An 18 year-old girl get pregnant and she tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 3 months
months. Very worried, the mother started
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did
this
to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a
Ferrari
stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man
with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps
out
of
the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room
with the father, the mother and the girl and tells them: "Good morning,
your daughter has informed me of the problem.
However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but
I'll
take charge.
I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her
life.

Additionally, If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a
townhouse, a beach front villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a
$2,000,000
bank account.
If it is twins, a factory and $2,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand
firmly
on
the man's shoulder and tells him, "You'll sleep with her
again and without condom pls

very nyc one.

U NO GO KIL ME

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

heard it b4. still 9ice thou!

@ topic,

poverty na baaaaaaaaaaaaad thing!

nice remix at the end of this one.

Funniest Joke ever.

na you talk am oh.

D1KeleVra:

lol nice

Studio and Ben can confirm that. . . they are living proofs of what u've said

U self join them

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