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How To Toast A Church Girl by boxofix: 3:31am On May 05, 2018
HOW TO TOAST A CHURCH GIRL

Posting this topic may make some people think I’m a relationship guru, or what do I even know, after all am just a filmmaker with a big mouth. But believe me you, I may be just naive as you think when it comes to relationship affairs, but let me speak for some of our Spiro brothers who wants to go into a SERIOUS relationship but may find it very difficult to toast a sister in a godly way (if there’s any godly way. Toasting is toasting).
Every character used in this post is fictional and not fictional.
I have been privileged to serve at a campus fellowship as an executive, where I had a lot of girls calling me Papa. A lot of them are beautiful but there’s this one gorgeous dropping angel, who may separate a man’s spirit from his soul. I tried telling her how I feel about her but she wouldn’t take it serious because she sees me as one spiritual figure who doesn’t have emotions. We tried getting along, being close as friends but nothing come out. I took her out one day, bought her a dress just to hear her say, “thank you Papa.” Who’s your Papa? Stop seeing me as a Papa and face reality but she wouldn’t listen. She can attest to the fact that she loves me so much but as a Papa and has refused to see the man in me, but only the God in me. I have virtually done all I can to convince her that I love her and wants something serious but she gives me this careless excuse. To be sincere, she’s has pressed my mumu button that I don’t use to concentrate in bible studies anymore.

Sometimes I pray she shouldn’t be around in services so I would stop looking at her, but look unto Jesus, the Author and Finisher of my faith wey bring me come church. I am tired of making her believe me. I am tired of telling her spiritual things since the spiritual things don spoil things for me. Don’t be quick to judge me now, this is the story of many church brothers.
So, brethren, help a brother who’s ready to marry suggest how best he can win this kind of girl. Sisters you are free to suggest too…but don’t tell me she’s not the one for me

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Re: How To Toast A Church Girl by Pierced(f): 3:39am On May 05, 2018
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Re: How To Toast A Church Girl by ebuk4real(m): 4:16am On May 05, 2018
My bro, if she can't see the man in you while you're in God, is it when you're in Satan?

Let her go and find her type of man in Satan....FREE HER....

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