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Critical Condition by StudioCFR(m): 4:29pm On Jul 01, 2010
One of my friend in Izangbo secondary school wrote to the father.

Son: father, condition here in school is very critical that suicide is being considered.

And so the father replied: condition at home is more critical, suicide approved!
Re: Critical Condition by pappy4real(m): 4:37pm On Jul 01, 2010
their condition is sooooo critical that i cant stop laughing, come to thinkof it, this is the exact situation many nigerians find themselves cos some legal armed robbers are looting all the treasure,
good 1 lol
Re: Critical Condition by mariamy(f): 4:57pm On Jul 01, 2010
funny! grin
Re: Critical Condition by StudioCFR(m): 4:59pm On Jul 01, 2010
No too worry- anything wey get start must surely get end.

Money don dey dem born dem, money go still dem go quench go face panel for heaven.

I dey pity wetin go be those greedy politicians wey God go ask wetin dem use the money wey dem loot do?

Hell don sure for some people sha.
Expecially those ones wey no wan recognise christ.

Lol
Re: Critical Condition by Spyker: 5:50pm On Jul 01, 2010
No critical condition is permanent. Afterall Nelson Mandela stay in prison for 27years yet he is celebrated today.
Poster, good one.
Re: Critical Condition by StudioCFR(m): 7:52pm On Jul 01, 2010
Hhmm 27years in prison is not a joke.

Thank God he came out alive.
Re: Critical Condition by D1KeleVra(m): 8:09pm On Jul 01, 2010
sad Studio this joke don grow bear-bear for archive na sad
Re: Critical Condition by StudioCFR(m): 5:08am On Jul 02, 2010
Carry dat your bad belle go crash land somewhere.

No derail my thread with your Envy.
Re: Critical Condition by EfemenaXY: 11:05am On Jul 04, 2010
[list]S for Stale, Still Searching for the joke[/list]

[list]T for Tiresome[/list]

[list]U for Unbelievably dull[/list]

[list]D for Dry [/list]

[list]I for make I laugh?[/list]

[list]O for Oya dress back, make I pass[/list]

                     tongue  tongue
Re: Critical Condition by D1KeleVra(m): 4:24pm On Jul 04, 2010
tehehe grin
Re: Critical Condition by gidson12(m): 7:15pm On Jul 04, 2010
Abi una delete the joke
Re: Critical Condition by Dyt(f): 9:35pm On Jul 04, 2010
mtchewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Re: Critical Condition by Ben13: 10:32am On Jul 05, 2010
gidson12:

Abi una delete the joke
You bad cheesy

Studio, you try sha . . .
wink
Re: Critical Condition by Nobody: 10:56am On Jul 05, 2010
gidson12:

Abi una delete the joke
you obviously have a bad sense of humor grin the joke is funny
Re: Critical Condition by D1KeleVra(m): 3:04pm On Jul 05, 2010
^^If I may interject *chuckles* the joke 'was' funny. . . now it's just stale. . . and to start thread on top am *smh* sad I can only ask. . . why is the thread still unlockeddd?
Re: Critical Condition by xynerise: 3:26pm On Jul 05, 2010
Studio CFR:

One of my friend in Izangbo secondary school wrote to the father.

Son: father, condition here in school is very critical that suicide is being considered.

And so the father replied: condition at home is more critical, suicide approved!
Sometimes I dey wonder why u dey act like yansh.
Wetin funny for that ur family story? undecided
Re: Critical Condition by D1KeleVra(m): 3:28pm On Jul 05, 2010
I bow for u o! How ynsh dey act?
Re: Critical Condition by romsky: 3:57pm On Jul 05, 2010
Efemena_xy:

[list]S for Stale, Still Searching for the joke[/list]

[list]T for Tiresome[/list]

[list]U for Unbelievably dull[/list]

[list]D for Dry [/list]

[list]I for make I laugh?[/list]

[list]O for Oya dress back, make I pass[/list]


                     tongue  tongue

now dats wat i call a gud joke
Re: Critical Condition by EfemenaXY: 4:35pm On Jul 05, 2010
^^Thanks!! cheesy
Re: Critical Condition by tanimz(f): 4:42pm On Jul 05, 2010
^^ wink wink wink wink

You soji! cool cool cool

@Poster, better luck next time. undecided undecided undecided
Re: Critical Condition by D1KeleVra(m): 4:49pm On Jul 05, 2010
the poster na oaf. . . if him 'next time' joke funny. . . e mean say na fluke smiley
Re: Critical Condition by tanimz(f): 4:51pm On Jul 05, 2010
^^ Ever heard of the saying- "When there is life, there is hope. smiley" ??
Re: Critical Condition by D1KeleVra(m): 4:59pm On Jul 05, 2010
hmm. . . but just the other day, a pretty lady told this particular poster to get a life grin tongue
Re: Critical Condition by StudioCFR(m): 5:01pm On Jul 05, 2010
Biffers dont biff me.

Make una throway face and wakka pass without uttering a single word concerning dis joke i worked so hard to put together.

Enemies of joy.
Re: Critical Condition by tanimz(f): 5:04pm On Jul 05, 2010
D1KeleVra:

hmm. . . but just the other day, a pretty lady told this particular poster to get a life grin tongue

**Blushes**  kiss kiss kiss

He got a life and all he has to do now is hopecool cool cool
Re: Critical Condition by D1KeleVra(m): 5:04pm On Jul 05, 2010
Studio CFR:

Biffers dont biff me.

Make una throway face and wakka pass without uttering a single word concerning dis joke i worked so hard to put together.

Enemies of joy.

Theif! Which work u do? cheesy
Re: Critical Condition by tanimz(f): 5:06pm On Jul 05, 2010
^^ Steal grin grin grin
Re: Critical Condition by D1KeleVra(m): 5:06pm On Jul 05, 2010
tanimz:

**Blushes**  kiss kiss kiss

He got a life and all he has to do now is hopecool cool cool

Babe! QUIZ: What do u call a person who disbelieves in his/herself?
Re: Critical Condition by D1KeleVra(m): 5:07pm On Jul 05, 2010
tanimz:

^^ Steal grin grin grin

Well, na true sha! Theif go call him operation 'work'. sad
Re: Critical Condition by tanimz(f): 5:09pm On Jul 05, 2010
D1KeleVra:

Babe! QUIZ: What do u call a person who disbelieves in his/herself?

Good question. smiley I think Studio should be the one to answer this question.

D1KeleVra:

Well, na true sha! Theif go call him operation 'work'. sad

Abi na. grin grin grin grin
Re: Critical Condition by EfemenaXY: 5:10pm On Jul 05, 2010
Studio CFR:

One of my friend in Izangbo secondary school wrote to the father.

Son: father, condition here in school is very critical that suicide is being considered.

And so the father replied: condition at home is more critical, suicide approved!

But na only 3 lines compose this joke na  tongue

Studio CFR:

Biffers dont biff me.

Make una throway face and wakka pass without uttering a single word concerning dis joke i worked so hard to put together.

Enemies of joy.

how e come take hard u now??. . .hmmm??  cheesy
Re: Critical Condition by D1KeleVra(m): 5:11pm On Jul 05, 2010
^^You dey mind maluu?

tanimz:

Good question. smiley I think Studio should be the one to answer this question.

Abi na. grin grin grin grin


Don't expect an answer from a clueless person. . . answer is 'HOPELESS'

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