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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by ngenec: 10:45am On Aug 12, 2018
Waiting for update youngbiz
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 10:49am On Aug 12, 2018
Olivers2J:
I must say I love your imaginary skills....... This is a beautiful story I wish you can make something out of it because u put smiles on my (others) face.

God bless you


thanks dear

the thing is that writting stories is not what i really have passion for;but i will try to write an English story after the season 2 of sex na food to see if i can make something out of writing

am still seeking admission into the university,so i still have a long way to go, more so, i write to build my imaginary and thinking capability so as to enable me achieve my goal as a computer scientist(i have a vision to build powerful softwares)but since we dont have the facilities,empowerment and all it takes to achieve such here in nigeria i decided to help myself build my brain by writting for it requires alot of thinking and by so doing my brain would develop more and grow wide which would definitely help me build those softwares

so u see making money is not actually my main reason for writtingsmiley

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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 10:53am On Aug 12, 2018
area!!!!! tem!! tem!!! for u brotherly
i sight ugrin @donspicey
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 6:56pm On Aug 12, 2018
Episode........32

Sunday GBEDU!!!!


The Game Players
--------------------------
big mama's cabal
----------------------------------------





"Hello mama!",i holla big mama,as i pick her call,


"hello spana",she yan


"mama i dey with u nah",i yan

"ok,i want u,spata and Stevo to dressup,i will send striker,him go come carry una from festac come my house,make una prepare well,e get some client wey need una service,so make una prepare well for the task big mama yan"


"ehn! ok no le'le mama,we go dey wait striker arrival,i yan


"good,till then to get ready,she yan


"ok ma!,i cut the phone,pocket am as i waka go down stairs,my guys just dey enter house,all of dem come dey sweat like say dem do marathon race,


"spana!!,boss the boss!!,after u nah u oo!!,they begin hail me,


"brotherly how far nah"simple yan,asin guy we dey hear as that chick take dey halla since early mo-mo,guy u sure say u allow am wake up,


"o boy!,she too make sense o i shout"i for give dem more detail but i just code the level;guy the babe just dey burst my brain,the early mo-mo kpekus just good for my health,i yan


"but how u take jam her,how una take meet nahim be my question",spata yan,onto say him never see or hear anything about her before


"em!"i hum scratching my head;see guy nah peson babe be that,but nah kidnap dem kidnap her shaar,so onto normal level i saved her that yesterday,she sef come fall for me,watin my pikin go do nah,as the babe hot,she just carry,come dey rugged nahim me sef waka go buy her market this morning no time to check time'i explain give dem,



"Sharp Gee!!!,erotic shout


"nothing do u boss,i support the notion wey yan say"chop an clean mouth nobi sin!!,spata yan as we begin laff


"tem!!! tem!!,brotherly more kpekus to ur apka-amu,but nah the day u go nack HIV ur papa go begin price ya casket,sentino yan


"eh!! sentino nah maya go carry HIV"i no say i don pass my boundary"so i position my sef well to run,


"watin u talk just now?,sentino yan as him face change


"em! see my guy nah mistake,abeg i no go try am again,i yan but for wia sentino fly land ontop my body as we begin roll for ground,all my guys begin hail us as dem dey clap dey shout

"go!!!!spana! go senty!!!!



after we don waste our strength finish,sentino comot for my body as we stagger stand up dey breath like say we just achieve world heavy weight lifting,i hear as moto horn sound for our gate peeee!! peee!!!!

"ah! i bin don forget o!,spata,Stevo abeg make una run go baff,dress and prepare big mama yan say she get big fish runs for us,nah striker wey come pick us dey horn for gate so i yan


"confirm!!!!!!!!!,spata begin jump up dey shine teeth as him begin twist waste



"at last-at last,we finally get sugar mummy matter to run,Stevo yan



"so we no go follow?,simple yan


"nah only three of us she mention,i yan


"ok nah,we go dey hia dey handle that your skin light,at least party nobi bad idea,sentino yan


"nah gawd go punish ya ancestor! no go try am o,play matter don pass o!,if any"e don do bros sentino cut in


"ah ah!! naso the babe dey she pra pra! ya head reach,nah play i dey follow play boss,i no dey crase to near ur babe so chill man,take a chill pile,sentino yan


"koboko!!!,striker land knock for our door,



"come in nah,abi u still won knock small,i yan as he open door an bounce inside


"heeeyyy!!! see mah niggas mehn!!,pop! pop!! something,striker shout as him waka come inside



"the boss!!,how things nah,i yan as we begin shake



"life good bro,u guys are crook mehnnn!!!,see how everybody chicks is just swelling,no prob enjoy yourselves its Wat u work for,said striker


"abeg make ya sef comfortable make we run go prepare,i yan


"thats no prob man,any chick available?"he wink"



"em! simple!,i yan


"yes boss,he yan

"take him to those househelp room,i yan onto say nah the girls wey big mama carry come give us as domestic help nah dem everybody dey service if konji nor gree us go find runs girls,dem dey 4 girls around 25 27 years old,dem be fire! for bedmatics but non of dem fine for face only over sized br**st and backside wey go make u forget dia face matter


"wow!!!,boss man,nice one thanks mahn,striker yan as him huge muscle vibrate onto say him dey shake hand for up dey hail me



"simple later carry him go meet the girls for dia room while i rush go up,without wasting time,i rush go baff then rush outside again as i begin prepare



20mins later all of us don waka come down dey wait for striker,nah only those girls scream we just dey hear


"that striker guy bad o!,spata yan


"before nko watin u expect,i yan,i bin won stand up go call striker say the one wey him do don ok,but i sight my babe as she waka dey come down from stairs,ajebotically taking the steps one by one jejely



"hi!,she yan to my guys with better smile as spata begin turn head like standing fan dey look her till she waka come sidon for my laps



"u don wake,i yan touching her hair as the smell begin cool my system maybe she bought it from Bigsarah becos that lady eh! she get better-better hair wey she dey sell


"spata close ya mouth nah,i yan



"eh!,he yan


"closeup joor,i yan


"ogbeni nodey drop spit for my shoe joor,sentino tap him as my guy(spata) wake up from slumber nahim he come reply the babe "hi!"



"no u for leave am tomorrow ewu!,nah naw the girl greet u,Stevo yan


"watin happen sef abi nah bad thing to look fine girl eh!,as spana yan say make we no near her,at least make i use eyes tear her nah,spata yan


"hahaha!! oh my gawd you guys are just too hilarious",she yan





striker bounce outside as him continue dey struggle with him belt,nahim all of turn begin look am,he finally succeed in tying the belt well,hmmm! he sigh then carry head up as him eye jam our stare

"what!!,he yan confused onto say everybody just quiet come dey look him,he begin look us one by one till his wor-wor eye jam my babe


"whaaat dah Bleep!,this babe make mehn!!,hey sweetheart how u doing,he yan as him come meet the babe hold her hand


"hi!"she yan smiling



"what's your name,striker as



"vicky,she yan as she turn look me"i will still deal with u later,she yan to me before facing striker again


"oh! vicky you'er an angel,what a damsel yo mama gave birth to,striker yan,as vicky begin giggle ontopmy leg


"awww!,thanks,she yan



"oya make we begin go,spata snatch vicky hand comot from striker hand as him push him dey go outside


"hey babe we l'll see some other time huh!! ....striker shout


"ok byee!!!,vicky yan



"i try stand up but vicky push me go back,

"so u let another guy ask for my name in this house before u could,she yan frowning




"nah dat time i come understand watin she mean by"i will still deal with u"
oh no vex,i bin still dey plan to ask u once u wake,i yan


"and am still sleeping right,she yan



"see we go yan better later,i get business for hand wey i won go handle,"see u later i yan as i waka go outside


"not even a kiss,she yan

"when i come back i shout"



"oga spana!! make i help u collect am??,sentino shout

"and i go-go visit maya this night,i yan back



we enter moto as striker start the moto begin drive,we begin discuss dey argue from one rubbish to another,we talk-talk till we reach banana island for lagos,omo we begin another argument say nobi Nigeria we still dey , onto say lagos banana island too fine as oyinbo full everywhere




"hey! guys its ok,lets be serious now,here is big mama's home,striker yan as him stop for one big gate begin horn


one giant security guy waka come open the gate as we drive enter the compound jesuu!!
come see people wey dey chop our money,inside the compound nah three storey building,dem paint am pure white all through come use wall ties disgn the frontage like paradise,another long building dey by the side,ontop am nah chairs and something wey be like microscope for the side,nah red and white step lead go up the there


we waka come down from the moto,nahim i begin survey the whole compound as i sight security guard everywhere



striker lead us enter their guest house,omo come see choping things as GBEDU full the whole table,wine,full chicken and many-many more,we settle down as their maids begin serve us,trust guys we nor send the food as everybody settle for wine, beer and cigarette


16mins later big mama surface,everyday young,she waka majestically as her fair skin and coloured Brazilian her rhyme,tall with thick body,her makeup just compliment her already gawd given beauty as her endowment perfect her womanliness,she load well asin well loaded



"you guys are having fun already,big man yan as she come join us


"wow your husband sabi better thing o! mama,i yan



"you can say that again,she yan


"i bin won ask her wia we go-go meet those client,when she step inside the guest house,immediately our eye jam the smile wey dey her face disappear instanta as i focus my gaze on her




"she no expect to see him in her Home,but now wey she do,all the anger she bin dey get for him vanished as her breath hang,such a cute guy,no she can't watch him perish like that,for she no go fit forgive herself if watin dey future happen to him,she no fit let her ma'le succeed "No!,she murmured as she return her gaze on him again



"spana nobi u i dey follow talk big mama yan,but spana just open mouth dey look one particular direction,so big mama followed his gaze till she sight her daughter standing at her back"oh! no! she sigh"
"Cynthia what's meaning of this,why the long stare between u two!!,big mama barked at her daughter


"em!,ma! mum am sorry",she yan as she turn and dash outside instantly


"i thought i could convince her,i thought i could change her mind set towards him,but no! i was wrong,with what i saw in her eyes now,she is really in love with him,which is the last thing i would live to witness,i think its high time she join her siblings in U S A,good that would definitely solve it all"big mama conclude her thought



"striker!,big mama yan



"ma!,striker yan


"take dem to where Mrs chidinma and co log at eko and suit hotel,she yan
"spana,she halla me



"ma!,i yan



"do ya job well,i go come see una for festac,i get meeting to attend now bye she yan as she stand up and begin waka


watin concern me,i hiss as i grab the chicken begin chop,later-later striker carry us as we begin go eko hotel wia our client dem dey



to be continued



vote youngzubi for literature award

https://www.nairaland.com/4652535/nomination-thread-august-5k-award

Happy Sunday God bless!!!!

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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by BigSarah(f): 7:59pm On Aug 12, 2018
Youngzubi:
Episode........32

Sunday GBEDU!!!!


The Game Players
--------------------------
big mama's cabal
----------------------------------------





"Hello mama!",i holla big mama,as i pick her call,


"hello spana",she yan


"mama i dey with u nah",i yan

"ok,i want u,spata and Stevo to dressup,i will send striker,him go come carry una from festac come my house,make una prepare well,e get some client wey need una service,so make una prepare well for the task big mama yan"


"ehn! ok no le'le mama,we go dey wait striker arrival,i yan


"good,till then to get ready,she yan


"ok ma!,i cut the phone,pocket am as i waka go down stairs,my guys just dey enter house,all of dem come dey sweat like say dem do marathon race,


"spana!!,boss the boss!!,after u nah u oo!!,they begin hail me,


"brotherly how far nah"simple yan,asin guy we dey hear as that chick take dey halla since early mo-mo,guy u sure say u allow am wake up,


"o boy!,she too make sense o i shout"i for give dem more detail but i just code the level;guy the babe just dey burst my brain,the early mo-mo kpekus just good for my health,i yan


"but how u take jam her,how una take meet nahim be my question",spata yan,onto say him never see or hear anything about her before


"em!"i hum scratching my head;see guy nah peson babe be that,but nah kidnap dem kidnap her shaar,so onto normal level i saved her that yesterday,she sef come fall for me,watin my pikin go do nah,as the babe hot,she just carry,come dey rugged nahim me sef waka go buy her market this morning no time to check time'i explain give dem,



"Sharp Gee!!!,erotic shout


"nothing do u boss,i support the notion wey yan say"chop an clean mouth nobi sin!!,spata yan as we begin laff


"tem!!! tem!!,brotherly more kpekus to ur apka-amu,but nah the day u go nack HIV ur papa go begin price ya casket,sentino yan


"eh!! sentino nah maya go carry HIV"i no say i don pass my boundary"so i position my sef well to run,


"watin u talk just now?,sentino yan as him face change


"em! see my guy nah mistake,abeg i no go try am again,i yan but for wia sentino fly land ontop my body as we begin roll for ground,all my guys begin hail us as dem dey clap dey shout

"go!!!!spana! go senty!!!!



after we don waste our strength finish,sentino comot for my body as we stagger stand up dey breath like say we just achieve world heavy weight lifting,i hear as moto horn sound for our gate peeee!! peee!!!!

"ah! i bin don forget o!,spata,Stevo abeg make una run go baff,dress and prepare big mama yan say she get big fish runs for us,nah striker wey come pick us dey horn for gate so i yan


"confirm!!!!!!!!!,spata begin jump up dey shine teeth as him begin twist waste



"at last-at last,we finally get sugar mummy matter to run,Stevo yan



"so we no go follow?,simple yan


"nah only three of us she mention,i yan


"ok nah,we go dey hia dey handle that your skin light,at least party nobi bad idea,sentino yan


"nah gawd go punish ya ancestor! no go try am o,play matter don pass o!,if any"e don do bros sentino cut in


"ah ah!! naso the babe dey she pra pra! ya head reach,nah play i dey follow play boss,i no dey crase to near ur babe so chill man,take a chill pile,sentino yan


"koboko!!!,striker land knock for our door,



"come in nah,abi u still won knock small,i yan as he open door an bounce inside


"heeeyyy!!! see mah niggas mehn!!,pop! pop!! something,striker shout as him waka come inside



"the boss!!,how things nah,i yan as we begin shake



"life good bro,u guys are crook mehnnn!!!,see how everybody chicks is just swelling,no prob enjoy yourselves its Wat u work for,said striker


"abeg make ya sef comfortable make we run go prepare,i yan


"thats no prob man,any chick available?"he wink"



"em! simple!,i yan


"yes boss,he yan

"take him to those househelp room,i yan onto say nah the girls wey big mama carry come give us as domestic help nah dem everybody dey service if konji nor gree us go find runs girls,dem dey 4 girls around 25 27 years old,dem be fire! for bedmatics but non of dem fine for face only over sized br**st and backside wey go make u forget dia face matter


"wow!!!,boss man,nice one thanks mahn,striker yan as him huge muscle vibrate onto say him dey shake hand for up dey hail me



"simple later carry him go meet the girls for dia room while i rush go up,without wasting time,i rush go baff then rush outside again as i begin prepare



20mins later all of us don waka come down dey wait for striker,nah only those girls scream we just dey hear


"that striker guy bad o!,spata yan


"before nko watin u expect,i yan,i bin won stand up go call striker say the one wey him do don ok,but i sight my babe as she waka dey come down from stairs,ajebotically taking the steps one by one jejely



"hi!,she yan to my guys with better smile as spata begin turn head like standing fan dey look her till she waka come sidon for my laps



"u don wake,i yan touching her hair as the smell begin cool my system maybe she bought it from Bigsarah becos that lady eh! she get better-better hair wey she dey sell


"spata close ya mouth nah,i yan



"eh!,he yan


"closeup joor,i yan


"ogbeni nodey drop spit for my shoe joor,sentino tap him as my guy(spata) wake up from slumber nahim he come reply the babe "hi!"



"no u for leave am tomorrow ewu!,nah naw the girl greet u,Stevo yan


"watin happen sef abi nah bad thing to look fine girl eh!,as spana yan say make we no near her,at least make i use eyes tear her nah,spata yan


"hahaha!! oh my gawd you guys are just too hilarious",she yan





striker bounce outside as him continue dey struggle with him belt,nahim all of turn begin look am,he finally succeed in tying the belt well,hmmm! he sigh then carry head up as him eye jam our stare

"what!!,he yan confused onto say everybody just quiet come dey look him,he begin look us one by one till his wor-wor eye jam my babe


"whaaat dah Bleep!,this babe make mehn!!,hey sweetheart how u doing,he yan as him come meet the babe hold her hand


"hi!"she yan smiling



"what's your name,striker as



"vicky,she yan as she turn look me"i will still deal with u later,she yan to me before facing striker again


"oh! vicky you'er an angel,what a damsel yo mama gave birth to,striker yan,as vicky begin giggle ontopmy leg


"awww!,thanks,she yan



"oya make we begin go,spata snatch vicky hand comot from striker hand as him push him dey go outside


"hey babe we l'll see some other time huh!! ....striker shout


"ok byee!!!,vicky yan



"i try stand up but vicky push me go back,

"so u let another guy ask for my name in this house before u could,she yan frowning




"nah dat time i come understand watin she mean by"i will still deal with u"
oh no vex,i bin still dey plan to ask u once u wake,i yan


"and am still sleeping right,she yan



"see we go yan better later,i get business for hand wey i won go handle,"see u later i yan as i waka go outside


"not even a kiss,she yan

"when i come back i shout"



"oga spana!! make i help u collect am??,sentino shout

"and i go-go visit maya this night,i yan back



we enter moto as striker start the moto begin drive,we begin discuss dey argue from one rubbish to another,we talk-talk till we reach banana island for lagos,omo we begin another argument say nobi Nigeria we still dey , onto say lagos banana island too fine as oyinbo full everywhere




"hey! guys its ok,lets be serious now,here is big mama's home,striker yan as him stop for one big gate begin horn


one giant security guy waka come open the gate as we drive enter the compound jesuu!!
come see people wey dey chop our money,inside the compound nah three storey building,dem paint am pure white all through come use wall ties disgn the frontage like paradise,another long building dey by the side,ontop am nah chairs and something wey be like microscope for the side,nah red and white step lead go up the there


we waka come down from the moto,nahim i begin survey the whole compound as i sight security guard everywhere



striker lead us enter their guest house,omo come see choping things as GBEDU full the whole table,wine,full chicken and many-many more,we settle down as their maids begin serve us,trust guys we nor send the food as everybody settle for wine, beer and cigarette


16mins later big mama surface,everyday young,she waka majestically as her fair skin and coloured Brazilian her rhyme,tall with thick body,her makeup just compliment her already gawd given beauty as her endowment perfect her womanliness,she load well asin well loaded



"you guys are having fun already,big man yan as she come join us


"wow your husband sabi better thing o! mama,i yan



"you can say that again,she yan


"i bin won ask her wia we go-go meet those client,when she step inside the guest house,immediately our eye jam the smile wey dey her face disappear instanta as i focus my gaze on her




"she no expect to see him in her Home,but now wey she do,all the anger she bin dey get for him vanished as her breath hang,such a cute guy,no she can't watch him perish like that,for she no go fit forgive herself if watin dey future happen to him,she no fit let her ma'le succeed "No!,she murmured as she return her gaze on him again



"spana nobi u i dey follow talk big mama yan,but spana just open mouth dey look one particular direction,so big mama followed his gaze till she sight her daughter standing at her back"oh! no! she sigh"
"Cynthia what's meaning of this,why the long stare between u two!!,big mama barked at her daughter


"em!,ma! mum am sorry",she yan as she turn and dash outside instantly


"i thought i could convince her,i thought i could change her mind set towards him,but no! i was wrong,with what i saw in her eyes now,she is really in love with him,which is the last thing i would live to witness,i think its high time she join her siblings in U S A,good that would definitely solve it all"big mama conclude her thought



"striker!,big mama yan



"ma!,striker yan


"take dem to where Mrs chidinma and co log at eko and suit hotel,she yan
"spana,she halla me



"ma!,i yan



"do ya job well,i go come see una for festac,i get meeting to attend now bye she yan as she stand up and begin waka


watin concern me,i hiss as i grab the chicken begin chop,later-later striker carry us as we begin go eko hotel wia our client dem dey



to be continued



vote youngzubi for literature award

https://www.nairaland.com/4652535/nomination-thread-august-5k-award

Happy Sunday God bless!!!!








Lol na only me you see add for the Tori, anyhow carry go
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Johnsown1(m): 9:10pm On Aug 12, 2018
BigSarah:


Lol na only me you see add for the Tori, anyhow carry go

Are you medically alright, why quoting all the whole lines? You better check yourself

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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 9:23pm On Aug 12, 2018
Johnsown1:


Are you medically alright, why quoting all the whole lines? You better check yourself

my man are u from enugu?
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by rukidanty: 9:26pm On Aug 12, 2018
good one and keep it rolling and thanks for the updates
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Johnsown1(m): 10:20pm On Aug 12, 2018
Youngzubi:


my man are u from enugu?
Yea, any show
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by rowdymind(m): 10:36pm On Aug 12, 2018
BigSarah:

Lol na only me you see add for the Tori, anyhow carry go
Honestly, You Deserve To Be Shot

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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by okafor200(m): 10:45pm On Aug 12, 2018
Oboy me don show face na money be fine bobo this na to all my niggas,
ahh me go like chop that ur big mama daughter o she go make sense o
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Damibiz(m): 12:52am On Aug 13, 2018
Damibiz is writing exam na e make i no de show bt he get small time nw..Youngzubi,u good man
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by tomgab(m): 3:41am On Aug 13, 2018
kiddoiLL:
Of Cus u fit write and publish in pidgin, but you do know doing that will limit your readers and audience to Nigerians alone right? I feel ur point, no matter how tho, do what u ought to do, publish in pidgin, even hard covers.. The only problem is Nigerians don't HV time to buy books n read anymore that's why I mentioned E-pub, kindle n Amazon, worldwide audience. Let your spirit lead u
d

I just wan inform you say all English speaking African countries now use pidgin. We are getting to a point where pidgin will become Lingua Franca
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 6:42am On Aug 13, 2018
Damibiz:
Damibiz is writing exam na e make i no de show bt he get small time nw..Youngzubi,u good man

welcome my man,success nah ur own
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 6:44am On Aug 13, 2018
okafor200:
Oboy me don show face na money be fine bobo this na to all my niggas,
ahh me go like chop that ur big mama daughter o she go make sense o



grin
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 6:46am On Aug 13, 2018
Johnsown1:
Yea, any show

nah my place be dat brotherly
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Damibiz(m): 7:01am On Aug 13, 2018
Thanks man
Youngzubi:

welcome my man,success nah ur own
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Erudite01: 8:58am On Aug 13, 2018
Youngzubi:



thanks dear

the thing is that writting stories is not what i really have passion for;but i will try to write an English story after the season 2 of sex na food to see if i can make something out of writing

am still seeking admission into the university,so i still have a long way to go, more so, i write to build my imaginary and thinking capability so as to enable me achieve my goal as a computer scientist(i have a vision to build powerful softwares)but since we dont have the facilities,empowerment and all it takes to achieve such here in nigeria i decided to help myself build my brain by writting for it requires alot of thinking and by so doing my brain would develop more and grow wide which would definitely help me build those softwares

so u see making money is not actually my main reason for writtingsmiley
Well done youngzubi, if i may ask guy which university you put in for admission.
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Donspicey: 9:13am On Aug 13, 2018
Nice One Bro,,.If I Read And Ah No Drop Comment My Phone No Go Happy 4me,,.Kip It Cuming Bro,,,,u Got Me On Diz One
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 10:17am On Aug 13, 2018
thanks mahn


Donspicey:
Nice One Bro,,.If I Read And Ah No Drop Comment My Phone No Go Happy 4me,,.Kip It Cuming Bro,,,,u Got Me On Diz One
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by nastynic(m): 10:22am On Aug 13, 2018
Dope Bruh... Owo fall on you abeg!
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by pradoic(m): 10:25am On Aug 13, 2018
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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by wizsolzy(m): 11:36am On Aug 13, 2018
Johnsown1:


Are you medically alright, why quoting all the whole lines? You better check yourself

I just weak for d quoting a whole update stuff... dem no just well
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by badoxil(m): 11:43am On Aug 13, 2018
please dont quote all the whole story again
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 12:35pm On Aug 13, 2018
Episode ......33



the mission
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vicky! love
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Monday morning
Time 6:30am

"uhhhh!!!,baby!! take it easy,am all yours,am not going anywhere so please lets do it gently,

"but as e take dey sweet me nah fast-fast i won dey enter,



"oh! no!,but am hurting pleessssee!!

"ok ok!,i don hear


"thank u,i love you sweetheart,


"eh!,


"please say you love me too,

"eh!,


"come on sweetheart just say it,oh no! you'er hurting me aaaggaaiinn!!,


"ah sowy,i yan"but i purposely shuk spana deep well-well so as to escape that question abi request,love ke!

"mmm! ahh!,so sweet, baby! she call


"yes,i yan


"you have to take me home today,i spoke with my mum yesterday she is kinda worried,she yan


"ehn!"ok nah,make day break first i go carry u home,i yan

"thanks sweetheart,"aaaaaahh!! mmm!!! takkeee it eassssyy!!!!!!

********************

Big mama's Home
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she don already arrange everything that yesterday,she no just want make her daughter spend another week for Nigeria,so with her husbands official flight,Cynthia her daughter left for U.S.A this early Mo-mo

at least her mind don rest for that side,make she focus on her business,her husband don loose too much money for that idiot boy hand,but with spana and him gang she know say for sure she go recover everi-everi ten times sef,she sidon well ontop their bed as she turn only to sight her husband not sleeping,the thing come dey unusual,normally her husband suppose dey sleep,so she decided to move close to him at least make she know watin dey trouble him

"darling watin happen,this one you just dey moody this early Mo-mo,"big mama yan as she move to her husband who just frown face dey think,

"sweetheart talk me nah!,she yan


"hmm!,please folade just leave me jeje,i won plan this my political career well,bad belle politicians no just gree me reach my supposed level for this we country,why is it that each time am supposed to be selected among those who would contest for primary election,one thing or the other go happen and i will be replaced by another peson why!!!,Mr abiola(big mama's husband)yan with vex

"so dem don side you again,big mama yan

"yes of course,nah one bastered chief ayawu dem take replace me over night,Mr abiola yan


"leave the matter for me,i go settle am,big mama yan rubbing his husbands chest

"how,he yan

"watch and see,she yan

"hey young lady,you be woman,na politics i dey yan here,Mr abiola yan


"nahim be the main reason why we go handle am political wey,she yan

"no dey confuse me younglady,he yan

"nah u no won understand; see nah watin dey kill this our nation,everi body believe say nigerian politics and everi thing about government in our country Nigeria nobi watin woman go fit handle,everybody dey see am as man work only,but most of you politicians dey succeed becos of una wife,nah woman dey always dey behind una achievements,she yan still rubbing her husband chest but now moving to him sokoto region small-small

"yeeee!!! Mr abiola shout as big mama hand grab him prick,aaaahyiii,easy woman,so as you were saying nah watin u won do,he yan clenching his teeth as big mama now uses two hands dey handle him prick box aka akpa-amu

"i go kill him",i go kill chief ayawu,she yan as she comot him husband huge prick and begin suck

"aaaayyeee mi o!,he shout as the sensation begin burst him head


************************


wow! i swear as you take fine eh! naso your pkekus take sweet,i yan to vicky as we stand up from bed after 5 rounds of hot s-x

"awww!!,i just love everything about you,but you seems not ready to give up your heart for my love,vicky yan hugging me tight as we still naked


"nobi so,but love na something wey dey come naturally,but since i nor hate u,e mean only one thing,i yan

"and what's that,she yan looking my eye direct


"i lo- offf- em! oya make we go baff nah,i yan scratching my head


"no, say it,dont prevent your heart from being loved,spana i want to change you


"eh!

"yes,she yan

"how u won take change me,i yan


"you see dear,i know that you'er a criminal but my heart just stuck with you,and i fully understand you inability to give out your heart for love,but believe me,am here for you,she yan

"but i no know u nah,you sef no know me,nah by mistake we just meet,i yan


"even your best friend spata didnt know you from your mothers womb,there is always a first time,first day in everything,so we meet the way we did,for a reason,please free this your stony heart,she yan


"em!" i still dey yan when text massage enter my phone,please excuse me i yan as i shift one side go begin read the massage


big mama send me text,she yan say mission dey ground,say make me and my guys get ready,by 6 o'clock in the evening she go send me the full details wey we go use go do the job,hmmm! i sigh as i comot the massage and lock my phone


"go baff so we go fit go ya place,e get wia i go won go later in the day,i yan

"ok,she yan as she waka go tie towel before she enter bathing room



to be continued later
dropping complete episode by 4

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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Damibiz(m): 1:26pm On Aug 13, 2018
See Pradoic abi wati be ur name self,if u take attendance for here again nd u leave my name eh,i go report u to Broda Apollox nd Theblessedman may u see how e go do u for body
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by pradoic(m): 1:58pm On Aug 13, 2018
Damibiz:
See Pradoic abi wati be ur name self,if u take attendance for here again nd u leave my name eh,i go report u to Broda Apollox nd Theblessedman may u see how e go do u for body

ok issorite abi u dey cresseee!


























yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! who slap me??

yeee!! my head!! oya oya oya! bros no vex abeg i go mention u! ah ah! peson no fit follow u play small nawa fo u o!!
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Damibiz(m): 2:27pm On Aug 13, 2018
Correct guy..ur head dey ur neck,after u na still u,u over well even inside well u still well,wellwell
pradoic:


ok issorite abi u dey cresseee!


























yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! who slap me??

yeee!! my head!! oya oya oya! bros no vex abeg i go mention u! ah ah! peson no fit follow u play small nawa fo u o!!


Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by deniguy01(m): 3:14pm On Aug 13, 2018
mk una sidon instead of to mention

Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by WarriFirstBorn(m): 3:16pm On Aug 13, 2018
Youngzubi, how come you nor continue from where you for stop for the last episode? The last episode end for where una dey go meet una clients for hotel.
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by rukidanty: 3:31pm On Aug 13, 2018
WarriFirstBorn:
Youngzubi, how come you nor continue from where you for stop for the last episode? The last episode end for where una dey go meet una clients for hotel.
na true u talk o. we nor know wetin happen to the woman big mama send them go meet for hotel
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 3:43pm On Aug 13, 2018
click on this link to read my new story though it will be a short story which will end after few episodes,i couldnt wait to finish this one becos i will forget before then

so go take a look,i can't mention due to my laziness,i go try small shaar,see you there!


https://www.nairaland.com/4673920/bottle-warriors-beer-parlour-night


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