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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by pacifust058(m): 5:40pm On Aug 10, 2018
That's big Mama's daughter
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by joeworipre: 6:24pm On Aug 10, 2018
Still a fan but some of us got hooked to the story because of Spana's sex escapades the hilarious and arousing way you told it. We've not seen much of that in a while, Find a way to spice things up every now and then. Thumbs up

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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Kelblaq(m): 7:25pm On Aug 10, 2018
Guy cheesy
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 8:11pm On Aug 10, 2018
joeworipre:
Still a fan but some of us got hooked to the story because of Spana's sex escapades the hilarious and arousing way you told it. We've not seen much of that in a while, Find a way to spice things up every now and then. Thumbs up

if i stop the sex adventure of spana then the story useless becos thats the main thing,sex scenes still plenty like water!!!!

even the next update don cook well with another sex adventure"spana is on it again!"so relax e go land tomorrow
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Biggaboi(m): 8:37pm On Aug 10, 2018
Youngzubi:


if i stop the sex adventure of spana then the story useless becos thats the main thing,sex scenes still plenty like water!!!!

even the next update don cook well with another sex adventure"spana is on it again!"so relax e go land tomorrow
Now you are talking!
Carry go Youngzubi!
I like u cool
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by pradoic(m): 10:00pm On Aug 10, 2018
brightalo17 here u aregrin
see its no scamgrin
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by tomgab(m): 3:31am On Aug 11, 2018
chai, with this single update, u win my heart finish finish
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by stevodot22(m): 6:50am On Aug 11, 2018
YoungZubi na man wey sabi, after you na you again. Well-done bro.
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Speakout03: 8:28am On Aug 11, 2018
lol
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Speakout03: 8:28am On Aug 11, 2018
laugh Dr so far, you have done great with the story, remember weekend update the plenty pads weekly up. I done vote, I done comment ,see ya
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by donaldphilipizu(m): 9:55am On Aug 11, 2018
nice1, spana dn turn 2 anini. mre grese 2 ur criminal mind..thumbs up
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by astute28: 11:20am On Aug 11, 2018
hmm this tory turn bloody at last creativity thumb up youngzubi
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 2:01pm On Aug 11, 2018
Episode..........31


please go and vote for youngzubi for the literature award



The news
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Who she be?
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Following Day
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wazobia Tv news

una goodmorming o!,our good country people,we dey live for wia armorbbery event happen yesterday nite for Netbank plc wey dey for oshodi,just after the fly over bridge,the robbery take place on Tuesday evening wey be yesterday as we take gather the tori from eye witness and some of the bank workers wey manage survive heartattack,becos nah only one Mrs adeola wey be the assistance manager die by bullet of those red eye lazy youths wey invade the bank while six of the workers wey hand nor even touch just collapse die tey tey during the robbery,even i sure say those thiefs go think say dem still dey lay down based on their order not knowing dat they don follow like dat go meet baba gawd Chai it is a pity!

as our crew dem take gather after surveying the whole scene the total number of dead body nah 16,8 soldiers wey come for rescue,2 bank works,6 security men the bank managers never surface, but searching team don begin work

stay tuned as we shift our camera enter the bank make una use eye do Christmas for una sef......





gawd go punish una,spider gang just dey start,i yan as i carry remote switch of the tv


that yesterday nah something else,as i go do one man army but e no bad shaar since i be the gang leader nah watin e suppose be,the peson wey i dey pity nah that guy wey jam me with him moto,as i drag him comot from that moto, begin reverse,i sight those soldiers running towards him,na him go carry everything,whether him know something about it or not dem go useless him destiny,i wish him save death in the hand of those nigerian soldiers,thank gawd i put fire for that him moto,incase dem begin search for others the guy fit give dem the moto details which dem go fit use locate me,so as a smart guy iimmediately i reach our junction for festac,i waka come down as i stagger go open door for the babe wey sidon for passenger side i drag her out then grab her waist as i open the moto fuel tank,i light the cigarette wey dey my pocket calculate my move then throw the cigarette inside as i carry the babe begin run, within 6 seconds the car catch fire,naso i continue running till ah reach house

ah! that reminds me,i give the babe one room that yesterday nite say make she relax dia and sleep say i go come check on her this morning so that we go fit know how far,no time to check time so i jab up from bed,sharpaly i rush enter bathing room go brush,i carry water wash face then rush enter room as i open door shuk head enter passage begin go her room

as i dey waka go her room,my guys don already wake up dey Jim for down stairs so i quick my step till i reach her door,jejely i open the door as i shuk head inside look everywhere as i see say she still dey sleep,i waka inside jejely in other not to wake her i close the door slow-slow till the door make pkakam! sound to show say him don padlock


i waka near the bed then begin survey her asset,package and em! aha! facial beauty

omo the girl skin colour nobi here o!,light skinned like oyibo people,average hight as her backside stand like Mercedes Benz,her lips come red sotey my own lips begin shake as i sight am,i can see only small part of her two melons becos of the way she take lay down dey sleep,Chai spana receive current instantly as i begin imagine my self ontop her,nah only for tv and nigerian movie i don see clean and beautiful light skinned babes like this,onto say i won gather some information wey i suppose know before touching her becos the only way to spoil or neutralize our protection nah by sleeping with a virgin girl once any of us try am the jazz go spoil, so i kukuma go sidon for one couch wey dey inside the room as i begin watch her sleep,one better idea enter my head gbam! nahim i quickly run enter kitchen go make hot coffee for her as i rush back inside the room carry the coffee keep ontop table,i waka go sidon back for the couch

with spana swelling up for my boxers i continue dey look her fresh exposed laps becos she open leg,my mind comot,i begin see myself wia i dey kiss her red abi pink lips nah when i hear goodmorming!,i jab up

"hi......i yan trying to press spana down so that she no go notice am

"how are u feeling now.......she yan onto say i dey waka with one leg that yesterday after her boyfriend abi brother won use him moto scatter my body parts

"oh! i dey ok now,forget that accident matter i be tough guy, dat one nah just small matter, i yan



"hmm! really?"....she yan


"sure"....i yan


"yea! thats true simply becos i witnessed it yesterday,infact i love your toughness!,you'er just superb,can u imagine after we got here yesterday night even with the fact that you'er still a stranger to me,i slept off thinking about you,i mean all my thoughts just kept revolving around you,your body structure,your handsome and above all your toughness to be sincere you really got my heart beating fast.......she yan


"wow so u mean say nah my matter just dey ur head....i yan

"yup,do you know that u actually saved me from being kidnapped!...she yan

"what!,u mean say that guy nobi ya boyfriend.....i yan


"no he is but he is a cultist,we hand a very big misunderstanding that yesterday,he was actually taking me to an unknown destination after he successfully forced me inside his car,becos he was in a hurry to avoid being caught he increased his speed to the extend that he couldn't stop the car when he saw u that yesterday and the least he could do was to hit u off the road but the explosions he saw made him stop,he was about to reverse when u suddenly appear from no where and drag him off,thats why i said that you'er tough!...she yan smiling


"wow!,i nor fit believe o!,oya carry that cup there i don make morning tea for u,i yan pointing at the tray wey dey ontop table while using my second hand to hide spana


"awww!,so sweet! uh! uh! so u want me to go get it,its not fair why won't u just be a perfect gentle man and kindly bring it for me,...she yan making a baby face


"eh! i yan as i look spana Chai the idiot still stand like electric pool,e nor even pity my condition go down small

"em! u say watin?,,,i yan

"u heard me,she yan


"but"


"please!!!"

"hia!,ok ok!,i yan as i manage stand up omo spana stand kakaraka as e push my boxers front nahim i dey back spana long go front inside my shokoto


"wwwwaat!!"....she yan rubbing her eyes


"em! no mind no vex nah the tea be this,i yan as i grab the Tea cup forward am to her


"so you'er naughty too!,you have been staring at my body right? becos thats the only thing that can give you such arousal,she yan


"i nor dey hear English o!,just drink ya tea,i yan as i go sidon for chair cross leg


she sip the coffee two times and drop it,she stand up and smile at me as she cat walk come stand for my front


what's your name sweetheart?,omo as she take yan the thing eh!,my brain begin search for my name

em! u mean my name,asin my real name?.....i yan foolishly becos only her cool saint alone dey burst my brain


"any one"..she yan

"ok i be spana"


"u mean spana asin s.p.a.n.a...she yan

"yes s.pp.a spana nahim........i yan


"hahaha!,funny guy,she loose her gown as the thing fall off,jeessuu! i begin struggle to breath well

"hmm do u like what you'er seeing tough guy,she yan smiling


"pass my papa sef,see you'er not from this planet i swear,if nah to kill me dem send u then call dem for phone say mission don accomplish becos"i rush her as i jab her up carry her go bed sharpaly,hungrily i begin swallow spit as i tear off her pants and bra

o boy come see watin i dey see,this babe just too much infact big mama daughter nah obasanjo for this babe,abi konji don cover my eyes

i nor even remember to ask her if she still be virgin as i seize her lips begin suck am piom! piom!,u need to see how my mouth just dey make sound as i kiss her


as time goes on i begin slow down little by little make the fire begin burn slow-slow so that e go last,i comot mouth from her own as i look her two standing melons wey just dey point my face,her nipples come pink jessu!!!,like say dem nack me jazz i begin nod head as i dey look am


"handle them please!!!!"...she yan


"piam!! i shuk mouth for one use hand grab one as i begin press am like gear,then suck my my sorrow away from the other one,she begin vibrate under my body as her angelic voice begin let out a very soft sweet moan wey komot my brain pkata-pkata



as i tire for that one i move Dow for more,trust me nah,i pat her thick hot legs wide as her pinkish hole appear like chicken yansh wey breeze expose,no invitation card needed as i humble myself begin suck her ponani,sobintocal things for clean babes,abeg to my guys out there no near agnness type


"she release 12mins later nahim i look her face,she close eyes tight as tears dey drop comot for her eyes


"please do it now,.....she yan with her eyes still closed


"sharpaly before nepa go take light,i free spana from my boxers,rub am small before i lower my self lay down ontop her, onto say i won dey handle her two melons as i waya her toto


gently i push spana in..

" uuhhhhh!!!!"she moan open eyes wide as she grab my hand hold am tight


"i push spana deeper omo she tight gan!

""mmmmmmm!!!!! oh! my gawd!,she moan

"thank gawd she still collect more of spana so i continue going inside till i reach her round about


"ohhh! no!!! fvck mee!!,she shout


"i carry moral begin bang her with speed,i be Mr rough rider,she sabi scream nobi small,any way she be aje-butter unlike agnness wey go dey sleep even if u shuk tv antenna enter her toto "for wia!"



she begin rub my chest as i waya her dey sweat like zombie,my guys dey do lift up for Jim room wey dey down stairs while i dey do upliftment for Jim heaven wey dey upstairs" dia father!"


mm!! ahhh!,..i just yan as i close eyes dey enter her holiness ,nothing sweet pass toto jare


we change position as i come lai down nahim she open eyes look spana wey stand like asho rock


"waaaaat!!"....she shout,
so she never see spana since sef


"watin i manage ask her



"oh! never mind.....she yan as she climb ontop my bodyy,she wide her leg come position spana for centre gently her toto begin swallow spana till e no fit swallow again


ouch!! mmm!!,she carry head up begin moan



i circle my hand for her waist,grab her tight as i begin bang her with force pkspkapkapkapka!!!!!!



aaaaahhhhh uuuhhhhh aaahh!! ooohh!! mmmyyy!!! gggaawdd!!!!!!,,,she just dey scream



i just dey waya dey go till my phone begin ring ontop the couch,she release after 35mins of banging,i still leave spana inside her till she recover,nahim i come stand up lai her down gently use bedshit to cover her as i wear my boxers waka go check my phone wey don dey ring for the fifth time now



hello!,...i yan enter the phone as i waka go outside close her door






pleas go vote youngzubi for the literature award thank u gawd bless!

to be continued

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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by micynute94(m): 2:54pm On Aug 11, 2018
Youngzubi:
Episode.......30


please take one minute to vote youngzubi for the literature award click on the link below

https://www.nairaland.com/4652535/nomination-thread-august-5k-award/7#4652535.237


mission possible
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I look back as i sight Stevo well positioned,him focus on the camera wey dey ontop the sniper with one eye closed then the other eye open"good @stevo i whisper enter the Bluetooth"

"yes boss"..he yan


"spata!"


"yes boss"


"first thing u go do once the atmosphere don clear nah to blow that security door wey lead inside the bank.....i yan


"noted"....he yan



"erotic!"

"yes!"...


"coordinate everybody wey dey that ATM machine,i know say all of dem go begin run once we enter,so make sure u treat their fuckup,if anybody disregard blow him head off!,no time to check time!


"ok boss!....



with dat,me,spata,erotic and sentino begin waka near the bank,one security guy wey sidon for plastic chair,him keep ak 47 ontop him laps as him dey poff cigarette

he jab up instantly him eye jam us in a swift motion he position his gun as him begin scatter bullet for our body tatatatatatata!!!!!!!!!


after him don waste bullet finish nahim come stop,but watin him expect nobi watin him see as all of us just stand dey look am like say nah toy gun him use dey shoot us,he look left,look right as him pick race


"Stevo clear him"....i yan i never finish sef as the guy head scatter!

"good job!"


like shield for WWE wrestling,we match forward scatter their gate then bounce inside as people wey full for ATM stand scatter

four security men surface instantly,like say dem don do the practical within a second dem circle us as we stand for their middle

"Stevo!"


"sir"

"hold ya fire"

"eh!"


"just hold am,i won observe something"...i yan enter the Bluetooth onto say i never want make him shoot any of dem



i watch as their oga,him go be around 50yrs old with bar head like grinding stone,him beards don over grow as the thing no gree peson see him mouth,tall,dark as him two eyes enter inside,him light cigarette begin smoke as him step out

"una don enter lions den today,just begin ya last prayer,2mins remain before i go send una go heaven....he yan


"rubbish,i hiss"Stevo! clear dem!"


from no wia bullet begin hit dem,the man turn only to see him boys full ground as their brain scatter every wia


"my guys separate immediately as each of dem go begin do as i already instruct dem


the man turn as him sight only me standing for him front,he comot dagger from him pocket,he rush me as he force the knife enter my belle,he comot am then repeat am again for seven times but nothing do me,blood no even dey the knife sef,the man shift back as bullet from no wia scatter him head

"correct!".....i hail Stevo


"nah my duty!"...he yan




i look the atm side as i sight everybody laying down flat facing the floor with erotic pointing gun for their head"keep ya eyes on dem erotic,i yan

"ok boss"erotic whisper enter Bluetooth



i begin waka enter inside the bank,spata don already blow their security door as him and sentino don dey operate inside


as enter nahim i see as everybody lay down flat for ground,dem plenty,even the bank workers and people wey come deposit money

"wia the manager!!!..i shout

"boss come hear watin this goat dey yan o!....sentino yan



i move go meet him wia him stand hold one lady with pistol wey him point for her head


"watin??....i yan as i near dem


"i bin dey ask dem to provide their manager since but she just dey talk rubbish.....sentino yan


madam wia una manager?....i shout


please believe me,he didnt come to work today,he actually went on trip to dubia yesterday....she yan with her leg shaking


who be him assistance??....i yan


"i sir!.....she yan


"good,wia una vault dey....i yan

em! sir its only the manager that have access to it....she yan,the thing vex me die,i for shoot her but onto say she fit be the only peson wey go sabi open their vault nahim i cool down,i waka go drag one young cashier up


now look me i shout ontop the lady head,as she look my side


i tear the young guy one hot slap,as the thing carry him head go jam for wall,i waka go drag him up again"open ya mouth i shout

the guy open mouth as i put my pistol inside him mouth pooaa!!! i release bullet inside him mouth as blood scatter ontop their desk,the guy use back land on the floor,as the woman scream ahhhhhh!!!



shut up!!!!!...i shout


now u don see say we mean business,nobi film we come act hia,so wia una vault dey for the last time!!...i shout


i dont know!!!!...the woman shout with her lips shaking maybe na fear,but she still dey prove strong head


my eye red instantly as i rush the woman piam! i kick her leg comot from ground as she do back flit go jam head for table,i rush her again as i use my small knife tear her clothes off,i just have to wicked the lady becos time don dey go anything fit happen

i naked the lady as i waka go meet one guy wey lay down for floor,i comot him belt,then waka go meet the woman


lay down flat onto that table, i shout!,she still dey prepare to carry out the order,but watin dey give her moral wey she just dey do like say she get spare life for house


with vex i begin wipe the ego comot for her body till she begin beg


blood begin rush out from her nose,mouth as she lay down for ground dey point some wia


"hello boss!....simple yan enter the Bluetooth



"watin!".....i reply


"i just sight one fat man now, him wear suit,him follow back of the bank tear race enter one bullet proof moto as dem speed off,with my observation na their manager be that.......simple yan



"shiitt!!"....i shout as i waka go drag the lady up,she direct me enter one room like dat

remove that AC on the wall she yan

i tear one better blow ontop the AC as everything scatter,something like glass come dey for the wall as the AC scatter finish


she stagger go there then begin draw something like pattern for the glass like magic the wall shift go one side as one big iron surface,for the body e carry botton wey dem write 123 to 9 and 0 then one big botton wey dem write enter

she press 18 digits then press enter botton as the iron open,money just full every wia,well arranged in bundles


"simple i yan enter the Bluetooth"


"yes boss"....he yan


"drive the lexus inside".....i yan


"ok boss".he yan


"Stevo!"...i whisper


"sir!"...he yan


"keep at alert,simple don comot, blow anybody wey surface at all!,make sure nobody enter inside the bank...i yan

"noted boss"...he yan



"within few seconds simple rush inside with two 1000kg bag,sharp sharp we load the bags with money as spata,simple and sentino drag am outside enter the lexus


i look the lady,i for no shoot her but for the fact she lie give me come delay me join,i place the pistol ontop her head as i blow her skull"never tamper with a man wey hold gun,always put ya life and survival first gawd punish you! i yan as bounce outside

erotical!!! go enter moto i shout as him leave those people wey dey lay down for atm stand go enter moto



i waka go meet dem as i sight soldier truck with 8 soldier dead body for ground,i look Stevo as him smile do thump up"good job bro i yan as we shuk head enter moto,we release bullet for sky as we zoom off


our moto increase speed immediately we burst out for express,we begin drive roughly as some moto begin park oneside for us to drive pass

25mins later we sight two soldier amurd truck chasing us

i yan spata say make him change direction since nah dem carry the money,while i continue driving straight with golden dragon so that dem no go chase spata

40mins of long chase dem begin fire bullet for our moto but e just useless becos our moto nah bullet proof we sef nah bullet proof

still running from one street to another with those soldiers,1:23mins later i receive call from spata say dem don reach house,then i stop our moto for road yan Stevo say make dem drive dey go house as i stand for middle of the road with two explosive for my hand,golden dragon zoom off leaving white smoke everywhere


i don already calculate my moves,since their truck dey high i go fit pass under freely


their truck begin surface with great speed as their full light nor gree me see well,so i use my hand to shed my face as dem begin shoot me from different direction,bullet just dey tear my body like rain,i begin wonder the kind blood and mark wey go dey that tree body by now


the truck driver notice say those bullet no do me anything, as i expect him,nah watin i know say him go won do,he increase him speed with aim to jam me,i smile as i prepare for action

the truck near me just small make him jam me nahim i dive enter under the truck,sharpaly i magnet one explosive under the truck as the heat of the engine won suffocate me,i still lai down flat for ground waiting for the second truck, the idiot driver won use him tyer smash my head as him sight me laying down for ground but i quickly shift as the truck speed pass, since i nor fit put the second explosive under the truck,i quickly throw am enter inside the truck as the soldiers wey dey inside throw am back for me omo i tear race i no know say moto dey come with speed for my back just for me to turn nahim the moto hit me gboooooo!!!!,i land inside gutter as i quick press the explosion botton gbooaaaa !!!! the first truck catch fire as human parts begin fly enter different direction

the moto wey jam me still dey try reverse,i quickly rush the driver as i drag him outside,without wasting time i enter the moto reverse and zoom off festac straight,nah wen i don enter road dey tear better speed as fresh air begin cool my body,i look the passenger sit as my eyes jam one beautiful babe wey sidon jeje for passenger front seat

"what!!! ,....i shout


"please!! dont kill me!!!.....she scream

to be continued.....


click on the link to vote youngzubi for the literature award thank you jah bless!

https://www.nairaland.com/4652535/nomination-thread-august-5k-award/7#4652535.237

Into d minds of hustler turned thieves.. like d way u gave us an insight into what motivates them, their way of thinking - the " US" vs "them" mentality and the survival spirit. .

U r good.. Thanks for the story. Do keep it up
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 3:20pm On Aug 11, 2018
micynute94:


Into d minds of hustler turned thieves.. like d way u gave us an insight into what motivates them, their way of thinking - the " US" vs "them" mentality and the survival spirit. .

U r good.. Thanks for the story. Do keep it up


thank you sir,please do click on the link below to vote me for the literature award just type youngzubi there thank u!

https://www.nairaland.com/4652535/nomination-thread-august-5k-award/7#4652535.237
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by kiddoiLL(m): 3:37pm On Aug 11, 2018
Hmmmmm Youngzubi, why not try write a typical novel like this, crime and sex and publish online, Epub, Amazon... so many ways you could earn from your imaginative skills, as I dey here so I knw wetin I dey talk, I dey write bfr, creativity na my nickname but laziness come make me stop n retrogress but no time fr laziness, I don Ji now.. I love how u create ur pictures of events, going back n forth from d story, From just a normal day guy, to a sex addict, hustler, kidnapper, now a kingpin in d novel.. I love how you've made everything available for this character called Spana, But can I suggest something? so far I don notice say Spans no get any weakness apart from woman, bro try not to make his weakness women, if not every hole naim go put am fr trouble.. Use something strong for the human mind, Family or Love... those are the only 2 things that can hold down a kingpin, no matter how bad they re, they don't joke with family..
oya sama me more tori jare
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by pacifust058(m): 3:59pm On Aug 11, 2018
Baba, you don make my day.. abeg gimme more before night go fall
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 4:28pm On Aug 11, 2018
kiddoiLL:
Hmmmmm Youngzubi, why not try write a typical novel like this, crime and sex and publish online, Epub, Amazon... so many ways you could earn from your imaginative skills, as I dey here so I knw wetin I dey talk, I dey write bfr, creativity na my nickname but laziness come make me stop n retrogress but no time fr laziness, I don Ji now.. I love how u create ur pictures of events, going back n forth from d story, From just a normal day guy, to a sex addict, hustler, kidnapper, now a kingpin in d novel.. I love how you've made everything available for this character called Spana, But can I suggest something? so far I don notice say Spans no get any weakness apart from woman, bro try not to make his weakness women, if not every hole naim go put am fr trouble.. Use something strong for the human mind, Family or Love... those are the only 2 things that can hold down a kingpin, no matter how bad they re, they don't joke with family..
oya sama me more tori jare

thank u my man,must the story be written in English before i could publish it into novel?"bro i wanna make a difference,i want to promote pidgin in nigeria


people see PIDGIN as a language for the illiterates those who have no formal education but i say very big NO!! to that



i decided to write in pidgin just to prove to everybody that we can actually achieve what we want without depending solemnly on other peoples language,everybody now blow grammar here and there as if it was part of us from the beginning but NO!!! its not


bro i still have alot of stories coming up all written in pidgin but i will still do two or more English story to show people that am also well educated so that they won't think that my choice to write in pidgin was due to lack of sound education



i have seen ur observation my man,with time i would try to change things


watch out for my next PIDGIN story coming up immediately after sex na food

I FIT BE SECOND JESUS STORY BY YOUNGZUBI

thank u God bless!

still your guy youngzubi

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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by kiddoiLL(m): 8:01pm On Aug 11, 2018
Youngzubi:


thank u my man,must the story be written in English before i could publish it into novel?"bro i wanna make a difference,i want to promote pidgin in nigeria


people see PIDGIN as a language for the illiterates those who have no formal education but i say very big NO!! to that



i decided to write in pidgin just to prove to everybody that we can actually achieve what we want without depending solemnly on other peoples language,everybody now blow grammar here and there as if it was part of us from the beginning but NO!!! its not


bro i still have alot of stories coming up all written in pidgin but i will still do two or more English story to show people that am also well educated so that they won't think that my choice to write in pidgin was due to lack of sound education



i have seen ur observation my man,with time i would try to change things


watch out for my next PIDGIN story coming up immediately after sex na food

I FIT BE SECOND JESUS STORY BY YOUNGZUBI

thank u God bless!

still your guy youngzubi
Of Cus u fit write and publish in pidgin, but you do know doing that will limit your readers and audience to Nigerians alone right? I feel ur point, no matter how tho, do what u ought to do, publish in pidgin, even hard covers.. The only problem is Nigerians don't HV time to buy books n read anymore that's why I mentioned E-pub, kindle n Amazon, worldwide audience. Let your spirit lead u
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by UGARI(m): 8:04pm On Aug 11, 2018
Who say u no sabi d tin! Twale baba!
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 8:21pm On Aug 11, 2018
kiddoiLL:
Of Cus u fit write and publish in pidgin, but you do know doing that will limit your readers and audience to Nigerians alone right? I feel ur point, no matter how tho, do what u ought to do, publish in pidgin, even hard covers.. The only problem is Nigerians don't HV time to buy books n read anymore that's why I mentioned E-pub, kindle n Amazon, worldwide audience. Let your spirit lead u


yes you'er right,ok i like ur point and i will definitely do something in English language that i would publish at least make man begin chop small from him work,can u imagine more than six sites are actually copying this my story back to back while am here cracking brain,what's ur advise on that?
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 9:16pm On Aug 11, 2018
udoka55555 are u thesame with therock55555?

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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by kiddoiLL(m): 9:33pm On Aug 11, 2018
Youngzubi:



yes you'er right,ok i like ur point and i will definitely do something in English language that i would publish at least make man begin chop small from him work,can u imagine more than six sites are actually copying this my story back to back while am here cracking brain,what's ur advise on that?
Nigerians sha, u no go fit do anything for now because u no go fit hold any legal ground to use against them, but anywhere u see such posts claim s credits, reach d owner of d sites n let em know whatever they're posting is being done without your permission
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by udoka55555: 9:59pm On Aug 11, 2018
Youngzubi:
udoka55555 are u thesame with therock55555?


no bro..me nah new comer

I dey enjoy your story gan..


keep it up bro!!!..


make I go vote for you sharpaely
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 10:34pm On Aug 11, 2018
udoka55555:


no bro..me nah new comer
I dey enjoy your story gan..

keep it up bro!!!..

make I go vote for you sharpaely
ok my man
tank u brotherly
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Holywizard: 11:57pm On Aug 11, 2018
A stranger shouldn't be involved when on operation.
U could be sabotaged
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by pradoic(m): 11:57pm On Aug 11, 2018
Bigsarah JohnOzopopo , sustainee i always see u guys viewing but u forget that ur comments are needed to encourage our guy youngzubi,please be a good fan by commenting even if its criticize u want he still need it to work More!


good one bro,keep it up,i just love the way u put things together ur imaginative power nobi here,keep it up!

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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by pradoic(m): 12:04am On Aug 12, 2018
JohnOzopopo , sustainee
click to vote youngzubi if u haven't o make we show some love https://www.nairaland.com/4652535/nomination-thread-august-5k-award
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by hfinest1(m): 3:30am On Aug 12, 2018
nice one bro youngzubi... we following you bumper to bumper... ride on �
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Olivers2J(f): 6:51am On Aug 12, 2018
I must say I love your imaginary skills....... This is a beautiful story I wish you can make something out of it because u put smiles on my (others) face.

God bless you
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Donspicey: 8:24am On Aug 12, 2018
Oboy Diz Ur Tori Bam Die,,,if I No Comment My Ancestors No Go Happy 4me,,,ur Weird Imaginations And The Warri Languar No Be 4diz World,,,even Devil Dey Learn Work For Where U Dey Lie,,,.Kip It Coming Bro,,.I Go Happy Pass Happiness If U Fit Add Me 4d Characters,,

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