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| Never Lie To Your Mother by EfemenaXY: 10:31pm On Jul 16, 2010 |
Peter invited his mother for dinner. During the course of the meal his mother couldn't help but notice how lovely Peter's flat mate, Joanne, was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Peter and his flat mate than met the eye. Reading his mum's thoughts, Peter volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Joanne and I are just flat mates'. About a week later Joanne came to Peter saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan. You don't suppose she took it do you?' 'Well I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her just to be sure,' said Peter. So he sat down and wrote . . . DEAR MOTHER, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID' TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE. I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID NOT' TAKE THE FRYING PAN, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER. LOVE, PETER. Several days later, Peter received an email from his mother which read . . . DEAR SON, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO' SLEEP WITH JOANNE, AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO NOT' SLEEP WITH JOANNE, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF SHE WAS SLEEPING IN HER OWN BED SHE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY NOW. LOVE, MUM Lesson of the day, NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER. |
| Re: Never Lie To Your Mother by Woke4all(m): 11:05pm On Jul 16, 2010 |
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| Re: Never Lie To Your Mother by Nobody: 5:13am On Jul 17, 2010 |
lol that is funny. smart lady  |
| Re: Never Lie To Your Mother by Nobody: 8:14am On Jul 17, 2010 |
LOL, I love this joke.  |
| Re: Never Lie To Your Mother by EfemenaXY: 9:15am On Jul 17, 2010 |
Thanks Ladies!!  |
| Re: Never Lie To Your Mother by Spyker: 1:43pm On Jul 17, 2010 |
Smart woman, just the fastest and trickiest way to solve a riddle. Poster, Bravo. |
| Re: Never Lie To Your Mother by StudioCFR(m): 2:29pm On Jul 17, 2010 |
Mtcheww |
| Re: Never Lie To Your Mother by EfemenaXY: 3:19pm On Jul 17, 2010 |
Spyker: Thanks!! **Ignores Studio** |
| Re: Never Lie To Your Mother by TeeJay6(m): 3:23pm On Jul 17, 2010 |
nice one |
| Re: Never Lie To Your Mother by EfemenaXY: 3:25pm On Jul 17, 2010 |
Thanks TJ!! - 'ope to be half as good as u some day  |
| Re: Never Lie To Your Mother by TeeJay6(m): 3:28pm On Jul 17, 2010 |
better than me sef |
| Re: Never Lie To Your Mother by StudioCFR(m): 4:55pm On Jul 17, 2010 |
U wish |
| Re: Never Lie To Your Mother by EfemenaXY: 11:19pm On Jul 17, 2010 |
^^ well, definitely not like u sha  |
| Re: Never Lie To Your Mother by bibs(f): 10:07am On Jul 18, 2010 |
good one dia! |
| Re: Never Lie To Your Mother by StudioCFR(m): 7:05pm On Jul 18, 2010 |
Where? |
| Re: Never Lie To Your Mother by bibs(f): 9:59pm On Jul 18, 2010 |
what do u mean where? I'm afraid ur sense of humour is relatively minute |
| Re: Never Lie To Your Mother by EfemenaXY: 2:19pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
^^Actually, you'll find that he has no sense of humour 0 out of 10. Now studio stay on topic and stop derailing - 'tis a nice thread! |
| Re: Never Lie To Your Mother by cynthoney(f): 5:26pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
yeah,babes, its a nice thread and i ll kip weaving and knitting |
| Re: Never Lie To Your Mother by okenwa(m): 7:48pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
nice one |
| Re: Never Lie To Your Mother by dani1luv: 9:05pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
roflmao. . I loff this joke |
| Re: Never Lie To Your Mother by StudioCFR(m): 11:12am On Jul 21, 2010 |
No make me laugh abeg |
| Re: Never Lie To Your Mother by EfemenaXY: 11:23am On Jul 21, 2010 |
^^ Okay post your own na, make we laugh **Stop derailing, stay on topic pls** |
| Re: Never Lie To Your Mother by StudioCFR(m): 11:26am On Jul 21, 2010 |
How are my derailing now - tell me? |
| Re: Never Lie To Your Mother by EfemenaXY: 11:28am On Jul 21, 2010 |
by deviating from the topic I nor wan fight u 2day - so stay on topic or leave |
| Re: Never Lie To Your Mother by StudioCFR(m): 11:31am On Jul 21, 2010 |
Ok u win - i'm out |
| Re: Never Lie To Your Mother by EfemenaXY: 11:32am On Jul 21, 2010 |
good boy |
| Re: Never Lie To Your Mother by StudioCFR(m): 11:36am On Jul 21, 2010 |
I'm not a boy- i'm a man. Recognise! @poster, i like yo joke. |
| Re: Never Lie To Your Mother by EfemenaXY: 11:38am On Jul 21, 2010 |
Studio CFR: Okay - no need to shout @poster, i like yo joke. Really? Thanks man!! |
| Re: Never Lie To Your Mother by StudioCFR(m): 11:40am On Jul 21, 2010 |
Are u happy now? Dats all u wanna hear right? |
| Re: Never Lie To Your Mother by EfemenaXY: 11:42am On Jul 21, 2010 |
No. |
| Re: Never Lie To Your Mother by dosht(f): 3:26pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
I no fit laugh |
| Re: Never Lie To Your Mother by coalcoal1(m): 4:11pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
nice one |
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