Divay22:
If goat know say salad dey he for no dey chop grass
Pesin way get big teeth make he still get big lip take cover am (I know one gorvenor that has both)

If you no fit climb na ground you take dey talk am

I NO KNOW na dey commot pesin from police wahala

Book way no gree enter head go follow enter exam hall

That must be my governor...the day wey the lips go fall..kpomo go cheap

D title "PUSH AND STAND" no be for one legged man
I no follow,no be for Nigerian police station
Mad man say wetin him dey do,him know but wetin dey do am,him no knw

Cow wey no get tail na god dey drive fly for am.
Monkey smart,monkey smart na when tree near tree.

morningstar55:
That must be my governor...the day wey the lips go fall..kpomo go cheap

Lol
Which state?

If trust dae
Then water no for dae cook fish

no matter how hard he goat frown him face e no fit make the owner fear to carry am going market or put am knife for neck when time reach

Divay22:

Lol
Which state?

Na my mouth you wan hear say nyash get centre parting abi?

To marry wife no hard, na money for soup be problem

Monkey no fine but im mama like am, soup wey sweet na beta money kill am, gimme my cap gimme my cap naim dey make small pikin touch him elder head, d difference between "kpekere & bolle" na packaging.. no be ask snake long reach dem dey set fire follow am,.. wey two elephants dey fight na ground dey suffer am,.e sweet me e sweet u na wu go pay.,do me i do u god no go vex..man pass man no be to waka pass person 4 road..frog wey say all water na water make im try hot water..

morningstar55:
Na my mouth you wan hear say nyash get centre parting abi?

Lol.. You dey fear

the same shit wey man leave when e di travel, na that same shit e match carry go e house when e di return

No matter d weight of an elephant, e no fit cause earthquake... fly wey no get adviser e dey follow coffin kpeme 4 inside grave... wetin old man see wey im sidon 4 ground small pikin no go fit see am even if he climb tree.. no matter wetin devil smoke he no fit b the MOST HIGH., wetin u dey find for sokoto dey 4 ur shokoto... no b my mouth u go hear say ogbono dey draw

Rat wey go thief sardine 9 kno how e go take open o............

Come chop, u dey wash hand reach shoulder

Hujosi:
Nyash no get teeth but e dey cut shìt.

Person wey de sell egg, no dey start fight for market

Shame nor dey catch craze man, na him people shame dey catch..

Pikin wey play with him mama bress, no fit play with him papa blockos

This life na per head.

Farm for your farm.

Pregnant woman no fit pass under bench

Pikin wey wan chop party rice, no supposed to dey fear dance.

Lean on me no mean say make you push me enter wall

I no get patience no be when mosquito land on your scrotum

Hunger dey take long time but to belleful no dey take minutes

Woman wey dey find pikin,no dey wear pant sleep.



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Sleekfingers:
If meter dey for Toto,many men no go wan marry...

Honey sweet, but he no reach Toto own

Na slim girls Toto dey deep pass


Nobody go tell prick to salute when he see Toto wey swell up...

Na for woman lips, you go know how her Toto go be

Oil wey dey for Toto no fit fry egg

Woman wey Jerry curl Toto, na for easy entry for prick

The best food for Toto na prick

Na style style Toto dey take swallow big prick

Bros! Na wa for u O! U fit kill person with this ur proverbs O! Kai! Lwkmh

thank you for pidgin english

Waffarianman:
Who Dey Shake Coconut Nai E Head E Dey Shake. Lol

Dog No Get Head Wen Take Dey Carry Load, Na Who Get Load Dey Carry E Load. Lol

Dog Wen Dey Shaze Elephant Na Emsef E Dey Worry. Lol

Na Who Dey Pursuit Foul Nai Dey Fall, all our enemies go fall behind us. Lol

Na Who Arranged wood nai go carry E wood. Lol


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ololade91:

Afa lol.

smith666999:

you say? �

I say na who get load dey carri E load. Abi u won carri anoda person load lol

Person wey use elephant set trap, na him know Wetin him wan catch....

1, Person die, u say make ground nor hear, ok tell me were u go bury the person?

2, Pikin wey fine well well, he nor good say make he body dirty on market day.

3, Dem nor take power dey draw debt.

4, Wetin man go do, wetin man go do naim agbor men take join police force.

5,The sunday wey them go cook rice, na Saturday them dey know.

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feldido:
Monkey no fine but him mama like am
NA condition make crayfish bend
No be who first call police de win case
I no gree I no gree nai de tear shirt
Cow wey no get tail na God de drive fly for am

You are one of the most amazing person i've come across on nairaland. you left sport betting without looking back...Indeed u deserve some accolade. sir how did u do it?. help a friend please.

tobore4u:
You are one of the most amazing person i've come across on nairaland. you left sport betting without looking back...Indeed u deserve some accolade. sir how did u do it?. help a friend please.

Actually is God and courage. Made up my mind as soon as I considered getting married.
I realized a Gambler can't have a happy home, so I cut all influences and remained focus.
And I don't regret doing that.

feldido:


Actually is God and courage. Made up my mind as soon as I considered getting married.
I realized a Gambler can't have a happy home, so I cut all influences and remained focus.
And I don't regret doing that.

Thanks for the tip sir.

feldido:


Actually is God and courage. Made up my mind as soon as I considered getting married.
I realized a Gambler can't have a happy home, so I cut all influences and remained focus.
And I don't regret doing that.

"I cut all influences". does that mean u no longer watch football matches, for instances u know nig played libya today, and u dont check livescores to know what is happening in the world of football?

tobore4u:
"I cut all influences". does that mean u no longer watch football matches, for instances u know nig played libya today, and u dont check livescores to know what is happening in the world of football?

Exactly, I stopped checking livescores and limit my watching of Football.
Infact I stopped anything that has links to sport betting.

feldido:


Exactly, I stopped checking livescores and limit my watching of Football.
Infact I stopped anything that has links to sport betting.

God bless u sir for the tips. hopefully i will testify like u.

Lol

ololade91:

You decided not to reply my pm nor send one. Haba Lola!

soja wey go war come back na him be brave soja,the one wey die na unknown soja

Na condition wey make Crayfish bend