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| British Airways Flight 007 by dafman(m): 5:46pm On Jan 06, 2006 |
A flight from London to Kano develops faults in Nigerian airspace. very worried the captain calls the Aminu Kano airport. "Aminu kano airport this is captain smith reporting flight 007" "Do you copy?" Kano tower;- "yes Alhaji Smith we kofi" British Airways "Flight 007 Reporting technical faults" Kano tower;- "kai haba!" British Airways; - "sorry tower couldnt get that" Kano tower; - "okay phlight 00Seben kan you tune fawa in injin?" British Airways; - "Negative power in engines dead" Kano tower;- "Walahi?" British Airways; - "Negative didnt copy" Kano Tower;- "Kan u kom down to altitude twenty thousand pit?" British Airways;- "negative tower, wings wont respond" Kano tower;- "kai!" British Airways;- "negative didnt copy that tower" Kano Tower;- "okay d flane will kom down in som tym due to low injin fawa, ofun yo taya at altidute sis thousan fit, due 1st sebenty digri" British Airways;- "Negative, cant activate the landing gea Kano tower;- 'wayyo!' British Airways;- "awaiting order, flight 007" Kano Towers;- "okay refit apfta me" British Airways;- "okay what?" Kano Tower;- "ASHADU ANLA ILAHA ILLALAHU, WA ASHADU ANNA MUHAMMADAN RASULULLAHI |
| Re: British Airways Flight 007 by spunk(m): 11:27am On Jan 27, 2006 |
:Dhahahahahahhohohohoohohahahahhhhaaaaaaa kai walahi dapman l dey craze no be small fa! zis kin joke pit killi me soptly soptly walahi. your joke is very funny,l gat tears in ma eye. keep it up. 1 Like |
| Re: British Airways Flight 007 by phantomcat(m): 12:05pm On Feb 02, 2006 |
i go die o  1 Like |
| Re: British Airways Flight 007 by Oracle(m): 2:20am On Oct 10, 2006 |
lol. This is so damn funny |
| Re: British Airways Flight 007 by tosinadeda: 6:55pm On Oct 10, 2006 |
Funny |
| Re: British Airways Flight 007 by skyhadi16(m): 3:51pm On Nov 05, 2006 |
Abi? Wetin ma guy go do, make go up go catch plane come down! |
| Re: British Airways Flight 007 by skyhadi16(m): 3:53pm On Nov 05, 2006 |
Abi? Wetin ma guy go do, make go up go catch plane come down! |
| Re: British Airways Flight 007 by robby1(m): 9:59am On Nov 06, 2006 |
wats matter with you feeful? the filot I no pit land, the gear I no pit engage, The wing fa, i no pit kwomot. The filot i go just say im last frayer. kachikwo?  |
| Re: British Airways Flight 007 by iice(f): 10:12am On Nov 06, 2006 |
| nice |
| Re: British Airways Flight 007 by dabby(f): 11:43am On Nov 06, 2006 |
very funny. |
| Re: British Airways Flight 007 by dafman(m): 5:19pm On Aug 07, 2007 |
;d |
| Re: British Airways Flight 007 by clemcykul(f): 9:42am On Aug 08, 2007 |
kai! walahi dizs joke no get am po fart su, haba malam ip za injin no catch wetin go kwam hapyn i beg my braza keef uf za jokeit is making my zai walahi talahi kai i dey mad kwo?i jest ze lap and lap po za opice. bye bye my guz braza hhahahahana waoo Huasa man don hear am for quarter final |
| Re: British Airways Flight 007 by dafman(m): 3:02pm On May 10, 2008 |
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| Re: British Airways Flight 007 by bibs(f): 10:26am On May 12, 2008 |
This joke is tight. [s]i dey watch out for part 2 [/s] Who knows the prayer might help land the plane. |
| Re: British Airways Flight 007 by oncolor: 1:36am On Jul 13, 2010 |
Lol,  |
| Re: British Airways Flight 007 by Smi1(m): 5:57am On Jul 13, 2010 |
kiakiakiakiakiakia what a damn funny joke ! |
| Re: British Airways Flight 007 by dupsytosh(f): 9:25am On Jul 13, 2010 |
lol kai! datz was very punny
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| Re: British Airways Flight 007 by jokingmary(m): 8:43pm On Jul 16, 2010 |
walahi de joke punny this na kaita style |
| Re: British Airways Flight 007 by Sharon6(f): 8:08am On Aug 25, 2010 |
This joke is tight I laugh sote water dey commot 4 my eye. Hehehehehehehe, buhahahahahaha! |
| Re: British Airways Flight 007 by blacksta(m): 9:11am On Aug 25, 2010 |
Nice one |
| Re: British Airways Flight 007 by lordmassac(m): 1:58pm On Aug 25, 2010 |
kai! walahi this man i wan killi me with laphta ko |
| Re: British Airways Flight 007 by lawcomleo(m): 3:38pm On Nov 17, 2011 |
| ;DI like the joke, thats very creative. |
| Re: British Airways Flight 007 by SIlknSteel(f): 3:45pm On Nov 17, 2011 |
@Poster: Nice joke really. . . I didnt even know l could read 'Hausa' seff ha ha ha. |
| Re: British Airways Flight 007 by Omodaddy2: 3:52pm On Nov 17, 2011 |
so drab |
| Re: British Airways Flight 007 by ruthy28(f): 5:06pm On Nov 20, 2011 |
Lmao seriously funny |
| Re: British Airways Flight 007 by BCuZiMBlaCk(m): 6:29pm On Nov 20, 2011 |
ruthy28: |
| Re: British Airways Flight 007 by laphta(m): 8:47am On Jul 03, 2014 |
:x i don't know why ever odd person is laffin. d joke was not a joke. its a Mata of life nd death. |
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