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Your Only In Naija Momeries by Holocene(m): 5:39pm On Jun 01, 2018
Only in naija will someone but a new TV and still leave the side sticker on the screen to show its a new TV.

Only in naija will you but a new car and refused to totally remove all the waterproof wrapping just to show its "tear rubber".

Only will naija will dude stop on the raodway and bring out their junk to piss on the sidebush and nothing go happen. In other countries, you will go jail for indecent exposure with ur name in sex offenders registry.

Only in naija will boyfriend and husband panelbeat their wives and girlfriend and go back home and have sex with her.

Only in naija will you dash policeman on the road an open bottle of champagne and the dude will be praising you like you be his messiah. In other climes, na jail sharp sharp

Only in naija will you have a working traffic light and also have a traffic warden controlling traffic because people no send the light. In other climes, you will receive a traffic ticket in your mail with 4 weeks to pay up fine or appear in court..


Lets see your only in naija moments

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