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| A New Army Captain by Labans(m): 2:29pm On Mar 26, 2007 |
A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant said, Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have "urges". That's why we have the camel." The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about urges", so the camel can stay." About a month later, the Captain starts having his own "urges". Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel. When he's done, he asks the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?", No . not really, sir, They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are." |
| Re: A New Army Captain by kay9(m): 5:47pm On Jul 21, 2008 |
 Sick-o!!!! |
| Re: A New Army Captain by mohawkchic(f): 6:14pm On Jul 21, 2008 |
~LMAO . . Captain Must have been REALLY desperate!! |
| Re: A New Army Captain by lexicon(m): 6:23pm On Jul 21, 2008 |
Crazy sergeant,  |
| Re: A New Army Captain by Abbygyal(f): 6:41pm On Jul 21, 2008 |
lmao |
| Re: A New Army Captain by clemcykul(f): 9:02am On Jul 22, 2008 |
*grins* |
| Re: A New Army Captain by segunpc(m): 9:38am On Jul 22, 2008 |
@ post good one. |
| Re: A New Army Captain by Temivict(f): 10:38am On Jul 22, 2008 |
Nice one |
| Re: A New Army Captain by Labans(m): 12:58am On Oct 22, 2008 |
Thanks Guys! |
| Re: A New Army Captain by BossTtdiamonds(m): 1:03am On Oct 22, 2008 |
Remix. . . . Lol. |
| Re: A New Army Captain by darequam(m): 1:13am On Oct 22, 2008 |
Nice joke pal, keep it up. |
| Re: A New Army Captain by BossTtdiamonds(m): 1:25am On Oct 22, 2008 |
@darequam, shouldn't u be sleepin' . . You old enough. . |
| Re: A New Army Captain by BossTtdiamonds(m): 1:26am On Oct 22, 2008 |
@darequam, shouldn't u be sleepin' . . You old enough. . |
| Re: A New Army Captain by darequam(m): 1:42am On Oct 22, 2008 |
@boss ttnonsense where tha hell are u now and why did u change ur identity. I'm not sleeping and does it keep u from sleeping u r too long to keep latenights |
| Re: A New Army Captain by Labans(m): 1:44am On Oct 22, 2008 |
darequam: @ Darequam, thanks pal! |
| Re: A New Army Captain by BossTtdiamonds(m): 1:50am On Oct 22, 2008 |
@darequam. . . . U're too old to be awake, and I bet if u were told to act ur age, u'll be dead right now And english no be by force. . . . Its boss ttdiamonds not boss ttnonsense. . Courtesy: Tope_teadr Aka B0ss ttdiamonds. . |
| Re: A New Army Captain by darequam(m): 1:54am On Oct 22, 2008 |
Fool i kno u r using diamonds but decided to use nonsense cus all ur life has meant nothing but nonsense. We both kno u will only spell the word diamond but never wil u get near it |
| Re: A New Army Captain by BossTtdiamonds(m): 2:05am On Oct 22, 2008 |
Thanks for tellin' us the story of ur life @darequam. . . |
| Re: A New Army Captain by darequam(m): 2:09am On Oct 22, 2008 |
If that's the meanin u read to it |
| Re: A New Army Captain by BossTtdiamonds(m): 2:15am On Oct 22, 2008 |
Take this ''kiss my { : }'' you nose wiping little whdlp |
| Re: A New Army Captain by darequam(m): 2:19am On Oct 22, 2008 |
Now what's with u dwarf? and why r u acting like a chump? |
| Re: A New Army Captain by darequam(m): 2:19am On Oct 22, 2008 |
Now what's with u dwarf? and why r u acting like a chump? |
| Re: A New Army Captain by BossTtdiamonds(m): 2:33am On Oct 22, 2008 |
Now lets stop this b4 they ban us. . . |
| Re: A New Army Captain by TOYOSI20(f): 5:07am On Oct 22, 2008 |
lol. . . . .i like this |
| Re: A New Army Captain by Nobody: 10:58am On Oct 22, 2008 |
nice one |
| Re: A New Army Captain by clemcykul(f): 4:29pm On Oct 22, 2008 |
lolito |
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