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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 7:40pm On Jul 30, 2018
pgodson7:
The part where u brought in Mama Akunna really got me laughing.
Nice job, as a confirm warri brought up I fully understand ur blend of pidgin english.

area!!!!!!!! i sight u brotherly

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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by pathneluti(m): 9:33pm On Jul 30, 2018
i won come price ya destiny,i won buy ya future!!!........... Chai... Na beta line b dis o
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by donaldphilipizu(m): 9:52pm On Jul 30, 2018
nic one
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by rowdymind(m): 11:31pm On Jul 30, 2018
Youngzubi How Far Na, How Gba Today Hope No Shakes?
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by MrsEvakinqz(m): 12:01am On Jul 31, 2018
Lolzz... but spana nor get respect o, upon say na you show am d way...


Bros go bang dose ladies collect money come jare
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by wizsolzy(m): 9:54am On Jul 31, 2018
Lol strong pigin English comedy nice one bro grin
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 10:32am On Jul 31, 2018
@wizsolzy

wia u from land? my guy
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by wizsolzy(m): 11:19am On Jul 31, 2018
Youngzubi:
@wizsolzy

wia u from land? my guy

Me na confirm delta boy .. ughelli to be precise.. big man
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by oscarnoble(m): 11:33am On Jul 31, 2018
Carry go
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 1:23pm On Jul 31, 2018
rowdymind:
Youngzubi How Far Na, How Gba Today Hope No Shakes?

no le'le my guy
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by psybuk: 3:12pm On Jul 31, 2018
bia zuby nna why re u keeping NDE okpu red waiting. the elders re waiting pls roll d camera
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 7:23pm On Jul 31, 2018
continuation................epi 18







episodes............19

man don hama!!!!!!!
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spata nah idiot
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nah peson wey nor too sabi spata well go dey vex based on him badmouth,nobi him first time to dey do dat kin thing,so as him call me gateman i nor just mind am as i waka go meet the beauty queen


"hello babe........."i yan as i near her


hi......."she reply,with one kin America ascent


ahswear! u fine die!,this ya beauty nobi here o!,this nah watin we dey call perfect creature asin everything complete pa!,nne u'er well loaded......."i yan the bbw lady as i wink give spata




awww! I'm blushing already!,oh my gawd! oh my gawd,u'er not just more handsome Dan yhur frend but also cool,and kinda funny,wow ok I'm tonia.....the bbw yan,omo i tell una say i be fine bobo see as she take fall,no stress



"watin?? abeg e don do biko,spana how can u comma and be shaking my hot catch for over 3mins,ah ah! una dey do blood transfusion through hand shake??........"spata yan as him drag tonia enter front seat


my guy we go talk later eh!,manage the few current wey u don tap from the hand shake,ewu boy hand shake for 30mins,e go be later things........the idiotic spata yan as him.shuk head enter moto ah sorry private shet!,he reverse as tonia begin smile dey wave me bye bye


i stand dey look as my guy take abandon me,onto say him buy new carton come carry expensive oloshow join chai spata!,anyway naso dem boyz be,if we carry bae we go chop shawama but if we meet with our fellow man we go smoke Benson " tufiakwa!"......i yan as i begin go big mama place for five star hotel




i carry taxi tear road as i shuk head enter five star hotel,i waka come down from the taxi,pay the man wey drive me come then waka enter inside




omo as i enter their security check point come see gbese o!, dem security personnel begin search all my body unlike the last time i follow striker for moto wey be say nah straight to business no delay at all




the huge guy begin use one long thing wey dey blink green light,him use am dey touch all my body,after that one lady like that,she wear diar security uniform
she begin question me


what's ur appointment here sir,bla bla !



omo as the question come dey vex me nahim i grab phone begin dial big mama number



who do u want to call?.........security lady yan



mrs jolade........i yan back



no no!,u dont have to do dat,see we are only doing our duty,its our job sir,please u can go in......the lady security yan


as i won pass the lady fold something like paper enter my pocket come whisper "call me later"...........as a coded guy i just move dey go,becos i don see as the lady take dey stare dey look spana wey stretch for my juggers trousers

she carry asin every wia dey loaded for her body,but i nor want soldier matter again lai lai!!




i later locate wia jolade(bigmama) dey,she sidon with one lady like dat,omo all this rich women sef,come see as gold take dey glitter for the lady body




good day ma's............"i yan as i go peck bigmama then shake hand with the lady before i draw seat comot come sidon




i carry head up,nahim striker wink for me,hmmm e mean say the lady nah better client she go need samakwe!




spana!........."big mama yan




ma............i yan back



emm! this lady here nah Mrs adesewa,her husband nah minister of finance,she is also a billionaire asin her nickname nah talking money....big mama yan as the lady smile and hail her


mama the mama nah u o!......


u can say dat again..


hahaha!!!!.....two of dem laugh



so as i was saying spana,adesewa saw your pics and she fell in love instantly infact she almost ran made when she saw your body built,all this ya fresh akpo-obi her head scatter!,so she said that i should connect her with u that's exactly what am doing.....big mama yan



wow,nice to meet u madam......"i yan



awww! its my pleasure sweet heart ..........Mrs adesewa reply



ok i think i have to go now,there is this appointment i have with someone,so spana.....big mama yan



ma......i reply


make ya sef comfortable eh!.....big mama yan



ok nah.....mama no shigbi shigbi! tem! tem! for you mama.......i yan


ok bye Mrs adesewa.....big mama yan




byyeee!!........Mrs adesewa reply as she shine teeth,omo matured lady dey fine o!




so ma lets drink nah.......i yan to Mrs adesewa as big mama and her thugs waka comot



ohh ! darling u can call me shewa for short.....Mrs adesewa yan




shower??......i reply



oh no!,not again,say sh'e wa!......she reply



oh keh!! shewa..........i yan





cool!......so lets start drinking already.......she yan




omo we begin drink dey chop as we discuss dey go




so do u think u can handle me,i mean very well.........she yan




shey nah question........i yan her




no nah answer........she reply




dont worry nah u go answer the question by ya sef.......i yan back



hmmmmm!!!! so u think u gat what it takes huh!........she yan




is u dat i go dey ask dat one,shey u get Em!!,i do sign of counting money for her........




name your price..........she yan






300million,.....i just talk am o!...nah 50million dey my mind Ni......




give your account detail......she yan



eh!,u say watin........i ask her




its too small honey believe me nah chicken change,my purse her worth over 1.2billion
so u'er talking with money,see spana or what did big mama call u again,just satisfy me well,then live ur poverty case for me,i go sanitize your whole generation una nor go sabi how to spell poverty again becos una no go dey hear or see anything like dat for una entire generation......Mrs adesewa yan




chisos u mean iffa i thief em! no,asin if u dash me dis ya purse eh! nah 1billion u dash me......i ask as i open mouth wide



hahaha!! funny u,buh dats true baby!........she yan



ah! see i nor won drink again lets start now,i won begin work na na now!..........i yan as i lift my wine cup viaamm!! i empty everything




hmmm Dats my babyy..oya comma kiss me first......she yan


like flash i stand up near her then slowly i place my lips for her own,nah quick kiss i been won give her but she grab my head as she begin kiss me deeply omo i relax after all nah part of the payment,so make i kukuma relax



19mins later we still dey kiss,omo i jejely pull off,Chai i think say nah toto sweet pass for woman matter but nah better lie,with this kin kiss walahyi i dey think am twice




since all this time shewa just sidon quietly dey look me,


u are so special spana,there is this kind feeling i always feel each time i look at you,yes i couldnt get your image out of my mind since i saw your pics,now that am with u,i feel like i own the whole world,please spana i need more of u right now ........she yan




wow!,oya nah make we dey go.....i yan as she stand then we waka go down,we enter another building inside the big hotel,omo that place be like paradise,different Apartments,we enter one apartment like that,o boy come see structure the place fine die!,every wia just dey smell expensive




she direct me enter her bedroom,omo i just stand dey look,e come be like say nah London i dey,i still dey look wen ahfeel shewa hand for my prokos,Ehen! i yan as i look down,omo she don tear all her clothes comot nah only pants and bra

she bend down begin comot my trousers,no need to stress her,i shift back as i comot the trousers then tear all my top with singlet comot,


aagghhh!!! she sigh as she sight my well built body



i comot boxers as spana jump out



woooowwww!!!.......she open mouth wide




hope u like it baby....i yan as i grab spana near her



infact i will worship it honey,i have never seen such,i said it before u'er special spana....she yan,as she grab spana begin suck


wow! e nor easy o!,Chai Shewa just dey burst my brain till i nor fit hold am again,nahim i hijack her up,like tolling van i toll her go bed,i lay her comfortably come spread her leg then free her two heavy succulent boobs, mehn!! the thing send electric shock enter my system"e too stand upon say e big"i jejely comot her p*nt as the world most neatly shaved p**sy surface waaaa!!! omo e come be like say nah ara! dey worry me becos my body begin vibrate based on say her kpekus too loaded




she begin kiss me as me sef begin handle those heavy b**bs i press am like say i won make milk come out



naso the kelewa begin,after the hot Romance i drive spana enter


she been won moan down the whole apartment,
Chai we tey o!,we nack nack till we reach 9 rounds nahim she come weak,i allow her to relax on my chest as i begin massage her body,like play like play she sleep for my body





52mins later she never wake,and hunger don dey waya me like kilode so i jejely push her comot for my body then lay her well well for bed as i use the bedshit cover her wella



i dressup then shuk head enter bar,people plenty for there even a lot of show dey ground sef,i look around nahim i sight some top musicians dem just sidon dey gist with diar crib,omo nah big hotel be this o!



i fin one better cool area go sidon,i order for drinks,then later one fine slim attendant waka come wia i sidon,she carry tray for hand

i been think say nah food sef,but nah book she carry gimme



ahah ! ,i tell u say i be rabbit wey dey chop book............i yan her


sorry sir thats our Manuel sir!............the attendant girl yan



ehen! ok,i open am as i begin find fufu and egusi soup,i still dey look am wen my phone beep,i grab am as i unlock am,omo nah adesewa


honey wia are u,pls come quick i need to go now .....nah her message be dat





ah ah! how she take get my number,oh maybe nah big mama ,i yan as i comot my card use am pay for the drinks then shuk head go adesewa apartment





hmmm u went to have fun......she yan as i enter



yes o!,as u just sleep leave me with empty stomach nahim i go save my soul nah......i yan



awww! am sorry honey oya gimme your account detail lemme make up my mistake...........she yan as i give her my details





she focus for her phone,after few minutes alert enter my phone



i unlock my phone as i tear the message open

ehh!!!!,i shout as another alerts enter


500million!!!!!!!!!! then 200million!!


Chai!!!!!,i nor sure of watin i dey see,e just be like dream,i lock phone open am again then click on message as i check am wella!!!!!



i doooooonnnnnn!!! haaaaammmmaaa!!!!
gawd punish devil,gawd punish poverty


i look adesewa,she just dey smile but i nor know how i won take begin thank her,i just deaf and dump



dont stress ur sef honey i totally understand how u are feeling right now,just relax when u are calm then u can comma thank me.......she yan as i rush her,omo i drag her up as i hug her tight then begin kiss her






later later we waka comot,as her guards drive her away,Chai i begin fly for sky,as i happy so eh! i nor won enter moto,so i begin jug dey go house nah over happy happiness



to be continued..........


nah work cause the late drop o!
abeg make una nor vex man gat to hustle,nah naija we dey! peace out!! stay blessed
sha drop ur comment o!grin in spata voicesmiley

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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by princetemitee(f): 7:53pm On Jul 31, 2018
Omo %100 Grate Work U Don Become A Millionia grin grin
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by blazebaba(m): 8:03pm On Jul 31, 2018
lipsrsealed undecidedSpata go hear am....
;D800million...
That's a whole hell lot of monniiiii..... shocked

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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Nobody: 8:34pm On Jul 31, 2018
more ink to Your pen, Thanks for the update
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by multikolour(m): 9:13pm On Jul 31, 2018
700k for just banging?
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by zeezeegal(m): 9:38pm On Jul 31, 2018
Brolosho....Weldone
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Danchoco(m): 9:41pm On Jul 31, 2018
Spana don be millionaire
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Ann2012(f): 9:48pm On Jul 31, 2018
Yeepaa!!!!!

700 miller, on top kwashing
Spana, I hail thee cool
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 9:56pm On Jul 31, 2018
blazebaba:
lipsrsealed undecidedSpata go hear am....
;D800million...
That's a whole hell lot of monniiiii..... shocked


olodogrin nah me and u dey carry zero over 13 for maths dat time but i been reason am say u for don sabi small by now

500+200=800 smiley

bros e be like say na ya phone type by him sefgrin

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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 10:33pm On Jul 31, 2018
zeezeegal:
Brolosho....Weldone

i don try pronounce dat ya name tey tey but for wia!
am sure ya ma'le nor know anything about dat name
but u dey vex o!
brolosho kwa ??tho the name sound sweet shagrin
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 10:41pm On Jul 31, 2018
@youngimporter bros watin happen u just disappear,hope u'er ok sha

purity ....hwfar after ya plan land ,passenger i nor see grin


pradoic brotherly watsup
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by pradoic(m): 10:50pm On Jul 31, 2018
Youngzubi:
@youngimporter bros watin happen u just disappear,hope u'er ok sha

purity ....hwfar after ya plan land ,passenger i nor see grin


pradoic brotherly watsup


fine oo!,work nor gree me comment o!,man gat to hustle,nah Ghana we dey in spana voice no agnness voicegrinsmileysmileysmileysmileysmiley
well done bro the talent is inbuilt so carry go!
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 11:18pm On Jul 31, 2018
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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by brunxy(m): 3:24am On Aug 01, 2018
Kudos bro..!!...u re gifted
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by tomgab(m): 4:13am On Aug 01, 2018
I no just fit read this update make I no comment. Guy, UR head dey there. u be real uwafi
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Preciousbouy(m): 7:01am On Aug 01, 2018
ghosts mode deactivated..... Bros i cut cap for you oooo.... Wetin make me no go comment for here dem never born am..... Oh boy ur mata nah winsh mata oooo.... Blood money owo ninu shaka..... Keep the good work coming man..... More ink to your brain and more pussy juice on ya dick...

By the way i go like hook up with that your sugar malle oooo.... winkwinkwink
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by PopoolaTaiwo(m): 7:14am On Aug 01, 2018
I beg ur konji na mney fetcher. Whr u see am come gimme too make I dae use am fetch mney. Cnt wait fo d next episode. Drop it like z hot
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Speakout03: 8:16am On Aug 01, 2018
Beautifully written, em I'll comment later
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by fabianiweka: 8:42am On Aug 01, 2018
5 star hotel no be name ooo
Tell us the name of the hotel
Up date fast before I go lost temperature give up
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by donaldphilipizu(m): 9:36am On Aug 01, 2018
my guy dn hamar no b smal tin,ooo
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 10:21am On Aug 01, 2018
Preciousbouy:
ghosts mode deactivated..... Bros i cut cap for you oooo.... Wetin make me no go comment for here dem never born am..... Oh boy ur mata nah winsh mata oooo.... Blood money owo ninu shaka..... Keep the good work coming man..... More ink to your brain and more pussy juice on ya dick...

By the way i go like hook up with that your sugar malle oooo.... winkwinkwink



welcome into the real thread brotherly now u'er among the crib

i sight u manny

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