Messi: Bros how far na?

KAKA: I dey o

Messi: e get as this world cup take be o

KAKA: walahi I no know

Messi: una own better, guy na 4-0 dem flog us, I no score goal, me wey be world footballer

KAKA: Guy dem tear me red card, I never collect red before for my life. No be only u no score, Rooney nko?, even Torres

Messi: una lucky say no be Germany una meet. I no even see road dribble, when Gerrard tell me I think say na lie,

KAKA: eh ya. Pele, but dat 4-0 too much o. We laff for bus tire as we dey go airport. E sweet us die

MESSI: make una dress. Una wey no fit head ball?

KAKA: make e be, but dem no disgrace us. Last last Holland no win cup

MESSI: Germany no win too na. Chei, Iniesta no go let person hear word oh

KAKA: hehe, na una for Barca go suffer am na. Nobody go fit talk for our side as Raul no go World Cup. Who open mouth, im head go roll

MESSI: shey! no shaking sha, we go chat later. Me wan log out go play choosing for area so. Heinze dey here sef. E say make I hail u. E dey vex say dem nor choose am for area.

KAKA: make e gerrat, im too rough sef. Hail am sha. E go be. Make I enter church. Dis Mourinho, me no know whether I dey im plan. I dey fasting programme. Later

Messi: ok!

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