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Who Is The Fastest? by Anonymous2(m): 4:15pm On Mar 21, 2007 |
Mr A is a hunter, one day as he was doing his thing, he saw an antelope and he fired at it with his gun but suddenly a little boy came out from no where and was in the way between the bullet and the target. Mr A ran past the bullet to the boy and pushed him out of the way so his bullet can kill his target and amazingly, it worked without hurting them!can u imagine? Mr B was on a tree to pluck mangoes for sale. as he shook the tree, he remembered he needed basin to put the fruits in without them touching the ground so, he jumped down got a basin and caught all the fruits he shook down neatly in his basin! Mr C was going to a party dressed in an impeccably white shirt and trousers after a heavy down pour. The muddy ground slipped him but before he fell touching the ground, he had pulled off his white clothes and held them up so they wont get stained. Muhammed ali was in his room one night, he turned off his light from a faultless-switch that was far from his bed. But he was on his bed before the room became dark. guys please tell me who is the fastest. |
Re: Who Is The Fastest? by Muyee(m): 9:59am On Mar 22, 2007 |
uhm, funny. Unimaginable you know |
Re: Who Is The Fastest? by lysaa(f): 10:14pm On Mar 23, 2007 |
LOL, its the hunter, considering the velocity at which bullet moves, and he outran it, OMG, no no no, the guy in white, no no no, the mango plucker and where do i place the magic of Ali? light travels fastest and he outsmarted it. wow. Abeg oga, I dont know carry go |
Re: Who Is The Fastest? by lysaa(f): 12:21pm On Nov 07, 2008 |
this is really interesting just bumped into it again lol |
Re: Who Is The Fastest? by Gabry(f): 12:23pm On Nov 07, 2008 |
Muyee, are you Mutee |
Re: Who Is The Fastest? by disease(m): 12:41pm On Nov 07, 2008 |
@Anonymous2 WHAO!!!! @lyssa Baby! Whats up? |
Re: Who Is The Fastest? by Gabry(f): 12:43pm On Nov 07, 2008 |
oh sorry, I forggoten to reply to thread. @Topic, Heheh! |
Re: Who Is The Fastest? by dani1luv: 1:19pm On Nov 07, 2008 |
i am d fastest |
Re: Who Is The Fastest? by origina9ja(f): 1:25pm On Nov 07, 2008 |
dan1 luv |
Re: Who Is The Fastest? by CuteAngel(f): 1:28pm On Nov 07, 2008 |
@ joke I culdnt read it but will do dat soon |
Re: Who Is The Fastest? by princesa(f): 1:38pm On Nov 07, 2008 |
lazy @poster maybe Mr a pr mr B or Mr. C wo leave me alone jo |
Re: Who Is The Fastest? by Gabry(f): 1:39pm On Nov 07, 2008 |
Fastest ni Fastest ko. . . hmmm. . . . . I need my Choc milk |
Re: Who Is The Fastest? by phillip001(m): 1:47pm On Nov 07, 2008 |
bros this is old read my past post u will see it, but let me help the man that see these three men is the fastest answer this, three people crossed a river at the same time,the first saw the river and pass thru and had contact with the water, the second saw and crossed but no contact with water, the third did not see the river and no contact with the water but they all crossed the river. who are these? |
Re: Who Is The Fastest? by Gabry(f): 2:00pm On Nov 07, 2008 |
pilipo |
Re: Who Is The Fastest? by romsky: 2:10pm On Nov 07, 2008 |
i hiss in Hausa |
Re: Who Is The Fastest? by tytylayor: 2:44pm On Nov 07, 2008 |
i hisss in kanuri |
Re: Who Is The Fastest? by Emperoh(m): 2:47pm On Nov 07, 2008 |
Fastest ke!!! That means you have never met me. . . . . . . . . I shot a gun and before the sound went, I did a return journey to the moon. hhheehee!. . . . panting. . . . . . . |
Re: Who Is The Fastest? by romsky: 2:50pm On Nov 07, 2008 |
lazy u |
Re: Who Is The Fastest? by lysaa(f): 8:54pm On Nov 08, 2008 |
@disease i dey o, how body? hmm that joke of seeing and touching water is beyond me o. . brb |
Re: Who Is The Fastest? by krama(m): 9:15am On Nov 09, 2008 |
These kind jokes still exist? |
Re: Who Is The Fastest? by cbase: 9:56am On Nov 09, 2008 |
just simply laugh, or smile, anyone fit do |
Re: Who Is The Fastest? by Gabry(f): 2:54pm On Nov 09, 2008 |
Are you promoting wrinkles? |
Re: Who Is The Fastest? by cbase: 9:15pm On Nov 09, 2008 |
just some peeps getting on my nerve, , how 'bout that? |
Re: Who Is The Fastest? by clemcykul(f): 11:01am On Nov 10, 2008 |
wen dey get on ur nerves, dont 4get to get on their arse |
Re: Who Is The Fastest? by lysaa(f): 4:41pm On Nov 10, 2008 |
u be arse stalker? |
Re: Who Is The Fastest? by Jeovy(m): 6:37pm On Nov 10, 2008 |
that is no news |
Re: Who Is The Fastest? by sima(f): 7:17pm On Nov 10, 2008 |
i know it's Mr.A i've done an experiment like this before, n' it turned out A was d fartest. . |
Re: Who Is The Fastest? by cbase: 9:03pm On Nov 10, 2008 |
make una carrry dey go as I dey feel una soo No Restrictions No Inhibitions Just Oblige |
Re: Who Is The Fastest? by sima(f): 9:05pm On Nov 10, 2008 |
say wetin. . u no go join us 4 d ride |
Re: Who Is The Fastest? by cbase: 9:17pm On Nov 10, 2008 |
how u wan may i take enter dat una craze ride?, I ride with peeps as respectable as moi |
Re: Who Is The Fastest? by sima(f): 9:21pm On Nov 10, 2008 |
yea, u're very right my brother. . u shouldnt join d respectable ride, u should join d crazy one u know what's good for u jare. . n' as ur therapist. . i know what's best for u |
Re: Who Is The Fastest? by cbase: 9:24pm On Nov 10, 2008 |
ha ha ha, symptoms of hallucination , twil wear off though, just take ur drugs and sleep. you'd be beta in the morning |
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