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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 7:40pm On Jul 30, 2018 |
pgodson7: area!!!!!!!! i sight u brotherly 1 Like |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by pathneluti(m): 9:33pm On Jul 30, 2018 |
i won come
price ya destiny,i won buy ya
future!!!........... Chai... Na beta line b dis o |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by donaldphilipizu(m): 9:52pm On Jul 30, 2018 |
nic one |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by rowdymind(m): 11:31pm On Jul 30, 2018 |
Youngzubi How Far Na, How Gba Today Hope No Shakes? |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by MrsEvakinqz(m): 12:01am On Jul 31, 2018 |
Lolzz... but spana nor get respect o, upon say na you show am d way... Bros go bang dose ladies collect money come jare |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by wizsolzy(m): 9:54am On Jul 31, 2018 |
Lol strong pigin English comedy nice one bro |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 10:32am On Jul 31, 2018 |
@wizsolzy wia u from land? my guy |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by wizsolzy(m): 11:19am On Jul 31, 2018 |
Youngzubi: Me na confirm delta boy .. ughelli to be precise.. big man |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by oscarnoble(m): 11:33am On Jul 31, 2018 |
Carry go |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 1:23pm On Jul 31, 2018 |
rowdymind: no le'le my guy |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by psybuk: 3:12pm On Jul 31, 2018 |
bia zuby nna why re u keeping NDE okpu red waiting. the elders re waiting pls roll d camera |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 7:23pm On Jul 31, 2018 |
continuation................epi 18 episodes............19 man don hama!!!!!!! ------------------------------ spata nah idiot -----------------------:-------- nah peson wey nor too sabi spata well go dey vex based on him badmouth,nobi him first time to dey do dat kin thing,so as him call me gateman i nor just mind am as i waka go meet the beauty queen "hello babe........."i yan as i near her hi......."she reply,with one kin America ascent ahswear! u fine die!,this ya beauty nobi here o!,this nah watin we dey call perfect creature asin everything complete pa!,nne u'er well loaded......."i yan the bbw lady as i wink give spata awww! I'm blushing already!,oh my gawd! oh my gawd,u'er not just more handsome Dan yhur frend but also cool,and kinda funny,wow ok I'm tonia.....the bbw yan,omo i tell una say i be fine bobo see as she take fall,no stress "watin?? abeg e don do biko,spana how can u comma and be shaking my hot catch for over 3mins,ah ah! una dey do blood transfusion through hand shake??........"spata yan as him drag tonia enter front seat my guy we go talk later eh!,manage the few current wey u don tap from the hand shake,ewu boy hand shake for 30mins,e go be later things........the idiotic spata yan as him.shuk head enter moto ah sorry private shet!,he reverse as tonia begin smile dey wave me bye bye i stand dey look as my guy take abandon me,onto say him buy new carton come carry expensive oloshow join chai spata!,anyway naso dem boyz be,if we carry bae we go chop shawama but if we meet with our fellow man we go smoke Benson " tufiakwa!"......i yan as i begin go big mama place for five star hotel i carry taxi tear road as i shuk head enter five star hotel,i waka come down from the taxi,pay the man wey drive me come then waka enter inside omo as i enter their security check point come see gbese o!, dem security personnel begin search all my body unlike the last time i follow striker for moto wey be say nah straight to business no delay at all the huge guy begin use one long thing wey dey blink green light,him use am dey touch all my body,after that one lady like that,she wear diar security uniform she begin question me what's ur appointment here sir,bla bla ! omo as the question come dey vex me nahim i grab phone begin dial big mama number who do u want to call?.........security lady yan mrs jolade........i yan back no no!,u dont have to do dat,see we are only doing our duty,its our job sir,please u can go in......the lady security yan as i won pass the lady fold something like paper enter my pocket come whisper "call me later"...........as a coded guy i just move dey go,becos i don see as the lady take dey stare dey look spana wey stretch for my juggers trousers she carry asin every wia dey loaded for her body,but i nor want soldier matter again lai lai!! i later locate wia jolade(bigmama) dey,she sidon with one lady like dat,omo all this rich women sef,come see as gold take dey glitter for the lady body good day ma's............"i yan as i go peck bigmama then shake hand with the lady before i draw seat comot come sidon i carry head up,nahim striker wink for me,hmmm e mean say the lady nah better client she go need samakwe! spana!........."big mama yan ma............i yan back emm! this lady here nah Mrs adesewa,her husband nah minister of finance,she is also a billionaire asin her nickname nah talking money....big mama yan as the lady smile and hail her mama the mama nah u o!...... u can say dat again.. hahaha!!!!.....two of dem laugh so as i was saying spana,adesewa saw your pics and she fell in love instantly infact she almost ran made when she saw your body built,all this ya fresh akpo-obi her head scatter!,so she said that i should connect her with u that's exactly what am doing.....big mama yan wow,nice to meet u madam......"i yan awww! its my pleasure sweet heart ..........Mrs adesewa reply ok i think i have to go now,there is this appointment i have with someone,so spana.....big mama yan ma......i reply make ya sef comfortable eh!.....big mama yan ok nah.....mama no shigbi shigbi! tem! tem! for you mama.......i yan ok bye Mrs adesewa.....big mama yan byyeee!!........Mrs adesewa reply as she shine teeth,omo matured lady dey fine o! so ma lets drink nah.......i yan to Mrs adesewa as big mama and her thugs waka comot ohh ! darling u can call me shewa for short.....Mrs adesewa yan shower??......i reply oh no!,not again,say sh'e wa!......she reply oh keh!! shewa..........i yan cool!......so lets start drinking already.......she yan omo we begin drink dey chop as we discuss dey go so do u think u can handle me,i mean very well.........she yan shey nah question........i yan her no nah answer........she reply dont worry nah u go answer the question by ya sef.......i yan back hmmmmm!!!! so u think u gat what it takes huh!........she yan is u dat i go dey ask dat one,shey u get Em!!,i do sign of counting money for her........ name your price..........she yan 300million,.....i just talk am o!...nah 50million dey my mind Ni...... give your account detail......she yan eh!,u say watin........i ask her its too small honey believe me nah chicken change,my purse her worth over 1.2billion so u'er talking with money,see spana or what did big mama call u again,just satisfy me well,then live ur poverty case for me,i go sanitize your whole generation una nor go sabi how to spell poverty again becos una no go dey hear or see anything like dat for una entire generation......Mrs adesewa yan chisos u mean iffa i thief em! no,asin if u dash me dis ya purse eh! nah 1billion u dash me......i ask as i open mouth wide hahaha!! funny u,buh dats true baby!........she yan ah! see i nor won drink again lets start now,i won begin work na na now!..........i yan as i lift my wine cup viaamm!! i empty everything hmmm Dats my babyy..oya comma kiss me first......she yan like flash i stand up near her then slowly i place my lips for her own,nah quick kiss i been won give her but she grab my head as she begin kiss me deeply omo i relax after all nah part of the payment,so make i kukuma relax 19mins later we still dey kiss,omo i jejely pull off,Chai i think say nah toto sweet pass for woman matter but nah better lie,with this kin kiss walahyi i dey think am twice since all this time shewa just sidon quietly dey look me, u are so special spana,there is this kind feeling i always feel each time i look at you,yes i couldnt get your image out of my mind since i saw your pics,now that am with u,i feel like i own the whole world,please spana i need more of u right now ........she yan wow!,oya nah make we dey go.....i yan as she stand then we waka go down,we enter another building inside the big hotel,omo that place be like paradise,different Apartments,we enter one apartment like that,o boy come see structure the place fine die!,every wia just dey smell expensive she direct me enter her bedroom,omo i just stand dey look,e come be like say nah London i dey,i still dey look wen ahfeel shewa hand for my prokos,Ehen! i yan as i look down,omo she don tear all her clothes comot nah only pants and bra she bend down begin comot my trousers,no need to stress her,i shift back as i comot the trousers then tear all my top with singlet comot, aagghhh!!! she sigh as she sight my well built body i comot boxers as spana jump out woooowwww!!!.......she open mouth wide hope u like it baby....i yan as i grab spana near her infact i will worship it honey,i have never seen such,i said it before u'er special spana....she yan,as she grab spana begin suck wow! e nor easy o!,Chai Shewa just dey burst my brain till i nor fit hold am again,nahim i hijack her up,like tolling van i toll her go bed,i lay her comfortably come spread her leg then free her two heavy succulent boobs, mehn!! the thing send electric shock enter my system"e too stand upon say e big"i jejely comot her p*nt as the world most neatly shaved p**sy surface waaaa!!! omo e come be like say nah ara! dey worry me becos my body begin vibrate based on say her kpekus too loaded she begin kiss me as me sef begin handle those heavy b**bs i press am like say i won make milk come out naso the kelewa begin,after the hot Romance i drive spana enter she been won moan down the whole apartment, Chai we tey o!,we nack nack till we reach 9 rounds nahim she come weak,i allow her to relax on my chest as i begin massage her body,like play like play she sleep for my body 52mins later she never wake,and hunger don dey waya me like kilode so i jejely push her comot for my body then lay her well well for bed as i use the bedshit cover her wella i dressup then shuk head enter bar,people plenty for there even a lot of show dey ground sef,i look around nahim i sight some top musicians dem just sidon dey gist with diar crib,omo nah big hotel be this o! i fin one better cool area go sidon,i order for drinks,then later one fine slim attendant waka come wia i sidon,she carry tray for hand i been think say nah food sef,but nah book she carry gimme ahah ! ,i tell u say i be rabbit wey dey chop book............i yan her sorry sir thats our Manuel sir!............the attendant girl yan ehen! ok,i open am as i begin find fufu and egusi soup,i still dey look am wen my phone beep,i grab am as i unlock am,omo nah adesewa honey wia are u,pls come quick i need to go now .....nah her message be dat ah ah! how she take get my number,oh maybe nah big mama ,i yan as i comot my card use am pay for the drinks then shuk head go adesewa apartment hmmm u went to have fun......she yan as i enter yes o!,as u just sleep leave me with empty stomach nahim i go save my soul nah......i yan awww! am sorry honey oya gimme your account detail lemme make up my mistake...........she yan as i give her my details she focus for her phone,after few minutes alert enter my phone i unlock my phone as i tear the message open ehh!!!!,i shout as another alerts enter 500million!!!!!!!!!! then 200million!! Chai!!!!!,i nor sure of watin i dey see,e just be like dream,i lock phone open am again then click on message as i check am wella!!!!! i doooooonnnnnn!!! haaaaammmmaaa!!!! gawd punish devil,gawd punish poverty i look adesewa,she just dey smile but i nor know how i won take begin thank her,i just deaf and dump dont stress ur sef honey i totally understand how u are feeling right now,just relax when u are calm then u can comma thank me.......she yan as i rush her,omo i drag her up as i hug her tight then begin kiss her later later we waka comot,as her guards drive her away,Chai i begin fly for sky,as i happy so eh! i nor won enter moto,so i begin jug dey go house nah over happy happiness to be continued.......... nah work cause the late drop o! abeg make una nor vex man gat to hustle,nah naija we dey! peace out!! stay blessed sha drop ur comment o! in spata voice 10 Likes |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by princetemitee(f): 7:53pm On Jul 31, 2018 |
Omo %100 Grate Work U Don Become A Millionia |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by blazebaba(m): 8:03pm On Jul 31, 2018 |
Spata go hear am.... ;D800million... That's a whole hell lot of monniiiii..... 1 Like |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Nobody: 8:34pm On Jul 31, 2018 |
more ink to Your pen, Thanks for the update |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by multikolour(m): 9:13pm On Jul 31, 2018 |
700k for just banging? |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by zeezeegal(m): 9:38pm On Jul 31, 2018 |
Brolosho....Weldone |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Danchoco(m): 9:41pm On Jul 31, 2018 |
Spana don be millionaire |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Ann2012(f): 9:48pm On Jul 31, 2018 |
Yeepaa!!!!! 700 miller, on top kwashing Spana, I hail thee |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 9:56pm On Jul 31, 2018 |
blazebaba: olodo nah me and u dey carry zero over 13 for maths dat time but i been reason am say u for don sabi small by now 500+200=800 bros e be like say na ya phone type by him sef 3 Likes |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 10:33pm On Jul 31, 2018 |
zeezeegal: i don try pronounce dat ya name tey tey but for wia! am sure ya ma'le nor know anything about dat name but u dey vex o! brolosho kwa ??tho the name sound sweet sha |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 10:41pm On Jul 31, 2018 |
@youngimporter bros watin happen u just disappear,hope u'er ok sha purity ....hwfar after ya plan land ,passenger i nor see pradoic brotherly watsup |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by pradoic(m): 10:50pm On Jul 31, 2018 |
Youngzubi: fine oo!,work nor gree me comment o!,man gat to hustle,nah Ghana we dey in spana voice no agnness voice well done bro the talent is inbuilt so carry go! |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 11:18pm On Jul 31, 2018 |
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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by brunxy(m): 3:24am On Aug 01, 2018 |
Kudos bro..!!...u re gifted |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by tomgab(m): 4:13am On Aug 01, 2018 |
I no just fit read this update make I no comment.
Guy, UR head dey there. u be real uwafi |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Preciousbouy(m): 7:01am On Aug 01, 2018 |
ghosts mode deactivated..... Bros i cut cap for you oooo.... Wetin make me no go comment for here dem never born am..... Oh boy ur mata nah winsh mata oooo.... Blood money owo ninu shaka..... Keep the good work coming man..... More ink to your brain and more pussy juice on ya dick... By the way i go like hook up with that your sugar malle oooo.... |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by PopoolaTaiwo(m): 7:14am On Aug 01, 2018 |
I beg ur konji na mney fetcher. Whr u see am come gimme too make I dae use am fetch mney. Cnt wait fo d next episode. Drop it like z hot |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Speakout03: 8:16am On Aug 01, 2018 |
Beautifully written, em I'll comment later |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by fabianiweka: 8:42am On Aug 01, 2018 |
5 star hotel no be name ooo Tell us the name of the hotel Up date fast before I go lost temperature give up |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by donaldphilipizu(m): 9:36am On Aug 01, 2018 |
my guy dn hamar no b smal tin,ooo |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 10:21am On Aug 01, 2018 |
Preciousbouy: welcome into the real thread brotherly now u'er among the crib i sight u manny |
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