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| Marriage Choices 101 For Women. . .lol by netotse(m): 11:25pm On Jun 07, 2010 |
stole this from someone's fb status. . .lol Ikenna wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates [Ifeoma, Nneka & Ngozi]. He gives each woman a present of N650,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. Ifeoma does a total make over.She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new, outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man.She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.Ikenna was impressed. Nneka goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because, See More she loves him so much.Again, the man is impressed. Ngozi invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the N650,000. She gives him back his N650,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.Obviously, Ikenna was impressed. He thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.Men are like that, you know. You can never tell what they base their judgment on. Hahahaha effin confused human beings |
| Re: Marriage Choices 101 For Women. . .lol by Tcrack(m): 2:19am On Jun 08, 2010 |
you arre right.diff stroke for diff folks |
| Re: Marriage Choices 101 For Women. . .lol by Dyt(f): 2:35am On Jun 08, 2010 |
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| Re: Marriage Choices 101 For Women. . .lol by EfemenaXY: 9:56am On Jun 12, 2010 |
Studio is Ikenna  |
| Re: Marriage Choices 101 For Women. . .lol by StudioCFR(m): 10:50am On Jun 12, 2010 |
Watch it gutter-gal, Cuz i beat! |
| Re: Marriage Choices 101 For Women. . .lol by EfemenaXY: 11:48am On Jun 12, 2010 |
really??  <hitches up shorts 'an fastens wrapper tightly around the waist> Oya come, I dey wait for you  **Prepares to throw Studio over her shoulder** |
| Re: Marriage Choices 101 For Women. . .lol by cbase: 3:05pm On Jun 12, 2010 |
with that ur tiny muscles |
| Re: Marriage Choices 101 For Women. . .lol by EfemenaXY: 3:12pm On Jun 12, 2010 |
^^really? & how you take know say dem dey tiny  |
| Re: Marriage Choices 101 For Women. . .lol by cbase: 3:15pm On Jun 12, 2010 |
i don see them be4, u don forget? |
| Re: Marriage Choices 101 For Women. . .lol by EfemenaXY: 3:31pm On Jun 12, 2010 |
remind me then |
| Re: Marriage Choices 101 For Women. . .lol by cbase: 4:56pm On Jun 12, 2010 |
go collect your brain wey u kip am, i no hol am |
| Re: Marriage Choices 101 For Women. . .lol by EfemenaXY: 8:29pm On Jun 12, 2010 |
<tut, tut> and I don tell u say make u no dey play with ur medication |
| Re: Marriage Choices 101 For Women. . .lol by StudioCFR(m): 7:05am On Jun 13, 2010 |
I tell am the same thing but the tout no dey hear word |
| Re: Marriage Choices 101 For Women. . .lol by cbase: 9:13am On Jun 13, 2010 |
World don spoil, kids no sabi who senior 'em |
| Re: Marriage Choices 101 For Women. . .lol by StudioCFR(m): 10:04am On Jun 13, 2010 |
Mtchew |
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