Make una use am dey spice una weekend. Na straight from the streets of Warri...053, area!!!

Dem nor dey tell small pikin make e nor grow big teeth but na to still grow big lips to take cover dem.

Man wey nor get money to buy drink for beer parlour dey quick contribute for other people matter.

Man wey dem give change over for shop no dey waka small small dey go house.

Pikin wey say na agbada em want take start guy go talk wetin e go wear when em old.

Snake wey say na tortoise back e wan bite get enough money to see dentist.

No matter how yansh make yanga reach, legs go still first am enter house.

Olosho die, private part rest.

The food nor sweet, the food nor sweet, nor be for Ukwuani weed.

Na say goat know say the waka waka for life plenty make am wear em own shoes come earth.

If money nor reach to take marry dem go use am play love.

Say blind man no fit see the sun no come mean say the sun no dey exist.

Dem say beauty is in the eyes of the beholder no mean say we go toast babe wey resemble monkey wey lick lime.

Na man wey no get power dey run go house go pull shirt when dem find em trouble for field.

Na too much groundnut oil make puff-puff shine pass buns.

Small pikin wey dey ask e papa every time why e no build house, e go soon reach em turn.

Feel free to add yours.

Goat wen get mind follow lion go for fishing,weda Dem catch fish or not lion must chop

All dry, very very dry

Kestolove:
All dry

wet am nah

Kestolove:
All dry

OK. You can now swerve!!!

Balaxx:
Goat wen get mind follow lion go for fishing,weda Dem catch fish or not lion must chop

My brother, na so e be.

Woman wey dey find pikin no dey wear pant sleep for night.

Person wey mad man kill him mama. If he see mechanic na run, e go dey run.

Lean on me,lean on me no mean say make u come press me die..
Na person wey better hungry never beat dey fine scissors wey he won use cut indomie Maggi.

Naxxxo

Kpekus wey dem don fu*k no fit be unfu*ked.

Erigga influence

"Na feel at home dey make visitor spoil remote"
"Station wagon no be G wagon"
"Pursue money like say na pikin I wan beat"

Hmmm..
pikin wey say e head big pass e papa own na headache go kill am finally

Comot for my house no mean say comot for the world

Man wey job ashawo no dey like waka alone for night pass bothel

Pikin wey too like fry fish go put e mama for wahala inside market one day

Monkey wey dem buy for play if e too jump na inside pot e career dey end last last

Blockus wey say e too big na deep hole go humble last last

Man wey say zobo too sweet no get money to buy juices or coke

Man wey over dress go party go struggle for take away food wey e go carry go house

Chairman wey no dey do well na community cane go make am loyal

Mama wey dey look pikin smile for occasion dey reason the time wey e go take wake d pikin up for night with cane

Area we full ground ......finally kulikuli no be chocolate

Akwuna die pussy rest

Real Warri matters

You sabi traffic rules no mean say you go follow Army drag road

Vanity upon vanity but na you dey first gateman reach office, na so you fear poverty??

Sweetheart666:
Lean on me,lean on me no mean say make u come press me die..

as in press ur breazt abi wetin?

Warri!! Their fada!!!

Sincerely, dem new to me o.

Warri guys, dem no dey make person hear words inside Hall for NYSC Camp. Dem go dey shout Warri,,,,Warri,,,,Warri,,,,, and their comedies dry pass desert

Midjulss:
Who no Bleep toto no be human being

Which kind parable be this one

Space bookers Everywhere.

Funny but instructive.

Anybody wet talk say make your water no go boil, em own no go hot!

Na who never see problem dey use english pray

Eye wey dey cry still dey see.

Balaxx:
Goat wen get mind follow lion go for fishing,weda Dem catch fish or not lion must chop

Oh men I love this one