A flight from London to Kano develops faults in Nigerian airspace. Very worried the captain calls the Aminu Kano airport.

"Aminu kano airport this is Captain Smith reporting flight 007" "Do you copy?"

Kano tower: "yes Alhaji kaftin Simiz we kofi"

British Airways: "Flight 007 Reporting technical faults"

Kano tower: "kai haba!"

British Airways: "sorry tower couldnt get that"

Kano tower: "okay philight doublo Seben kan you tune fawa ya injin?"

British Airways: "Negative power in engines dead"

Kano tower: "Walahi?"

British Airways: "Negative didnt copy"

Kano Tower: "Kan u kom down to altitude twenty sousand pit?"

British Airways: "negative tower, wings wont respond"

Kano tower: "kai!"

British Airways: "negative didnt copy that tower"

Kano Tower: "okay za ero- flane will kom down in som tayim due to low injin fawa, ofun yuwa taya at altidute sis sousan pit, turn lep sebenty digri"

British Airways: "Negative, cant activate the landing gear"

Kano tower: 'wayyo!'

British Airways: "awaiting orders"

Kano Towers: "filis repit apfta me"

British Airways: "okay"

Kano Tower: "Our pfaderz whom are in za habenz,