... and I was like hey, my head could probably fit in that; so I tried it... L Lz

Soap or lotion would have helped. If you know you know

What an idiot.

Try that in Nigeria, the driver would probably drive off decapitating the head. If she survives, she,ll have her parents to deal with but this is the USA, she,ll probably become a celebrity for almost causing herself permanent disability/death.

Sarkin:

It is a big sin too

so there's a better sin then?

zombieHUNTER:


God cannot bless evil

Who uses tax payers money to travel abroad for medical check up

you're the 'evil' for hating a good man for fighting corruption. Btw no one is perfect.

heed101:
Soap or lotion would have helped. If you know you know

Warmy soapy lotion will help

Very funny

Sarkin:
you're the 'evil' for hating a good man for fighting corruption. Btw no one is perfect.

How can devil fight against itself
How can corruption fight against corruption

In few days time... Oshiomole will be the chairman of APC... Someone who has corrupt charges on his neck.

No one is perfect alright... But Buhari is a cow

silenze:

so there's a better sin then?

yes. You cannot slap someone and then kill someone and expect the sin to wage the same.

zombieHUNTER:


How can devil fight against itself
How can corruption fight against corruption

In few days time... Oshiomole will be the chairman of APC... Someone who has corrupt charges on his neck.

No one is perfect alright... But Buhari is a cow

well, let me not talk much but thank God that Satan's party(PDP) isn't in power if not everyone in the country will be trekking to Cameroon and Ghana for aid.

Sarkin:
well, let me not talk much but thank God that Satan's party(PDP) isn't in power if not everyone in the country will be trekking to Cameroon and Ghana for aid.

PDP like Rotimi Amaechi... Saraki... Sullivan. .. OUK.. Audu ogbeh.. Etc

zombieHUNTER:


PDP like Rotimi Amaechi... Saraki... Sullivan. .. OUK.. Audu ogbeh.. Etc

keep calm... Things will get better. Just so you know PDP will never win presidency in this life again.

Sarkin:
keep calm... Things will get better. Just so you know PDP will never win presidency in this life again.

Stop deceiving yourself

ednut1:
I can never understand y pple get drunk

It has to do with how many bottles/cans of alcoholic drink one takes.
One might take one bottle and feel happy. The next temptation is to take another, and another...
Some persons can withstand more bottles than others.
You also might not realise when you start slowly getting drunk.

I once took a bottle and my wife another bottle. I finished mine OK. My wife got to ½ bottle and started laughing anyhow. Very strange laughter.

That was the day we both learnt that she can't take anything more than 1 small glass, whilst I can finish 1 bottle.

Alcohol...

Women....


Thread with care

that definitely cant be alcohol. alcohol highest cannot cause that.

Imagine yourself fvcking her doggy style with her head still stuck in the exhaust pipe.

Sarkin:
Sign that Alcohol is satanic.



Fornication is better than Alcohol


As buhariguy has said earlier, Baba needs to impose higher tax on evil things like Alcohol that the 'aggressive idiotic pigs of Biafra' drown themselves in.

What Do You Always Eat Before Boarding Nairaland?

lonelydora:
Oyibo dey mumu shaa.

Why disturb the fire department with this? The driver should have revved the engine so high for the exhaust to blow her head off.

Wicked somebody.

mtcheew, nonsense and rubbish

start the engine it will come out by force

How her head take enter there

Lolzz

Hmmmm, I wonder what took him there.