@sukieboy

smoking garri with that mammy water fish (wetin be the name self? yoruba calls it Alaro) is sooooooooo tantalizing

never heard of oron garri before. guess its yellow garri. dont like drinking yellow garri. its better swallowed. have never tried garri with fish. your mouth will boom badly the next day.

all those who want garri should forward their application to me. 2 line spacing. with your picture attachment.

spoilt:

never heard of oron garri before. guess its yellow garri. don't like drinking yellow garri. its better swallowed. have never tried garri with fish. your mouth will boom badly the next day.

all those who want garri should forward their application to me. 2 line spacing. with your picture attachment.

you are kidding right?

all this cos of garri ijebu?

na wah oh!


debo she dey call you oh!

Dear ma

with reference to your post number 481 on the garri smoking thread, I hereby tender my application for garri supply.
I am an avid garri consumer, but due to my sojourn outside the borders of the homeland, I have been experiencing a
very painful shortage of correct smokable garri. I would be most grateful if my application is accepted. please ma don't
delay, I don't know how long i can continue without garri. my sanity is at stake.

tanks for your assistance

signed

Debosky

@ debo LMAO   

garri addict, 

@ spoilt
please send me , the ajebutter, some smokeable garri ,  since i now know how to smoke it

am in love with garri hausa

sadly,I'm stuck with some Igbo garri to smoke.
Without peanuts and nido,the Igbo garri is practically useless as far as smoking is concerned

Where did we get this 'smoking garri' from? Do we 'smoke' or 'drink' garri?

Back to the question; Yes, I like drinking garri.

No we smoke it.



@Debo


Funny

debosky:

Dear ma

with reference to your post number 481 on the garri smoking thread, I hereby tender my application for garri supply.
I am an avid garri consumer, but due to my sojourn outside the borders of the homeland, I have been experiencing a
very painful shortage of correct smokable garri. I would be most grateful if my application is accepted. please ma don't
delay, I don't know how long i can continue without garri. my sanity is at stake.

tanks for your assistance

signed

Debosky

trust you to put in an application. you must need the gaff badly. your application is under consideration. but where is the cover letter?

LMAO


No C.V

tahst very true, i love smoking garri with fresh fish , its kinda hard to get the good garri stuff, ijebu garri is the best i got in texas here, no sugar needed , all the way baby !

gaff smokers, wats good

debosky:

Dear ma

with reference to your post number 481 on the garri smoking thread, I hereby tender my application for garri supply.
I am an avid garri consumer, but due to my sojourn outside the borders of the homeland, I have been experiencing a
very painful shortage of correct smokable garri. I would be most grateful if my application is accepted. please ma don't
delay, I don't know how long i can continue without garri. my sanity is at stake.

tanks for your assistance

signed

Debosky

Very funny. What wont the love of garri do

You all better be thankfull that the VAT and petroluem inrcreases have been largely reversed. If not you would have been paying thru your nose for you supply of garuim,
My illiterate neigbour promptly added money acrpss board to all items she sells including ijebu garri and groundnuts citing the VAT (she pronounced if FAT) and fuel increment. She is yet to revert back to the old prices. According to her the "FATable' stock has not been exhausted.v

tried smoking it the other day, EWWW
it just didn't taste right.
dnt think i'll be doing it again.

i just realized my stock of garri is depleting.
that's not good oh. the bag used to be big and robust. now it's just limp. rationing begins.

sorry.
I've run out of good Ijebu garri.
I'm left with the Igbo lumpy one that I have to sieve before smoking.
All that hard work just to drink common garri

babyosisi:

sorry.
I've run out of good Ijebu garri.
I'm left with the Igbo lumpy one that I have to sieve before smoking.
All that hard work just to drink common garri

Yeah all for Gari
I would do anything for Gari

babyosisi
you have to work first before you enjoy. no pain no gain.

yeah,the pain is there,I must really be gaining

Hnmnmnm! yawning!

What a sunny day
Having been beaten by the inevitable sun of my mother land
I finally made it home
Gosh! need something extremelly chilled to step it down
opening the refrigerator and doing a quick scan .  . . . .
Coke . . Nope!
5 Alive nope!
Kunnu . . NOPE!
Zobo . . .Nope!
Pinto .  ,    (Never mind! only the ijinle panpams can decode  )
Then it struck me like lighten . . . ,  . .

G4 . . . 
Garium Sulphate . . . 
Leebu . . . 

Okay, decision taken, now forthe preparation . . . . .

1st, reach for a round 555  (don't enjoy G4 in other countainers of different shape and material)
Grabbed a ragolis bottle (1.5l) of chilled water
Measured the "Leebu" with the "bend bend" peak milk thin  - old and faithful, it has  always given me the correct measurement in years!
With the leebu carefully measured inside the 555, I poured half of the ragolis water (actually refilled with tap water) on it. Stirred it and alllow it to settle (did I hear you say "then drain the water" No way!!! Garium water don cause palaver before o! - reserverd for aother tread. . . back to the prep, and guess what? you got it, drain the water, BUT by sipping it slowly  then stopped when it .  ,   , Hey! what about the dirty floating on the water? That it why Leebu is my favourite.  ,  no dirty, no sand, just pure white and very fine!!! Can't beat it! 
Anyways, after the draining, added half of the remaining chilled water leaving a quater behind (G4 Maths),  I know added sugar. For me, granulated or any other brand will not do except St louis. And my lucky number is six cubes
and a pint of salt to taste  you'd better believe me! and even give it a shot. Then added six cubes of iced block for continuous cooling  Now time to  . .   . . smoke? wack?drink? or whatever? Nope! Not yet one more ingridient and this is my favourite part. . .Added G-nuts, not bottled one o! The one from omoelepa that one needs to peel of the cover. This is coming last for a purpose! anyone that can guess right will get a bag of Leebu from me, posted to you wherever you reside on the surface or earth. After peeling the the G-nuts, I simply added the whole lots, like =N=50 worth and . . . . . ,  . . ,  .  . ,  .

TO BE CONTINUED  . . . You don't want to miss the different styles of "SMOKING" the G4 especially the rinsing the 555 with extra water other than the quater remaining. Hang out with me!

Olufidu:

Hnmnmnm! yawning!

What a sunny day
Having been beaten by the inevitable sun of my mother land
I finally made it home
Gosh! need something extremelly chilled to step it down
opening the refrigerator and doing a quick scan . . . . .
Coke . . Nope!
5 Alive nope!
Kunnu . . NOPE!
Zobo . . .Nope!
Pinto . , (Never mind! only the ijinle panpams can decode )
Then it struck me like lighten . . . , . .

G4 . . .
Garium Sulphate . . .
Leebu . . .

Okay, decision taken, now forthe preparation . . . . .

1st, reach for a round 555 (don't enjoy G4 in other countainers of different shape and material)
Grabbed a ragolis bottle (1.5l) of chilled water
Measured the "Leebu" with the "bend bend" peak milk thin - old and faithful, it has always given me the correct measurement in years!
With the leebu carefully measured inside the 555, I poured half of the ragolis water (actually refilled with tap water) on it. Stirred it and alllow it to settle (did I hear you say "then drain the water" No way!!! Garium water don cause palaver before o! - reserverd for aother tread. . . back to the prep, and guess what? you got it, drain the water, BUT by sipping it slowly then stopped when it . , , Hey! what about the dirty floating on the water? That it why Leebu is my favourite. , no dirty, no sand, just pure white and very fine!!! Can't beat it!
Anyways, after the draining, added half of the remaining chilled water leaving a quater behind (G4 Maths), I know added sugar. For me, granulated or any other brand will not do except St louis. And my lucky number is six cubes
and a pint of salt to taste you'd better believe me! and even give it a shot. Then added six cubes of iced block for continuous cooling Now time to . . . . smoke? wack?drink? or whatever? Nope! Not yet one more ingridient and this is my favourite part. . .Added G-nuts, not bottled one o! The one from omoelepa that one needs to peel of the cover. This is coming last for a purpose! anyone that can guess right will get a bag of Leebu from me, posted to you wherever you reside on the surface or earth. After peeling the the G-nuts, I simply added the whole lots, like =N=50 worth and . . . . . , . . , . . , .

TO BE CONTINUED . . . You don't want to miss the different styles of "SMOKING" the G4 especially the rinsing the 555 with extra water other than the quater remaining. Hang out with me!

my brother needs garium detox
His love for garri pass Solomons love for women

babyosisi:

my brother needs garium detox
His love for garri pass Solomons love for women

yes o my sister, Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeen the guy get hot passion for Gari,

TO Olufido

My guy you sabi garii drink well well.Although we have differences in how we go accomplishing it(I prefer a few koko garri in mine for the occasional crunch), i can appreciate your garri drinking method.It is nice to meet another Garri enthusiast, well done on your articulation(i actually got garri hungry from reading your post).

Anybody dey sell garri here?

i dey sell.

How much?Give me details

Garri na the m-e-a-n thing.
If u love smokin garri put ur peace-finger in the A-I-R!
Garri wakes u up in the mornin keeps u goin in the afternoon and stays with u all night.
Respect the almighty GARRI stop writting it in small letter.
Smoke on smokers!

9ja4eva:

Anybody dey sell garri here?

Hey! Solve the riddle in my last post and get a bag (200KG) of GARRI - FOC -  delivered to your door step! No joke 

9ja4eva:

How much?Give me details

No drink am finish o! me sef wan drink

u guys are so hilarious in here.ive been laughing my head off reading the thread.
i popped in to pay my allegiance to garium (is it g2 or g4,not quite sure)
my love for garri has my mum wondering because the belief is that it is only yorubas who dig garri
At times one may have eaten a very good meal but there is no satisfaction until it is topped with the correct combo of garium and g-nut or coconut,
what could be better and the best thing is,it has no time limit,any day ,anytime,give me garium and im good to go.

_{i don't think the eyes thing is true,if so i would have been using a thick lens ,im not even using a thin one}