Mr A is a hunter, one day as he was doing his thing, he saw an antelope and he fired at it with his gun but suddenly a little boy came out from no where and was in the way between the bullet and the target. Mr A ran past the bullet to the boy and pushed him out of the way so his bullet can kill his target and amazingly, it worked without hurting them!can u imagine?

Mr B was on a tree to pluck mangoes for sale. as he shook the tree, he remembered he needed basin to put the fruits in without them touching the ground so, he jumped down got a basin and caught all the fruits he shook down neatly in his basin!

Mr C was going to a party dressed in an impeccably white shirt and trousers after a heavy down pour. The muddy ground slipped him but before he fell touching the ground, he had pulled off his white clothes and held them up so they wont get stained.

Muhammed ali was in his room one night, he turned off his light from a faultless-switch that was far from his bed. But he was on his bed before the room became dark.

guys please tell me who is the fastest.

uhm, funny. Unimaginable you know

LOL, its the hunter, considering the velocity at which bullet moves, and he outran it, OMG,

no no no, the guy in white,

no no no, the mango plucker and where do i place the magic of Ali? light travels fastest and he outsmarted it. wow.

Abeg oga, I dont know carry go

this is really interesting just bumped into it again lol

Muyee, are you Mutee

@Anonymous2
WHAO!!!!

@lyssa
Baby!
Whats up?

oh sorry, I forggoten to reply to thread.


@Topic,

Heheh!

i am d fastest

dan1 luv

@ joke I culdnt read it but will do dat soon

lazy



@poster
maybe Mr a pr mr B or Mr. C
wo leave me alone jo

Fastest ni Fastest ko. . . hmmm. . . . . I need my Choc milk

bros this is old read my past post u will see it, but let me help

the man that see these three men is the fastest




answer this, three people crossed a river at the same time,the first saw the river and pass thru and had contact with the water, the second saw and crossed but no contact with water, the third did not see the river and no contact with the water but they all crossed the river. who are these?

pilipo

i hiss in Hausa

i hisss in kanuri

Fastest ke!!! That means you have never met me. . . . . . . . .
I shot a gun and before the sound went, I did a return journey to the moon.

hhheehee!. . . . panting. . . . . . .

lazy u

@disease
i dey o, how body?

hmm that joke of seeing and touching water is beyond me o. . brb

These kind jokes still exist?

just simply laugh, or smile, anyone fit do

Are you promoting wrinkles?

just some peeps getting on my nerve,

,
how 'bout that?

wen dey get on ur nerves, dont 4get to get on their arse

u be arse stalker?

that is no news

i  know it's Mr.A
i've done an experiment like this before, n' it turned out A was d fartest. .

make una carrry dey go
as I dey feel una soo

No Restrictions
No Inhibitions
Just Oblige

say wetin. . u no go join us 4 d ride

how u wan may i take enter dat una craze ride?, I ride with peeps as respectable as moi

yea, u're very right my brother. .  u shouldnt join d respectable ride, u should join d crazy one
u know what's good for u jare. .  n' as ur therapist. .  i know what's best for u 

ha ha ha, symptoms of hallucination , twil wear off though, just take ur drugs and sleep. you'd be beta in the morning