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Adultery by ekeroyal(m): 7:27pm On Sep 28, 2009
A man was caught sleeping with his landlady by his Landlord. And after thorough beating by other neighbors and passersby, he decided to go to court to justify his action. Now before the magistrate he speaks up

"If CARPENTERS enjoy CARPENTRY,

   POETS enjoy POETRY,

   COOKS enjoy COOKERY,

   INFANTS enjoy INFANTRY,

  THEN ADULTS should be allowed to enjoy ADULTERY!"

ABI no be so? YES OOH!
Re: Adultery by bashydemy(m): 6:08am On Sep 29, 2009
nice one
Re: Adultery by ekeroyal(m): 4:18pm On Sep 29, 2009
bashy_demy:

nice one

Thanks man
Re: Adultery by romsky: 4:38pm On Sep 29, 2009
u r welcome cool
Re: Adultery by bashydemy(m): 8:36pm On Sep 29, 2009
i know say romade go come here cos na adultery person
Re: Adultery by ekeroyal(m): 8:55pm On Sep 29, 2009
bashy_demy:

i know say romade go come here cos na adultery person

lmao grin tongue
Re: Adultery by mamagee6(f): 1:09am On Sep 30, 2009
Nice one.
Re: Adultery by benjay1(m): 1:48am On Sep 30, 2009
why not after all ADULTERY is for ADULTS. grin
Re: Adultery by CrazyMan(m): 2:02am On Sep 30, 2009
Nice joke
Re: Adultery by bydot1(m): 4:31am On Sep 30, 2009
wink cheesy
Re: Adultery by jamace(m): 8:31am On Oct 01, 2009
grin grin Nice one.

But are you sure that INFANTS enjoy INFANTRY? cheesy cheesy
Re: Adultery by bydot1(m): 9:40am On Oct 01, 2009
dnt ask me please!
Re: Adultery by sylve11: 2:37pm On Oct 01, 2009
not nice but nice! cheesy cool
Re: Adultery by dani1luv: 2:56pm On Oct 01, 2009
Lmao. . .

Sylve nah tis' kain joke you like
Re: Adultery by ekeroyal(m): 3:00pm On Oct 01, 2009
jamace:

grin  grin Nice one.

But are you sure that INFANTS enjoy INFANTRY?  cheesy  cheesy
U know what u're up to grin
Re: Adultery by dani1luv: 3:02pm On Oct 01, 2009
which one kon b diz
Re: Adultery by bydot1(m): 4:42am On Oct 02, 2009
wetin e resemble? smiley
Re: Adultery by bashydemy(m): 5:23am On Oct 02, 2009
that monkey wey dey live next face me and slap you for your area now
Re: Adultery by bydot1(m): 5:48am On Oct 02, 2009
no monkey for my area tongue
Re: Adultery by clemcykul(f): 10:53am On Oct 02, 2009
because only u exist there
Re: Adultery by benjay1(m): 6:48pm On Oct 05, 2009
Make ona exchange blows, oya
Re: Adultery by dani1luv: 6:52pm On Oct 05, 2009
angry
Re: Adultery by bydot1(m): 12:57am On Oct 06, 2009
cool
Re: Adultery by clemcykul(f): 8:45am On Oct 06, 2009
.
Re: Adultery by romsky: 8:56am On Oct 06, 2009
bash thunder fire ya tiny balls
Re: Adultery by bydot1(m): 8:58am On Oct 06, 2009
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Re: Adultery by sylve11: 9:05am On Oct 06, 2009
. cool
Re: Adultery by bydot1(m): 9:12am On Oct 06, 2009
Na ya body all bad bad tin ful,
dey wear dat windscreen welderin sunshade for inside house
Re: Adultery by romsky: 9:23am On Oct 06, 2009
tu bad
Re: Adultery by clemcykul(f): 9:57am On Oct 06, 2009
of u
Re: Adultery by ekeroyal(m): 4:40pm On Oct 06, 2009
Blessed are those who post dots(.) and blank spaces().

I think that's how big their minds are.

Just an opinion
Re: Adultery by romsky: 5:58pm On Oct 06, 2009
u r correct on dat

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