please advise your expenses which incurred during
our dates, I don't think you have got any expenditure
during these dates, I have seen many time that you
always forget your purse when it comes to pay.
Anyway I hope you will clear the above outstanding at
the earliest and wishing you a very wonderful 6th love
affair with Subil.
Your Ex-lover ….
sluvy4tune

couldnt read it cos it was 2 long ;Dn whats d benefit of u pasting it

i laugh.

@ poster
Was this supposed to be funny or what?

DID SHE BEG YOU TO INCUR THE EXPENSES? Na wa o! E be like say you no get work sef!

Tuts and shakes head - bitterness na bad thing

with all the grammatical errors and the rupee currency, you can tell an indian originally wrote this as a joke and he copy-pasted it on nairaland.

*mid-finger in the air*

if fact u re a shameless man,
how can u say such a thing in the public.

you want to make me believe that this is how u have been doing to all ur ex lovers.
I am dissappionted in you.  for you right here
If i happen to be your new love I will quit immediatelly because I know u will do the same to me.

Infact I don't want to insult you further, if not you will have heard alot of abusive words from me,
but sha, take your letter to your ex as a joke else,
i no hate you oooo, but i have your action.

Dis should be in the jokes session