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| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 7:19pm On Dec 24, 2019 |
Abeg all my fans dem please do watch out for my next episode that will be coming soon live on Hd tittled (the beginning and the end of healthserve failed career) i tell una say even healthserve cant really wait for the release baba dey pray make i drop am here sharp sharp. Niggars dem won just laugh small. Its been a while baba olowo don drop episodes here as usual anyways all thanks to centino for getting married this year but the thing is that no one really knows the name of the new crazy bride some said her name is jacinta, while some said her name is betty i heard from a source her name is esther, but the other source i heard from and believed immediately said her name is karashika the great prostitute, see come centino if you like hide the name of your new ugly bride, one day the public will surely know of it, the thing really wonder people that the brides name was not written in the wedding poster all we saw was centino weds his long time lover, if you need more info just go and kill yourself and die! It baffles us when wadewaltz got married we saw in the poster wadewaltz weds oluchi the big eye baby when sokodobo got married we saw sokodobo weds nafisat the sweet baby when youngzubi was about to wed we saw youngzubi weds ann2012 although the marriage crashed before anyone could have been given invitation letters but when healthserve got married we saw healthserve weds evil ghost of the shrine of okija oboy i tell una say nobody gree attend the wedding including his family members and his parents i tell una say everybody run! abeg who get mind to go marry girl make dem don dedicate briefly to okija shrine? Thats why am wondering if the sturbornly proposed marriage is the cause of healthserve behaving this way behaving like someone who is possessed and manipulated from the under world inshort na people like you dem need to circumcise very early in the morning, as you just dey wake up from sleep strong niggars dem go use better rope tire your thin hands join bed, sharp sharp dem go circumcise the fool at once no waisting time hahahahaha no body go even look the madman face as him go dey shout dey bleed recklessly like cow, am sure after this the spell would be cleared from his rinkled eyes baba eye go clear sotey him go even dey sight all this potential rapist dem from afar anyways good luck to your un announced marriage to miss okija 2019 but just note say none of your friends, i repeat none of your friends go ever for one day come your house to even bother to say hello talkless of to come visit you as you squezz face like peacork make dem accuse of stealing roasted yam na your type dey stand ontop person old fence dey smoke like fool with your round yansh like evil T junction baba olowo 1 Like |
| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 8:11am On Dec 25, 2019 |
Good morning to you all, good morning to my fellow crazy debators my name is healthserve the contaminated fool! I am here to support the motion which says that early morning stealing is really good for the body. I start my claim this way, to me early morning stealing is the perfect way to start your day. It makes you feel the vibes quicker and makes you excapes without a scratch when niggars eyes are still heavy with sleep oboy! Me i don take off run it makes the environment to be at alert but still yet dem no go see me catch it enhances the capacity of the thief's thinking making him to to be inspired to steal more thunder fire any body opposing the motion which says early morning stealing is not good for the body i am proud to be a sponsor and a supporter because i constantly partake in it thank you! Hahahaha oboy the next thing make we hear na healthserve is awaiting trial for supporting a debate of early morning stealing dem sue the fool go court for attempted early morning robbery baba go try rub person make dey sell recharge cards for street the thing dey wonder niggars say every morning one mad looking guy make resemble healthserve dey always run excape without been caught the thing pain niggars say wadewaltz follow support the motion indeed yes you are right early morning stealing is really good for the body but na when crowds make full with dry thin vibrant youths pursue you to catch young niggars dem make thin pass broom pursue you then you go know say even though for morning people eye and brain never clear as like afternoon, na that time you go know say no be person make win first leg match for champions league go later go win the second leg take qualify, abeg go ask barca fans against liverpool last season dem go let you know anyways my stand will always be stealing of all forms is bad for your spirituality, be wise so you can live long! Abeg all my fans dem try as much as possible to be on the bright side. Please centino can you enlighten us here the many importance of marriage so people like youngzubi can learn from it, because the way youngzubi take dey change babes this days dey wonder people its better you go and settle down once and for all na you go bang tire, still run by yourself shebi na wetin you like, anyways all appreciation to sokodobo for passing the year on a high note, unlike nwaamaikpe that was caught tresspassing on someones property, i tell una say baba been won go sell the only peice of land chewbacca grandfather forget to sell off nothing chewbacca grandfather no sell for this life sotey baba have to sell off him pikin first christmas cloth use the money go drink palm wine thats why you can see the replica of the same altitude in chewbacca abeg anybody here get any christmas chicken to send to me baba olowo? The thing dey wonder me because my own enjoyments na catfish and snail we go chop today anyways all still be food unlike one of my niggar here make go soak heavy garri and groundnut, lie down for bed dey look their ceiling like who just go eat poison anyways the niggar knows himself am happy there is light here and my ba3 is full when am chanced will compose my next episode and drop here i say once again happy christmas to all my fans! You know We do all this for the fun of it please dont take it personal thank you!  baba olowo 1 Like |
| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 11:36am On Dec 25, 2019 |
(the beginning and the end of healthserve failed career) i don die o! Baba olowo don start again o! Chaii wetin be this? i know pistotita baba will be loving this, i tell una say wetin healthserve don really comit for this life don too much the thing they wonder people as healthserve finish secondary school naso baba start to they learn infastructurer enginering something where be say na only him and him ancestors really know the meaning of infastructural enginering naso baba go meet one rich man make won invest in forex stocks dey tell the man, i am a really good broker and i can help you trade for profits we surprise see one niggar make know healthserve since for 2 years, naso the niggar tell the rich man please sir this guy you are dealing with is a multi confused man. On thursday i saw him selling niggars panties, i once saw him hanging around night clubs as a man striper on another occation i saw him roasting dry corns in the street how come he is now a forex broker? Oboy i tell una say the thing really confuse the rich man Baba just stand dey look healthserve like a confused fellow make no get one particular work dey do healthserve make go help one man buy forex stocks on the year 2015 stocks make worth 10million naira, as at the year 2019 the man stocks no even worth 55,000 naira again the thing they wonder people because crazy healthserve dey constantly sell off the man stocks for him back dey use the money dey buy biscuits and lolipop sweet lick, i tell una say baba do this thing sotey after 4 years the man stocks decrease like where mad person won start up crazy business since that time healthserve don dey on the run because him know say if the man really catch am, i swear him no go get back again, the man go too use all him sharp teeths for life take bite comot all him ugly looking back sotey if you look the fool back na matured man teeths you go see for there the thing also dey wonder niggars say healthserve dey offer online consultation like person make just rape fowl baba dey tell people before you start up a business you need a proper business consultation na this thing him talk sotey the thing confuse wadewaltz naso wadewaltz call healthserve for phone say him won start up cementary abi na mortuary business. Business where be say dem dey bury dead people naso healthserve rush tell the fool say the business is very lucrative and you wont have any competition whatsoever disturbing you. Thats why i still dey tell people am not really sure if wadewaltz really dey normal, the fool no see any other business do na to go open cementary inshort na thunder go fire you and that your stupid consultant for there so as the two of una resemble afghanistan national flag so na little pick pocket thiefs una go later born as una carry neck like imposters na ijebu garri person go use dash the two of una when una go celebrate una crazy birthdays as ugly looking the two of una be still yet una won go venture on one kind ugly looking business called cementary inshort na only people cows,goats,sheeps,fowls,dogs and pigs una go see dey bury for that una cementary no single person dead body una go see bury fools! I tell una say healthserve don consult nonsense tire for people sotey him advice sokodobo to go start up kidnapping business healthserve tell am say am sure your friend centino is doing it why not you venture into it the thing dey really wonder people because around 2013 when bitcoin still never get value, naso healthserve go buy 18 bitcoins then i tell una say 2 weeks later the fool use the money go buy baby pampers online laugh won kill niggars, person make no fit even predict say bitcoin go later become one big thing today nahim go come help us trade as a forex broker? Oboy i tell una say trade with healthserve at your own risk the one make burst my brain pass na when healthserve tell one old woman make she bring all her life savings say him go multiply am times 100 oboy the thing really vex the old woman grandson dem sotey dem find healthserve go him house where him dey stay baba house wey be like where all this abandoned pikin dem dey stay naso dem catch healthserve beat craze comot from the fool head i tell una say baba don really venture on different business sotey now him don turn to bus conductor like cow. On the year 2012 healthserve go do pastor work where be say baba defraud church members carry all their money run no look back, the church name na healthy baby service church worldwide church where be say every 5 minutes na offering time the thing dey wonder people because as at 2013 nahim healthserve just finish secondary school how come baba take open church 2012? I tell una say na all this be healthserve failed career now baba dey tell people say him won marry dangote daughter dangote daughter where be say the fool never set him two big eyes to see live before as you dey lie so like imbecileee na thunder go fire your eye there fool! |
| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 1:05pm On Dec 25, 2019 |
(the beginning and the end of healthserve failed career) part 2 hahahahahaha laugh won kill niggars dem abeg which kind healthserve of a guy be this one self? Are you crazily mad or something? Oboy i tell una say healthserve don really venture into so many things for this life so i tell una say as at march 2016 naso healthserve find work where be say dem dey pay am #8000 naira as a factory manager for bakery Oboy i tell una say na one useless crazy yoruba man bakery nahim the fool dey act as manager. No single day 8 to 16 loafs of breads no go dey loss baba steal the man bread sotey if you come the bakery na only workers make hungry won just kill nahim you go dey see dem chop the man bread sotey all of dem white, no single blood for their body healthserve thief sotey dem no see money buy flour take produce bread again na like so baba take stop work, the fool come dey stay house dey look people make dey go their various works for morning like one confused fellow as your mouth take wide so like envelop make madman won use bad mess kill so na people like you dey always go report rape case where be say actually na you be the rapist as you keep wide belle so like raptured he-goat i no really blame you fool! With that your long hands like alchoholic cow na special centre of crazy mad people dem go later go enrol you as you squezz face like antelop make won go do baptism hahahaha laugh won kill niggars dem i tell una say healthserve been go advice youngzubi to go do ritual take get money youngzubi make been dey manage him life before nahim this animal they advice anyways am happy say youngzubi no even answer the fool ritual easy nahim you never go do am, oboy i tell una say healthserve don do teacher work before where be say everyday the students their mama and papa dey always come the school to come beat the hell out of healthserve, everyday baba go dey flog students craze like people make no get hope for life chaiii healthserve don suffer! Like so one guy call healthserve for phone ask am if him fit travel go togo by plane or by bus which one dey better pass? naso the fool tell the guy say bus is better i tell una say the guy still dey for road over 3 weeks now we no even know if the guy don loss abi him don die for motor accident, as at 2018 when healthserve go do baby sitting for lekki phase 1, if the pikin parents don baff comot go work baba go enter their kitchen go lick all their pots of soup all the woman fish and meats dey always finish quick unlike when healthserve never start the baby sitting work even the baby self dey fear healthserve because of that him ugly face make be like arabian dragon baba face be like where elephant just go shit! The thing really tire people because healthserve hardly shaves. Baba dey keep bears like amputated idiot hahahahaha abeg why you no just go learn one offline trade dey do? Rather than all this your crazy online consultant the thing dey wonder people say healthserve don really sell umbrellas for under bridge before anybody make pass go look the fool hiss waka go front umbrellas make the animal dey sell really ugly like the fool best food yam and oil. I tell una say baba like yam and oil sotey the fool go plant yam for him backyard like shameless mad goat, na thunder go help us circumcise that your big malnurished prick for there so as you keep eye so like replenished crazy pig na your type suppose dey streets dey share people handbills to go start one useless work for ogun state as you keep yansh so like confirm prostitute i no really blame you because am sure you don high if you like go celebrate your new year ontop dangote truck na thunder go still help us fire you ontop there so fool! I tell una say one period of a time healthserve been go apply for germany visa oboy where the fool see himself na for burundi burundi where be say even lagos really better pass the man make interview the fool for the visa process tell people say its better i send this cow to any unknown destination rather than him going to spoil germany for us healthserve make be say don even sell pillow case for roads sotey baba even collect one kidnapper contact, na this kind person go really put person for problem troway face do as if the thing no really consine am. Na thunder go fire you for all the things you don involve people unknowingly. thats why your siblings no regard you as person as you carry dry laps like who just go farm with your in-palatable brains like who dey work for where dem dey repair bicycle. As you keep teeth like plastic chair with that your four corner head like ajangbadi bustop hahahahahaha abeg healthserve try make sure you repent for 2020 or else you go smell goat and camel yansh because am sure you must have been crazy before you ventured here na still that craze still dey worry you. But i dey warn you say the day niggars go catch you then you go by your hand go sample wadewaltz their fowl for house! 1 Like |
| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 3:29am On Dec 26, 2019 |
Hahahahahaha laugh won kill niggars for here so, chaiii people don laugh tire abeg na midnight be this make i no go misbehave o! All this strange niggars dem make just newly know baba olowo d long prick abeg make una laugh here with caution o! before person go comment nonsense like this for here 6mdnhgeyrnbvfddlkuuuuuu i swear na ghana thunder go fire that person yansh for there so anyways i fit still drop more updates here make we still laugh small hahahahaha baba olowo no go kill person o! Facebook niggars really know who baba olowo be chaiii laugh no go kill me here hahahahahaha baba olowo |
| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 12:19am On Jan 08, 2020 |
Who would win the fifa balon d'or 2019 best player of the year? The nominees are wadewaltz, (mad man football club) located close to the shrine in ekiti state nwaamaikpe, (abandoned baboons football club) located near centino their house in agbara ogun state healthserve (useless dry bones shall rise again football club) located where the fool! can easily access and play useless football does he think here na ghana? and will he ever get even 1 single vote? Only time will tell who shall be the winner of this night mundial awards? We will be giving you the updates of votes from international coaches, players, fans and top managers here in nairaland Tonight is the night we all have been really waiting for! For this 3 exceptional players have really given their best to be the all round very best football players of the year 2019 we will be calling on expert analises to help convey the total votes of each individual player so we can announce here the winner of this greatfull award tonight. thank you all to players that have made it this far, but could not secure the final 3rd sir honourable okoroemeka, pistotita the un-announced wide mouth niggar (although he still got me on my dick balls) youngzubi the little frog toddler centino the boucing baby rapist, sokodobo the big brother criminal, chewbacca the sex starved idiot! ebubs the evil eyed monster, devilmaycry the cry cry angry bush baby, alpha2k the man who wants to sell off all his father's land and belongings in ogun state ( na only thunder go help us fire you specially there so) rude fool the only guy i am yet to trust ( i swear this guy na wadewaltz family relation be this) etc we are hereby proud to say thank you for the year 2019, we anticipate to see you again next year please coming up next will be the winner of this year fifa balon d'or best player of the year 2019, brought to you live by (thunder fire your prickkk there fool!) Our proud sponsor of the uefa champions league played every year only in ogun state thanks from your host baba olowo d long prick! See you soon on our next phase of who will be announced the winner! Happy new year 2020 to all my fans and well wishers, you know we do all this for the fun Thanks |
| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 12:57am On Jan 08, 2020 |
Yea welcome back from the brief break of the fifa balon d'or best player of the year 2019, brought to you live by (i say thunder fire your prickkk there for you fool!) the proud sponsors of the uefa champions league that is played only in ogun state as we are all seated here for the reviews and analises we hereby call on seun to come help us anlise this 3 great players you know if we call on pistotita the wide mouth niggar, make una just know say na till next week thursday all of us go reach house as we all know him as a crazy talkactive, lets put our hands together as we welcome seun the mis-placed chief on the stage! Oboy see as everybody stand up dey clap as baba run climb stage dey smile like who just win election for zamfara state ok ok ok! Naso seun shout as you can see we are here tonight to see who will truelly win this year award of the best player on the planet 2019, all hands and fingers crossed, but first let me make a quick review on all this players first i will start from wadewaltz, goaldotcom straight fact analises wadewaltz is a midfielder who currently plays for mad man football club, a star that cant be reckoned with, an undeniable character that can never be filled. Although he has had is bright days and also his bad days, gone are the days wadewaltz is still wadewack! He is now a full grown man as a wack slogish midfielder, i wonder why his name did appear here in the list maybe he should win this award and go shove it in his brother's big ass anyways this is wadewaltz statistics of the year 2019 he played 69 matches scored 6 goals was given 9 red cards scored 12 own goals he was fouled only 2 times but he fouled almost everyone on the pitch 83 times in just one year, his dribbles are in-perfect, his controls of the ball is zero over hundred, his heading tactics is off key, only what he is good at is taking the ball backwards instead of him pushing an attack, his delay tactics is top notch, his fighting skills in the pitch is 100% his un-professionalism is 800% and finally his staff room sex saga with his team mates wife is 90% so statistically we the organisers of this award will give him a pass to be crowned this year fifa best player award all hail to wadewaltz the crump failed stupid footballer! Oboy i tell una say the whole crowd stand up dey give wadewaltz standing ovation indeed its not really easy to be a recognized rapist and still roam the streets of lagos naso seun shout again, my next player review is nwaamaikpe, to be continued |
| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 1:30am On Jan 08, 2020 |
Naso seun continue, nwaamaikpe! nwaamaikpe! nwaamaikpe! How many times did i call you? Am kind of surprise to see this kind player of this caliber in this list tonight nwaamaikpe plays for abandoned baboons football club but curently on loan to one eye sunday football club, he played 67 matches scored only 2 goals due to his lack of concentration because he is always found speaking big grammers confusing people and argueing with the referee like say he is the one paying him salary idiot! He has been flagged offside 91 times, he scored 205 goals in which VAR disallowed (i swear ur village people dey really follow you abeg go do deliverance) total attempt on goal in 2019 is 515, off target shots is 448 he dribbles and fouls his opponents at the same time, he reached 4 finals in 2019 and won nothing, he won absolutely nothing! his blaming games on his team mates is 85%, his penalty taking this year is 1% which contributed in his 2 scrumbled useless goals, he once slapped a referee and was sent off by mass beatings, in april 2019 he was given a torn captain handband to represent his failed career as a player. He once donated only bones of fish to one charity organisation and they labelled him a scammer and a useless player, his heading tactics is only to score own goals in his own net. He was once caught raping a female fan outside the stadium at night. Please lets clap for nwaamaikpe that made it this year as one of our special footballer of the year 2019 oboy see as everybody standup they clap for nwaamaikpe baba indeed you are a hero and needs to be emulated by fans na thunder go fire your one eye there fool! See as people dey clap for nwaamaikpe, Naso seun shout again, my next player reveiw will be on healthserve the new found footballer, i tell una say naso people start to dey gossip for back say, since wadewaltz and nwaamaikpe player reviews na complete nonsense and rubbish, we are very sure healthserve will win this award with ease, its obviouse he will be crowned 2019 best player of the year to be continued |
| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 2:12am On Jan 08, 2020 |
Naso seun continue again, healthserve is indeed the only player here to be emulated, as his free kick takings is top notch, as we all know the incident whereby he shot the ball wide over the bar and it struck an old man on the chest who peacefully from there did kick bucket and died due to this fool incompetence as a useless football player, now here are the full reveiw of healthserve football analises on the year 2019, he played 68 matches scored 0 goal, (i mean he scored nothing) he once created an assist that made his team mate to score an own goal, he once tackled a referee that was seriously and was fairly officiating their match ( although the referee only suffered a cardiac arrest and was rushed off the pitch in disgrace) his dressing and fashion sense in the pitch is 2% (he always dresses like a jack ass, he once fogot to wear one leg of his boot to the pitch one time) his speed his 100% but all he uses it for is only to run around and chase the ball like a failed he-goat, anytime he is been given the ball to use his full speed to run down defenders, what he does is to trow the ball away and what he says is that its better off been a strong fast marker of the ball than to be a star ( i swear you go mark ball tire sotey life go tire you idiot) his corner kick taking is low class, because once he crosses the ball the only place you will find it is in the other end of the second corner flag(what incompetense fool is this?) he once dribled his way to the box 18 only to find his shot been deflected by the referee (chaii village people no just won leave this guy alone) healthserve has the most foul of the year (2,258 fouls commited) i dont really know if some of all this referees are his brothers? Why cant dey dash this fool red cards each time he did foul someone, he once complained of stomach upset in a match his team needed him the most, he broke a player leg and was not even shown any card (he broke chewbacca both legs in the semi final first leg of the champions league) he was once catapulted with a stone in the eye by one angry fan who hated him the most in the pitch, statistically we can have to say healthserve achieved nothing on the year 2019, but we are suprised to see him make this list of the most finest decorated footballers to win this award, lets give it up for healthserve and his prickly failed skills been a footballer, oboy i tell una say everybody standup they clap for healthserve for making it to the top 3 best players in 2019 unlike alpha2k make no serious with him football career na only to they sell off him papa land and to dey do useless pepper projects nahim the fool sabi, hahahahahaha abeg all for the fun o! Alpha2k baba! Naso seun continue, please audience, next we will be calling out the winner of this grand award tonight, to represent us as the truelly best of the best 2019, to be continued |
| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 1:54pm On Jan 08, 2020 |
Hello viewers, we are here live on who will be crowned the fifa balon d'or best player of the year 2019, although we did had some tactical issues been debated and argued about on the back stage, whereby pistotita is complaining the list has been tampered and has been manipulated, he says his name has ought to be in that list due to his consistence scoring of own goals and bitting of wicked and harsh referees and opponents backs, he claims he has been top notch in the field and needs to be recognised as simply the best of the best, although we the organisers told him to go tell all that to his grand mum in the village. So you mean we have been biased enough not to have included you to the list of the final 3rd, (what an insult) anyways lets give it up for youngzubi the young frog todler, always been afraid of his opponents and has never for once steped his feets inside the field due to fear of been bumbazled, officially we are yet to see a single match youngzubi participated on the year 2019, so that means he is of no match to our final 3, although pistotita claims youngzubi is still a fine youngstar that still needs more time and some grooming, (but abeg na when youngzubi reaches 45 years na that time him go come dey hot like fire? ) but before then most of his mates must have already been retired, as for chewbacca who was found always standing close to the goal keeper everytime even when play was going on, baba go still serious die stand near their keeper, sotey the goal keeper will tell him, see come chewbacca abasimbo, as you do eye so like sex starved idiot, you better carry that your dry laps enter midfield go follow them your mates hussle so we fit see this match win, as you carry dry back like cattle imbecileee, na your type dey arrange go grind pepper for far away land instead of make you grind am for the woman make dey closer to your house, as you do eye so like plastic cow hahahahahaha laugh won kill fans dem make dey back of the post, sotey the fans dem tell chewbacca, see come you this pussy juice of a guy make dey fear like crippled lamb so, so na near goal keeper you see to dey play your own ball abi? As you bend neck so like small cat make no get mama and papa so, you better carry that your two left legs relocate go upfield you this mad guy of a person, hahahahaha laugh won kill people, chaiii wetin be this? naso seun continue, as far we the organisers are consined, our final 3 are the top notch players of the year 2019, at least they played more matches and made more impacts compared to the rest, so am sorry because we could have anounced the winner since last night, but one crazy loophole mouth of a guy called pistotita disrupted our program and made us to clear ourselves from his evil falsehood and accusations, now we are here with the bang and have concluded who will be crowned the best player of the year 2019, naso seun shout, and the winner is! To be continued |
| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 5:06pm On Jan 08, 2020 |
Naso seun continue, and the winner is! Before baba go talk again, naso one short dwarf guy of a fan shout, please give the award to devilmaycry! He has been the very best as far i can be able to remember, he dribbles well with the ball and manages to score goals unlike others, am very much sure this list has been manipulated just as pistotita had claimed, oboy i tell una say the thing really pain seun die, baba won cry, which kind mad dwarf fan be this one self? See as the guy short like ann2012 their new pot make dem just buy, whats all this confusions and setbacks for? Naso seun tell them make dem show devilmaycry full 2019 player review video highlights just to clear the air, so people no go say this award na indeed ojoro, oboy the thing they surprise people wetin their eyes they see as them dey show devilmaycry highlights of the year 2019, the first thing make dem show na the way ebubs of kidnappers football club take dribble devilmaycry comot for road go score one of the best goals in football history. A whole ebubs make no fit even make him team second eleven nahim dey use this crazy devilmaycry dey shine so, naso dem show again when devilmaycry coach stretch hand give baba waka there, na thunder go help me fire that your big prickkk for you there so idiot! Hahahahahaha laugh won kill people chaii wetin be this? I swear we never see a whole footballer for our lives make really confuse reach this devilmaycry of a guy. Baba never for once contributed any meaningfull attack to him team, all he does is just to give his team mates wrong wrong useless passes, baba pass be like shot, thats why his team mates dey hardly see the ball control which kind devilish player be this one self? And am sure say this guy na by bribe him use take enter the team not by his hard work and talent the guy na really big mistake to people make dey play with am, the thing dey surprise people wetin dem dey really watch about devilmaycry his non-challant attitude is really stagering, combining with his slugishness and stinginess in the pitch i tell una say the whole highlight finish baba no really give him team mate even one successfull pass or through pass, all of them na for the fool to dey baloon the ball to his own goal post, are you sure this guy is even normal at all? Maybe he must have been crazy before he turned a proffesional footballer? I tell una say devilmaycry once supported his opponents when they where shouting to the referee for a penalty kick he denied them, devilmaycry disturb the referee sotey he had no choice than to give in to their request, abeg how person go carry himself go tell referee say, indeed that ball is 1000% handball in my own box 18, that my defender purposely stretched out his hands and blocked the ball with it. hahahahahaha chaiii wetin be this? I swear since that day devilmaycry coach just simply hate am die, baba tell the coach say if we really want to win games lets win it with good performances and not cheat on others, they indeed deserved that penalty, chaiii abeg for this whole life who fit ever talk like this fool abeg? The last one make dem show may make seun vex off the highlight, na when devilmaycry help him opponents dem defend the ball out of the goal line, one of devilmaycry team player make manage dribble 3 defenders comot catch keeper one on one, naso the guy just height the keeper as him dey rush come outside ( just like all those messi small chipping him dey use score those sweet goals) can you believe as the ball they almost cross the goal line, this fool devilmaycry pursue the ball with speed come slide with him whole life just to clear the ball away to the corner side, oboy that day was really shocking to all the whole football fans worldwide, abeg which kind animal be this one abeg? The thing make seun vex sotey baba run go off the highlight shout, thats really enough for you guys to see about this in-conclusive fool! So lets go back to the main business and the winner is! To be continued |
| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 4:31pm On Jan 11, 2020 |
Quick update, who wants to win #500 free airtime from baba olowo stories? Answer this question correctly and win #500 instant recharge to your phone as my own way of saying happy new year! all networks but i prefer mtn lines, do tell me who will win this my story 2019 ballon d'or best player of the year award? This are the nominees, 1). Wadewaltz 2). Nwaamaikpe 3). Healthserve to predict do state the winner name here and probably your phone number, chaiii is this how i go take dash person 500 naira just like that? It is well see come healthserve and co you are not allowed to vote here please, as you do eye so like one confused centino concubine, na your type they use speed pick race go announce to people say the king is dead! Oh my gosh the king is dead! Like say the king death na really your business fool! you better mind yourself there! baba olowo |
| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 7:12pm On Jan 20, 2020 |
Hahahahahaha chaiii wetin be this? Oboy i tell una say one mad nigga make dem dey call pistotita like cow, naso baba wear all this wide shirts like kidnapper, i tell una say the shirt really wide pass youngzubi their bedsheets make dem dey use sleep for house, even all those yoruba agbada dem no reach for the wideness of the shirt the fool wear, naso pistotita wear the shirt bounce come outside won go see one of him fellow crazy goat of a friend, the idiot make pistotita won go see carry ugly face like madmen their househelp, baba name na chewbacca, chewbacca make hidden demons dem won plan to rape, so the fool fit die from there go next world. To tell una say the raping no go get part two i tell una say pistotita with him wide shirt just dey cause confusion for road, sotey no bike man won gree carry the fool go where him won go, dem dey fear say this one wey crazy pistotita wear wide shirt like centino their former school teacher so, abeg make the thing no really be say pistotita won go kidnapp person only small pikin, nahim make am wear this kind strange shirt so. As the shirt wide like dem wadewaltz their senior brother best cloth, hahahahaha chaii wetin be this? the thing fit dey wonder niggas say na healthserve nahim help the fool sew this kind useless shirt so, healthserve make go do bricklayer and mechanic work finish no achieve anything, naso baba run say him won start to dey do tailor work. Abeg na for tailor work the fool go come succeed as a man? With all this nonsense cloths him dey really sew give people for here so. I tell una say centino wedding suit make no too fine na this healthserve of a guy nahim sew am, the suit be like all those arabian dragons their crazy sex party and random sex, sotey the suit be like where niggas dem dey go collect quickie short time sex for grades hahahahahahahaha i don die o! Kikikikikikiki my belle o! baba olowo |
| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 11:10pm On Jan 20, 2020 |
Baba olowo no go kill person o! I dedicate all this to my fans dem, the niggas dem make really know me as baba olowo dey know my future is bright as the star all hail to the king of the heavens and the earth, for he is called jehovah!!! He made me to see this day i adore you o lord! Take all the praise father Its been a long road but we are here now baba olowo |
| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 8:05pm On Feb 20, 2020 |
chaiii wetin be this again o! Oboy i tell una say one niggar make dem dey call ogbongenet like say na hungry peacork him be, i tell una say baba rush comeout side with short nicker dey head go one restuarant make dem dey sell expired drinks for people, oboy i una say ogbogenet dey vex dey tell people, baba olowo it looks like you are indeed amazingly stupid, and your non challant atitude is estreemly stagering. How can you with your clear eyes keep us waiting for who will win 2019 best player of the year award? If am not mistaken you must indeed be enormously crazy to have kept us waiting for this long! Oboy i tell una say the thing surprise ogbongenet as one of my fan follow sidon there they listen to wetin the fool dey talk, naso my fan tell am, see come ogbongenet, it looks like you are fully drunk or something! This one you dey use anger and vex dey address critical situation like say you are been paid, you better mind yourself there cow, because am sure you don really craze before, hahahahaha laugh won kill people i tell una say the next thing make surprise people na the way ogbongenet take bring out him phone take call me baba olowo, i tell una say till today i still dey wonder how this crazy ogbongenet take get my number? Indeed am kind of suspecting that stock fish neck of a guy called healthserve, nahim fit carry my number give this anonymous crazy ram , hahahahaha chaiii wetin be this? Oboy i tell una say na like so my phone take ring with strenght and anger, whoop! whoop! Oboy nobody tell me to pick the call sharp sharp! I tell una say the next thing i hear for the phone na, see come baba olowo, i am sorry to have called you this late because i could have called you earlier on you this un-organized idiot! I have waited this long to tell you my mind, that you are inconclusively stupid! And your non-challant atitude is indeed amazing to we all! In summary i meant to say you are encouragely mad and un-culturedly sick! That is why i keep telling people that you are always as useless as a rampant he-goat! Take care bye! Oboy i tell una say na like so the idiot take cut call hang up the phone chaiii wetin be this? I tell una say almost 30 minutes my brain no fit think anything. The thing do me like say na dream i dey dream so wetin really happen here so? And abeg who be this guy make just call me now? I tell una say for 2 hours straight my mouth no just fit move, i just stand straight dey look outside like mumu! The thing really tire me! Ahhh wetin be this? Naso i call the number back, i tell una say baba no gree pick i try the unknown number for like 82 times baba still yet no gree pick, chaiii wetin be this? Naxo i vex send the fool text message, see come you this anonymous idiot so, i dey very sure say na your grandfather you dey talk to so, abeg wetin really consine me with balon'dor 2019 award abeg? No be seun make get nairaland you need to go ask? No be him organise the award? And you know say anything seun organise him no dey ever gree finish am, the next thing make you go hear na, breaking news, please bear with us that our brand sponsorer and financer has absconded or should i say has ran away with the said sum of #25 million naira to be shared and given to the winners of this event, please bear with us! How come the award ceremony make no complete come take be my fault? Inshort na amadioha walking stick nahim your best freinds go really dash you for your next birth day, i dey very sure say you don mad when you small as pikin before, and na fake prophet make dem dey call chewbacca nahim partially heal you, anyways na your siblings i blame for buying new phone for you because i know say you never mature enough to dey use phone idiot! As you keep wide belle so like heavily impregnated drunkard! Na your type blind people dey avoid to go beg because dem know say even the #180 naira make dey their purse go loss when dem beg you finish, and the worst part be say you no go ever fit give them shi shi for this life! As you keep eye so like bouncing baby boy make dey suffer from partial stroke, bouncing baby boy make never even see as life dey be, nahim don dey suffer partial stroke so! Inshort na your type suppose to dey work for where dem dey repair bicycle, as you keep back so like malnurished evil cancaworm hahahahahaha laugh won kill people oboy i tell una say na people make sidon close to ogbongenet na dem really read the message out, laugh won kill people make follow the fool sidon for the same table, sotey the whole bar turn to where madmen dem dey stay, oboy see laugh to the highest order! Naso people start to dey ask ogbongenet, abeg wetin you and baba olowo really get make make you call am for phone take disgrace yourself? Oboy i tell una say before person make ask ogbongenet the question go talk finish, i tell una say the guy see almost 26 of him teeths for ground gbosa! Oboy everywhere scatter! See run Hahahaha |
| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 8:32pm On Feb 20, 2020 |
Abeg make una help me hold ogbongenet o! The way that guy go take chop strange beating from ogbongenet go really tire people, i tell una say sotey the thing go bad reach una go see the latest news of the beatings for ogbongenet 30k per week pepper thread here for nairaland, 30k per week where be say na wetin healthserve best friend make dem dey call rude fool dey use play every single day! But the thing be say nobody really get the mind to go ask the fool abeg how you take they earn this much everyday abeg? I tell una say the way rude fool go take reply you go really surprsie them your ancestors make don die since for grave, the thing go shock dem sotey you go see signs and wonders for your dreams, the thing go really wonder you as your dead ancestors dem go dey smoke arizona dey compensate you join, dem go tell you please my son do take heart and deeply bear with us! That guy is only keeping to why he is been called rude fool, he can never and will never encourage anyone in this life no matter what, so please forget him and move on i swear life go really tire you as you go mistankenly ask rude fool the source of his daily income, i tell una say rude fool baba ready bite off all your back all in the name of defending his daily income, rude fool enjoys seeing people suffer but na thunder go later help us fire the fool, indeed its been a long road but we are here now! baba olowo |
| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 9:29pm On Feb 20, 2020 |
Abeg all my fans dem, my next episode will be tittled (ogbongenet forced marriage with ann2012) we go laugh tire i swear, baba olowo mouth no just good! Una go see the due and the done, the inner chambers and the oracles of men, the planned committee of rapist funded and sponsored by youngzubi, the non challant stealings of sokodobo, the anonymous lifestyle of chewbacca and the comparison and evil plans of mr okoroemeka, healthserve and wadewaltz are free from this one, we need new characters to be added in this story, the great day is coming! How ogbongenet secretly kidnapped ann2012 to be his wife! The deal was done on how he forcedfully kidnapped and married her by force, the viewers are ready to read and watch as this evil of 2020 became clear to their eyes as a movie in the underworld that states, do you want to have a date with the devil? Indeed this will be turned to, do you want to have a date with ogbongenet and his antics of evil friends advicing him to grab the bull by the horn, how youngzubi miraculously lost his one time lover ann2012, but now youngzubi has resulted and concluded in his heart to go beyound the imagined and rape her for himself, how pistotita little pretty sister has turned to a war monger between men of this era, chewbacca raped her and this little youngzubi is planning also too, the facts! The genesis! The aroma! The cursed! The drama! The hidden truths! And how the charismar will be unfolded in baba olowo next latest episode is ogbongenet happy seeing the love of his life go away to a little rat called youngzubi? Will expired pistotita see how his little princess of a sister go to waist among men who are greedy just to have her at all cost? Will wadewaltz come here to shed tears after reading this story? On how he mixed his only chance of having this most beautiful damsel as a wife? Will chewbacca retreat in coming back from getting back his once loved but mistenkenly raped bride? Will you all my viewers read every single words of the episode with great care and with fear? Will you enjoy seeing as youngzubi really manned up to fight against the evil ogbongenet? Will there be a world war 3? Will nairaland appreciate the love and the well beign of ann2012? Does she look like she has a say on this after her uncles have sold her to love eagerly mongers, the rapist the malnurished fights between warlords, the pistotita stern warnings to stay off from his precious sister will not really last on this one, and indeed the forced marriage of ann2012 to all this evil short dwarf marlians, only time will tell as we engage on e-wars, as the movie unfolds its stretchmark backs of wadewaltz, as the scene is been set for healthserve to be anonymously and bruttaly raped heading home at night, as the events cracks up will anyone accuse baba olowo of misinterpretations? Will you sit down on your keyboards and imagine ann2012 cry for help, rapist and snatchers are everywhere! Even some people here are involved in this forced marriage, they come here to read with no name all you see are guest, they clinge the irony of this woman and made life unbearable for her, they really want her to give in to ogbongenets and his crazy antics will their quest ever be fullfiled? That is to say any time you see this wide looking throats of a guest in your threads, you better pick race and run for your dear life if you are a female, indeed all this you will see and pounder on in my next movie premier, baba olowo is really here to stay, una go laugh tire for my next episode tittled the forced marriage of ann2012, the girl i onced admired here is all gone to the unknown to a place i will see her no more! Please viewers discretion is advised, suitable for only 18+ of age, please healthserve this is not suitable for you to see and read since you are just turning 17 years this month hahahahahaha we go laugh tire! But wait come o! Baba olowo is now a good englishman i now add english words here in my stories so to crack it up a bit, will my new found grammer really stay for good? Will this movie premier become a world hit? Will anyone help me find the once love of youngzubi, how can 3 men wants just only one girl, ogbongenet youngzubi chewbacca all caught up in the same net inshort lets be truthfull here you can also add me baba olowo to that list also, i need that girl for myself, wadewaltz needs her and so is hungry looking pavore9, hmmm are you sure the guy called jasper7 does not really need her the most? Only time will tell! All details will be documented here and be released, as fans await the next movie premier of who will be the secret snatcher of ann2012, the girl i once loved! Please do pray for me to the lord our God! (Speciall notice) Abeg if you are reading this, please try read it with the tones and sounds of evil nigerian films premier so you can understand this clearer the bass and the sounds are all set thanks, Baba olowo |
| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 10:14pm On Feb 20, 2020 |
Abeg to the supermods dem! This is to enlighten you on my plee here baba olowo stories are not meant to create e-wars or manipulate hatred to anyone, for all i do here is for the fun! From the beginning of time i have always stated here that i do all this for the fun of it i mention names of different random people just to catch up the glimps and the drama please no one should put baba olowo in mind or be grieved in anyway, healthserve wadewaltz you guys should pardon baba olowo for all this! We run this for the fun please i meant no harm, as for ogbongenet you know i really do love that your 30k twice per week pepper farm thread, that automatically means am one of your greatest fans, centino baba, hmmm my old time friend i greet you, you know the yabs are all for the fun and no harms attached youngzubi baba, na my niggar you be o! No take harm or be in grieved, for all this are pure jokes! Pavore9, hmm abeg no vex as a mod o! Hungry looking pavore9 got me laughing out my dick balls, laugh won kill me here so hahahahaha abeg na craze dey disturb me its not my fault o! Mr okoroemeka the man i respect! Abeg all na to make this movie premier to be a little bit interesting o! The reason why i write all this things na to show everyone i dont have any grieve or anger with anyone whatsoever, wadewaltz na my niggar and so is healthserve, although we are yet to even see or speak, i only knew them here in nairaland, abeg make una ready as my story go soon land o! Baba olowo is really here to stay take care guys and bye! Do watchout! Baba olowo |
| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by Ann2012(f): 10:21pm On Feb 20, 2020 |
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| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 10:39pm On Feb 20, 2020 |
Ann2012: abeg my sweet sister ann2012, please take it easy and cool with me here, na story to entertain all of us be this o! The name mentions is just to make it a little bit lively as niggars will be catching some one or two laughs here abeg no reason am, but in other words am really trying to express what niggars have in mind, expecially that evil falsehood of a guy called chewbacca na baba mind i dey really explain for this story so baba is indeed very much in love with you, forget say him dey really answer chewbacca like craze person so, but the fact still remain say baba is really dying in his inner minds the thing dey really wonder niggars how person go dey answer chewbacca like person make excape sex slavery hahahahahaha abeg na for the jokes o my sweeet baby! Be calm! be calm! baba olowo |
| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by Youngzubi(m): 10:53am On Feb 21, 2020 |
okafor200: This guy needs brain sanitizer, you kept on mentioning me every time. What have I done to receive such punishment. Baba abeg na |
| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 12:11pm On Feb 22, 2020 |
Oboy wetin be this? Hmm, Looks like some people no like make i dey mention their names for here so, anyways i don hear you guy, and for the brain sanitizer, abeg go shove am for dem your village people their yansh, inshort brain sanitizer fire your prick there! This my tori now go face new turn, hmm, i need to change this tori and mix am up be that or better still i no go write am again self, the way i dey see am na to find another story to update here be that. Things i don learn nowadays na to dey respect people privacy, if dem no want, no need for you to cause alarm or anything, but na to just free them and stay on your own as for my next episode, i never still know the name to give as the tittle, hmm anyways it is well baba olowo |
| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 7:12pm On Mar 03, 2020 |
Baba olowo don show face here again, indeed its been a while, i hope to update a new episode here very soon, abeg make we keep the hopes alive. Oboy i tell una say one niggar make dem dey call crazy barkyard man as the guy keep face so like all this police men their useless walkie talkie phone. the thing dey really wonder niggars say baba dey offer free course for people make won learn different trades of all kinds. Chaii Naso one guy make dem dey call indian black rapist go meet crazy barkyard man tell am say him won learn brand new raping skills to implement for his next few adventure in the world of raping. I tell una say wetin happen next una no go believe. The next thing make we see na indian black rapist dey pick heavy race dey run from afar with only him boxers and one long shirt baba don really forget him trouser! Abeg is this rape all gone wrong? Abi na early morning ijebu garri this indian black rapist chop may make am dey run crazily like this? Only time will tell baba olowo |
| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 1:03am On Mar 07, 2020 |
Baba olowo don kill us o! Chaiii wetin be this? Kiss me one more night! By rosemary33, oboy i tell una say naso we head go one useless stingy bros birthday, the thing surprise us say na devilmaycry brother nahim be the stupid celebrant, oboy na small thing for make everybody make come use better vex dey go house. The birthday dry sotey people make dey pass na dem dey pity us buy people make come the birthday drinks. The thing dry sotey me baba olowo dey outside dey argue online with my keyboard. Naso we surprise dem call out one ugly looking niggar make him come sing music to entertain fans dem. Baba name na d black, i tell una say the guy black sotey if you even see kettle you fit by mistake say kettle white pass the guy. Indeed the guy dry like toothpick sotey dem youngzubi and sokodobo dey advice the guy to start with love songs. Laugh won kill people bacause na healthserve be the guy music teacher, a whole healthserve make no fit even sing ABC TO Z nahim won teach person how to be a good musician the next thing make we hear na, baby please kiss me one more night! I say baby please kiss me one more night! Please my baby kiss me one more night! Hahahahaha the thing surprise people because no single person shake body dance. The love song really dry like the guy long surname. Okoroemekaokafor, hahahahahaha laugh won kill people inshort okafor's law shall surely caught up with you! As you dey use this your bad voice dey spoil our ear so, na thunder go help us fire the inner holes of ur bumbum there idiot! I tell una say the thing really surprise rosemary33 make compose the song abi na love poem self, sotey rosemary33 have to call for musical backups, if not na small thing just remain fans dem for gather d black beat craze, dem go rough handle am sotey life of music go tire am. Baba go hang boot straight! Long story short! Abeg if you be one of baba olowo lovely sweet fans dem please indicate your hands up. Me Baba olowo has 2 options, one is to call it quit, i no do again o! I will end this and close this thread or de activate this account for good, abeg literature no dey pay at all, i have indeed made many people to laugh and have fun, but am not feeling appreciated, they all laugh and still come back for more, hmm my second option is to start at once my baba olowo much awaited season 2, you go laugh tire, i just know say na this second uption everybody here go choose for me, anyways it is well, but am really considering deactivating this my okafor200 account for good to stay offline once and for all, i will indeed miss my niggars dem, healthserve, wadewaltz centino sokodobo rude fool half kilo danny el all this na niggars me baba olowo dey like yab die, the only thing that still keeps me here is this, everytime i come online here to read and laugh out my bored day, i dey always see say people dey come here to view my thread. Na that thing just tire me, if not i could have deleted my self. oboy no be only people sabi come hear secretly to come read and laugh o! Even me baba olowo dey come here most times to come laugh small abeg indeed i don really craze from small i cant really kill myself o! All this my stories and jokes na inspirition to people on a daily basis, i know say many people go don bookmark and save this my thread with agressive force, so dem no go ever for this life miss any of my nonsense updates hahahahahaha the thing self dey wonder me say person daddy self dey follow my thread, chaiii a whole person daddy dey follow read baba olowo crazy episodes dem. The thing really fear people say healthserve and him daddy dey drag one phone make dem go use come read baba olowo stories, people dey really wonder say na only one phone dey dem healthserve house. Hahahahaha sotey all of dem gat share the phone agressively, chaii baba olowo na worldwide be that o! You this guy make dem dey call youngzubi like compouded idiot so! Na your type dey strangle alive marmaid dey rape for national live Tv, the thing dey wonder people say scientist dem finnaly catch one weak sick marmaid, naso everybody surprise dey see youngzubi make carry head like egg roll madman chop remain grab the marmaid tight for waist dey bang for national Tv live the thing funny sotey dem have to cut the channell offline to clerify the situation on ground, because it seems baba dey sex starved or something! Till today we still dey wait for the full documentary of the marmaid video dem been won show us, the thing vex me sotey i have to go online go search for am, wetin i been see for there na, unable to play video because there have been a breach/rape of our beloved client by a sturbornly proposed beans head of a guy! Oboy nobody tell me make i forget the video, naira marley (puta) nahim i dey listen to by this late night indeed i don really craze before how person future daddy go dey listen to naira marley song at the middle of the night? Hahaha baba olowo |
| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 1:49pm On Mar 07, 2020 |
Happy weekends to my niggars dem baba olowo |
| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 1:47pm On Mar 10, 2020 |
Fear God and give him praise, indeed all should hail and worship the lord most high, till date humans and science are yet to find out all the creatures the lord God has made. That is to tell you there is a supreme powerfull invincible spirit called the elohim, . I pity all this unbelievers and nay sayers. For it is better i believe there is a God and die to see there is indeed no God. Than for me not to believe there is a God and die to see there is truelly indeed a God in heaven, then who will i blame for this my great mistake? and the worst part is that i will never be given a second life or chance to repent and believe that there is really a God indeed. This is a serious warning to all athest. Please Worship God and give him praise! baba olowo |
| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 3:34pm On Mar 10, 2020 |
Countdown to baba olowo next story episode tittled ( the day i almost got raped ) or should i say it is tittled the day i almost got gang banged, abeg this story series na for my fans dem, its been a while i droped something here thats why, anyways the day i almost got raped is a story of a certain girl named rosemary, she is a shy type, and she always seems to look pleasant in the eyes of her potential hoping rapist. She always avoid bad friends to the minimum, but how come did she encounter or get in the way of all this free way rapist? Only time will tell as we unfold the hidden truths, did they succeeded with their plans of gang banging her? All this you will know in my next story episode of baba olowo d long prick. Niggars are warming up for this! But abeg try and read with caution, because you can learn a new thing or two to implement in your life baba olowo is indeed really here to stay, to all my fans dem, i really wish you guys well keep the hope alive Baba olowo |
| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 7:13am On Apr 21, 2020 |
Baba olowo don craze! sotey covid-19 don turn many homes to isolation centers. I tell una say na for dem wadewaltz new house nahim crazy buhari convert take do isolation center dey treat people. The thing surprise us say most of the people make dem dey treat really dey suffer from partial strokes. Sotey dem do mistake declare say wadewaltz uncle appear positive to the virus. Oboy i tell una say since then na for outside baba dey sleep till now no be joke abeg if you see signs say you get the virus, just carry yourself dey head go dem wadewaltz their house. Na for there you go truelly see the cure by the time wadewaltz and him brothers dem go gang rape and rob you off your belongings, na that time you go remember say truelly police is ur friend. Oboy i tell una say one niggar make dem dey call help the poor like cow, naso baba bounce dey head go dem wadewaltz house for the cure, as baba reach there the thing do am like film say people dey inside they shout, naso baba near the door knock, abeg make una help the poor o! All i need is just the cure! Please and please i beg you all to help the poor! Oboy I tell una say na one of wadewaltz crazy junior brother nahim peep from the door reply the fool. See come you this niggar make dem they call help the poor so like craze person! Na your type dey arrange wear baby pampers go swim for inside centino their new well make dem just dig new. New Well make them dey manage so dem fit see clean water to use drink or use take baff nahim you this fool enter go dey swim like coward! As you keep waist like drunkard make hungry won kill so i no really blame you since you dey very stupid enough to come here dey think say you go find the cure for here, as you carry long hands like crab so. Hahahahaha laugh won kill one guy make dey waka pass like fool, chaii wetin be this? I tell una say before we know help the poor answer the idiot, see come you this wadewaltz junior brother make resemble he-goat make just go test the sweetness of sex and banging for the first time so! Na your type dey twerk like baboon for where men's dem serious dey discuss how dem go take find the cure of this corona virus, as you carry that your brown eye dey peep from this door hole like person make dey suffer from epilepsy! Na your type dey swingle people babe dey rape by force. Hahahahaha laugh won kill people i tell una say people make dey inside na dem laugh pass chaiii abeg wetin be this? Oboy we surprise hear chewbacca voice from the inside, naso chewbacca shout see come wadewaltz and all this your useless family relatives so! As all of una carry big and wide yansh dem like fake doctors abeg make una do fast fast give me the cure of this virus abeg make i dey go house, as all of una here keep waist like short quickie sex. Hahahahaha laugh won kill everybody wetin happen next we no believe, the next thing make we see na the way wadewaltz and all him stingy selfmade brothers jack chewbacca up like craze person, naso dem open the front door make help the poor stand there they knock like one confused he-goat, before we know naso dem use chewbacca make dem carry by force by fire use baba take stone help the poor and him bad mouth go outside! Hahahahaha laugh won kill people chaii the way chewbacca and help the poor take fly enter street fear people, abeg wetin be this? See dem this two rams make suppose dey humble to see if dem fit see the cure collect na dem dey here dey run their sharp mouths like calculated idiots! Hahahaha people laugh sotey yansh start to dey pain dem naso wadewaltz tell people, please and please i dont want morons here anyone founding to break the law and abuse any of my relatives here will be thrown out just as the way this two fools are been bambazzled outside. I tell una say barely 2 minutes wadewaltz talk that thing, naso we see the way dem take troway sokodobo go outside from one small window hahahahaha laugh won kill people abeg wetin sokodobo do na? Hahahaha naso sokodobo with him goat head stand up still dey yab wadewaltz and him brothers, sokodobo shout wetin i talk inside nahim i go still talk outside as all of una keep eye like mini green house make no even fine self, na una type dey arrange go buy baby snakes dey train as pet with una wide arms like who dey kiri sell cashew nuts! Hahahahahaha laugh won kill people chaiii wetin be this? Oboy i tell una say na almost everybody nahim wadewaltz and him brothers troway go outside by force i tell una say some people dem gat go troway dem from backyard fence go outside. When people don wait tire for the cure dem no see oboy na to dey rain insults to dem the useless doctors be that o! Chaiii this world don end, we go see later for my next update corona virus don make niggars dey humble, sotey a whole baba olowo dey spend one full day for chapel of the most holy mary! I pray sotey sleep carry me go dem say pray and watch! But baba olowo dey pray and sleep |
| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 11:12pm On May 05, 2020 |
Countdown to baba olowo next story episode tittled ( the day i almost got raped ) or should i say it is tittled the day i almost got gang banged, abeg this story series na for my fans dem, its been a while i droped something here thats why, anyways the day i almost got raped is a story of a certain girl named rosemary, she is a shy type, and she always seems to look pleasant in the eyes of her potential hoping rapist. She always avoid bad friends to the minimum, but how come did she encounter or get in the way of all this free way rapist? Only time will tell as we unfold the hidden truths, did they succeeded with their plans of gang banging her? All this you will know in my next story episode of baba olowo d long prick. Niggars are warming up for this! But abeg try and read with caution, because you can learn a new thing or two to implement in your life gbosa!! Oboy we surprise see hot slap for the nigga face make dey talk. Woop woop! The slap hot pass when hungry man dey mold hot eba and okro soup make no even sweet. The guy shout, wetin happen na? Naso person make give am the hot slap tell am, see come it looks like you just dey very extremely stupid. Why you dey tell us say na you be baba olowo? you just busy dey narrate story of rosemary like say na your sister, why you come dey tell us say she was gang banged and raped? Like say na movie series we dey watch so, this one you stand here dey narrate to us how the story take be so, i hope say you no get hand for the predicament make dey worry this girl so? Chaiii, naso the guy make dem give hot slap reply am, abeg my name na darmey larey, in any account have i had any sexual feelings for her, she is like a sister to me and i have never crossed that boundary before in my life. Oboy i tell una say na like so the full movie series take start. Even the guy make dey narrate the story to individuals follow chop hot slap just to let una know how loved rosemary is in this part of the town, naso one other guy shout, darmey larey are you sure you dont have a hand in this? This one make e be say na you know wetin really happen from the beginning to the end so? I hope say you no dey hide something from us we the listeners? Because we are ready to investigate this matter to the end and find the culprits of this. Flashback to the begining of time" once upon a time there was a girl who lived with her aunty here in the city of lagos, around this province there lived men's who derived pleasures from staring and day dreaming about her. When i mean men's i mean many matured hungry looking rapist at diaspora. They usually like going to rosemary's aunty supermarket shop just to get a glimpse of rosemary inner beauty to the maximum, they will que in long lines just for her to answer and sell to them. This men are evil and have sexual lust in minds for her. But on this certain day, mr okoroemeka suddenly realised she was all of a sudden growing bigger boobs and ass like nicki minaj. Mr okoroemeka shouted, abeg na this small rosemary make dem born yesterday be this? Chaiii she don dey get yansh o! But how come na? I tell una say one other guy make serious die dey buy wetin him no really need from the supermarket answer mr okoroemeka, all because of rosemary i tell una say the guy buy many things sotey him buy brown wedding ring join am. Naso the guy answer mr okoroemeka. See come you this mr okoroemeka make do face so like toothpick. Abeg wetin really consine you with my rosemary yansh abeg? Na this babe i get in mind to marry next year, and i no just know wetin all this ur cigar eyes go find for my baby sweet bossoms? Abeg no make me forget one glass of fresh wine bottle for ur head o! Hahahahaha laugh won kill people make dey inside the supermarket, and mind you this people make i say dey inside the supermarket dey laugh so, i tell you say all of them na men's, no single lady or married woman follow dey inside o! All of dem na aspiring rapist dem be, the sexual lust and urge of rosemary won just finish all their minds and hearts, sotey one guy make dem dey call youngzubi follow dey inside dey ask if dem they sell white beans for there, abeg here be like egufe market where dem dey sell goats? Na thunder go help us fire ur testicles for there so, na only you know wetin carry you come here, with that ur bushmeat teeths like grass cutter. Oboy i tell una say mr okoroemeka confuse just busy dey look rosemary like one kind angel. Naso we hear noise from outside the supermarket, ahhh! I tell una say na wadewaltz and him lousy crew members na dem just drive come, even the car dem drive come be like when people dey run excape in the time of civil war for biafra. I tell una say the car resemble wadewaltz and his evil antics chaiii, see as them plenty jump out from the car. Unknown to dem the fools, people make dey inside the supermarket really plenty pass when obasanjo won go do campaign to win presidential election |
| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 11:50pm On May 05, 2020 |
Do Watch out for the continuation of this story tittled ( the day i almost got raped) hahaha we go laugh tire. You see this darmey larey make keep head so like abandoned abacha loot so. I dey very sure you have a hand in all this, this one make e be say nobody ask you about this whole thing, you just busy dey narrate the story to us like say we ask you. You sure say no be ur conscience dey judge you now so? Hmm i hope all is well and as for you wadewaltz, so you no see anywhere to buy something with all this ur crazy and lousy crew members make keep face like kangaru jacket? Na this kind of people go put person for trouble troway face like say the thing no really consine them, baba olowo |
| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 1:22am On May 06, 2020 |
(The day i almost got raped part 2 movie series) ahh nepa don bring light just now! Which kind yoruba area be this one self? I tell una say na like so wadewaltz vex and happy join enter him car reverse start to dey go house. The worst thing be say him lousy crew members no get choice but to follow the fool dey go house, since na the idiot get the car and nahim carry them come here so no need to dey follow the cow dey argue why dem dey go back house. Even you yourself go dey wonder say person dey answer wadewaltz, the waltz alone for the back of the name go let you know say the fool is obsessed with anything called light, at the mention of ahh! nepa don bring light you go see the cow dey run with full speed dey go house go plug him china phone. All other things na secondary to am, as things come take be for here, naso niggas make dey inside the supermarket hiss big time focus on wetin dem been they buy before this wadewaltz abi na wadeweeds interupted, naso one bros make dem dey call hushpuppy near the counter where rosemary sidon dey calculate goods and expenses. Naso hushpuppy tell rosemary, please can you show me the way to the toilet i just want to go and ease myself, i tell una say rosemary point hand to where the toilet dey, and na for the back of the supermarket. The thing surprise niggars say husspuppy still tell rosemary say, i did not ask you to point or direct me to the toilet, i only asked you to personally come and show me the toilet so i can ease myself. Ahhh the thing shock one guy, naso the guy reply hushpuppy' see come you this guy make dress like who dey like play baba ijebu lotto games well well like fowl i dey very sure say misfortune don overtake ur life like who dey do bricklayer work for area where be say na snakes full. As you keep hand so like ugly vulture make won relocate go bauchi state go start new life for there. No really make me swear for you like who dey sell expired milk to people Hahahaha laugh won kill people including rosemary. Chaiii wetin be this? Just listen to wetin you dey even talk self? You won go ease yourself' like say na stick and bamboo you really eat from house come here so. Hahahaha people laugh sotey dem confuse, abeg wetin be this? Before we know naso that guy make been dey buy many things from the supermarket, things make him no go ever use for this life, how person go buy many things come still buy brown wedding ring join am? abeg where we don ever for this life see say person use brown wedding ring take propose to him girlfriend before? Just to let una know how blindfolded the guy be all because of rosemary and her beauty. Chaii see as even the brown wedding ring resemble the guy brown pant him wear come here like strong he-goat. Naso the guy tell rosemary, please baby how much is all this? And i hope you will really love this brown wedding ring i bought for future purpose! I tell una say rosemary no even answer am, she just only calculate all wetin the guy buy, give am the total bills of #33,550. Naso the guy dey pay the money dey smile join am. Before we notice mr okoroemeka tell the guy, see come this one you dey smile so dey pay. I hope say you no dey bring out counterfeit fake money? Because na people like you dem suppose to dey use do ritual take cleanse the evil of the land. As you keep bar head so like oki soap. And na your type go like to dey sleep ontop people roof make don spoil for night with ur wide yansh like cameroun pepper. Hahahahaha laugh won just kill people chaii wetin be this? Before we know naso rosemary announce to everybody say she won close, and time self don go, this is 10pm and we need to lockup due to security reasons. Oboy the thing do men's like film. Today is our lucky day. And her aunty no come shop today, woop! woop! Hip! hip! hip! Hurray!! At the mention of say she won close, na that time men's their big joystick start to dey stand. Just immagine People joystick dey stand youngzubi own self dey stand, baba thing make be like where dem dey arrange go enter bus dey go togo, the thing dry die like handkerchief mad people dey use sneezz big time. Hahahaha oboy i tell una say people don rush go make payment of wetin them buy start to dey come outside they hang around like newbie kidnappers. Some even go stand for near nepa pole make dem know say they shock person big time. To tell you say dem ready die this night! Before we know rosemary don close shop they come outside. Naso one tiny looking sick bros say him won really excort her dey go house. Before the bros go say please lets go home together, baba don see himself inside big dirty gotta hahahaha laugh won kill people see this thin bros make never even chop bellefull nahim won excort rosemary dey go house na common small breeze nahim blow baba don see himself for gotta, what if say armrobber come attack both of them on their way going? I swear that thin bros fit faint collapse die once there! |
| Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 7:10pm On May 13, 2020 |
Chaii i don even forget here say i get story episode to complete, and nobody here fit even remind me say baba olowo abeg wetin happen na? the day i almost got raped part 3 will be coming soon here on Hd. Rosemary now don turn Goldmine, with just the mention of rosemary, i tell una say niggars their thing don dey stand die. People like dem chewbacca make keep head so like old lamp. Na him type go dey like to dey excort rosemary go anwhere she won go morning afternoon and night like say na him be her guardian angel. Oboy i tell una say one niggar make keep face like all those arabic quran, na so baba type rosemary live for text message say, i tell una say till today even rosemary no really know how the concubine take get her phone number self naso the fool write, please baby just come over to my house i want to get you pregnant at once and get married to you, am badly in love with you. And i need you badly this night Oboy naso the guy type him full house address join am send give rosemary, say make rosemary secretly come him house make him bang her die this night. unknowingly to the idiot i tell una say rosemary been no even dey with her phone that period of a time. And na her aunty harsh wicked husband nahim dey closer to the phone dey charge him own phone like all this useless nepa dem their officials, wetin surprise us pass be say as i dey talk to you now so. The harsh wicked husband make keep neck like all those kidnappers their bounty offer dey our area here so dey ask of, please can you help me to identify one mr half kilo who lives at okokomaiko. I just needed to have a word with him. I tell una say people dey reason am say, wait come o! This one make this rectangular head of a man dey ask of half kilo? Him With all this people make keep face like volkswageon motor their old designs so? We hope all is well? Abeg You say you just want to have just a word with him nahim you carry all this 12 strong face boys and 14 police men dem follow body, all this people make be like people make dem won go exchange collect one leg of motor tire for olden days nahim this man carry come so, oboy i tell una say for olden days if you even manage get one leg of motor tire then i swear die say you be big boy. You no even get full motor, just only the tire i swear say you fit become king of one community self. Oboy i tell una say since when half kilo hear the news, baba now don dey on exile. Baba don run comot from area after him hear say na crowd nahim come find am for house and dem say na just only for a friendly visit dem come for. Friendly visit where be say na half kilo and all him family members na dem go suffer am i swear say even if na president buhari won come pay person friendly visit, him no go even fit carry people and police force like this go the person house. Na who dem dey deceive here abeg? Na thunder go help me fire that woman food i just chop this afternoon so, just imagine person eat finish the thing do me to buy again! abeg which kind useless beans and bread be this one make small like our church choir master manhood so? Please do watch out for the part 3 of the day i almost got raped brought to you live by wadewaltz and his evil antics baba olowo |
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