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Akpan And His Life: by zuzuki: 8:16pm On Jul 10, 2010 |
[b][b]AKPAN bought a new mobile phone. He sent a message to everyone on his phone book. The message reads: My mobile number has changed; earlier it was Nokia 3310, now it is Nokia 6610. Please take note! In a conversation AKPAN : I am proud because my son is in Medical College Friend: Really? What is he studying? AKPAN: No, he is not studying, they are studying him. Akpan visits his Doctor : AKPAN: Doctor, in my dreams I play football every night. DOCTOR: Take these drugs and you will be okay. AKPAN: Can I take it tomorrow? Tonight is the final game. Akpan and his wife : AKPAN: If tomorrow I die, will you remarry? Wife: No! I will stay with my sister but if I die will you remarry? AKPAN: No, I will also stay with your sister. AKPAN: People consider me as a “GOD” Wife: How do you know? AKPAN: When I went to the park today, everybody said, oh GOD, you have come again. AKPAN comes back to his car and finds a note saying “parking fine” He writes a note and sticks it to a pole “Thanks for the compliment” How do you recognise Akpan in school? He is the one who erases the notes from his book when the teacher cleans the board. Once AKPAN was walking, he had a glove in one hand and none on the other hand. So a man asked him why he did so. He replied: The weather forecast announced that on one hand, it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot AKPAN: Why are all these people running? Man: This is a race; the winner will get the cup. AKPAN: If only the winner will get the Cup, why are the others running? In a classroom: Teacher: “I killed a person. Convert this sentence into future tense” AKPAN: The future tense is “You will go to jail” AKPAN told his servant: “Go and water the plants!” Servant: “It is already raining” AKPAN: “So what? Take an umbrella and go” [/b][/b] |
Re: Akpan And His Life: by tempest01(m): 9:06pm On Jul 10, 2010 |
wetin be ur own with my people now?? of all tribe name u 4 use do joke na Akpan |
Re: Akpan And His Life: by hdwada: 9:56pm On Jul 10, 2010 |
@poster LOL, can't stop laughing I actually know an Akpan |
Re: Akpan And His Life: by bibs(f): 7:56am On Jul 11, 2010 |
Very funny! My friend Akpan must see these |
Re: Akpan And His Life: by Nobody: 8:49am On Jul 11, 2010 |
Mega stale collection, lol |
Re: Akpan And His Life: by Nobody: 10:11am On Jul 11, 2010 |
I love Akpan, there would be no dull moments with him. |
Re: Akpan And His Life: by rahd: 11:14am On Jul 11, 2010 |
Re: Akpan And His Life: by Shalomcapa(m): 11:18am On Jul 11, 2010 |
@poster, nice work. |
Re: Akpan And His Life: by jokingmary(m): 2:04pm On Jul 11, 2010 |
Nice 1 poster |
Re: Akpan And His Life: by Alveez(m): 3:58pm On Jul 11, 2010 |
Nice 1 poster @poster, nice work. i fotokopy u guys, poster you are too much!!! |
Re: Akpan And His Life: by dupsytosh(f): 12:26pm On Jul 12, 2010 |
LMAO @poster 9C 1 |
Re: Akpan And His Life: by StudioCFR(m): 12:33pm On Jul 12, 2010 |
Where is the joke? |
Re: Akpan And His Life: by skyndyp(f): 1:08pm On Jul 12, 2010 |
Nice,and my name is Ekaete Akpan. heheheheh |
Re: Akpan And His Life: by EfemenaXY: 1:29pm On Jul 12, 2010 |
Seen this joke b/4 But it's still nice though - I like it |
Re: Akpan And His Life: by StudioCFR(m): 4:40pm On Jul 12, 2010 |
U like everything--even the ones wey no make sense |
Re: Akpan And His Life: by EfemenaXY: 5:05pm On Jul 12, 2010 |
Oh shut up jo! every1 dey see the sense in this joke except you |
Re: Akpan And His Life: by StudioCFR(m): 5:49pm On Jul 12, 2010 |
Dress back--no bathe me with spit jor |
Re: Akpan And His Life: by EfemenaXY: 5:54pm On Jul 12, 2010 |
Studio CFR: Ha! - at least make u grab the opportunity to go bathe now Ok, I don drex back - Oya pass!! <and try not to jam sotin on your way out!> |
Re: Akpan And His Life: by StudioCFR(m): 6:04pm On Jul 12, 2010 |
I don hear-- bad belle |
Re: Akpan And His Life: by EfemenaXY: 6:06pm On Jul 12, 2010 |
Hey c'mon - not true!! erm. . . u know say I still like you well-well na |
Re: Akpan And His Life: by bibs(f): 6:41pm On Jul 12, 2010 |
Studio again!! whats with u and this lady? |
Re: Akpan And His Life: by EfemenaXY: 7:07pm On Jul 12, 2010 |
na wa o! I am truly baffled |
Re: Akpan And His Life: by KennyG6(m): 7:38pm On Jul 12, 2010 |
old jokes but still nice |
Re: Akpan And His Life: by nellaluv(f): 7:44pm On Jul 12, 2010 |
sting_224: couldn't have said it better mega lame jokes |
Re: Akpan And His Life: by KennyG6(m): 7:45pm On Jul 12, 2010 |
nellaluv:and who is this?? |
Re: Akpan And His Life: by nellaluv(f): 8:05pm On Jul 12, 2010 |
Hey, kenny, it's me |
Re: Akpan And His Life: by KennyG6(m): 8:08pm On Jul 12, 2010 |
nellaluv:really? the rear view looks different of course i knw its u just teasing |
Re: Akpan And His Life: by nellaluv(f): 8:41pm On Jul 12, 2010 |
I knew u were teasing, i was flowing with ya . |
Re: Akpan And His Life: by KennyG6(m): 8:44pm On Jul 12, 2010 |
, ki lon sele? howdy? abi u wan make i be akpan and u be ekaete? |
Re: Akpan And His Life: by nellaluv(f): 9:01pm On Jul 12, 2010 |
Oya now make we do our tin. Akpan ogamadam be dey find u since where u go, u know say me sef dey find you 2 |
Re: Akpan And His Life: by KennyG6(m): 9:05pm On Jul 12, 2010 |
kai ekaete wetin be dis one for ur backyard me i wan chop ooooooooooo, make i asnwer madam 1st i go come deal with dat tin |
Re: Akpan And His Life: by nellaluv(f): 9:26pm On Jul 12, 2010 |
ekaete: kai akpan, you sef u just dey me to shy, eh , i dey wait u for our usual corner. |
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