The 3rd Book of Chronicles; Chapter 1...
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1 And in the days when Mohammadu the son of Buhari from the tribe of Fulani whose city is Daura in the high plains of Katsina was King of Nigeria and in the 3rd year of his reign,
2 Then, did Lai the son of Muhammed who was amongst the King’s counselors opened his uncircumcised lips and he spake ill unto the nation of Israel and threatened the host of the Army of God saying; “ 3 weeks i give thee, return to us that he may be punished, Nnamdi the son of Kanu the one who has spoken profanely against our land or we shall smite and utterly destroyed thee”
3 And when the children of Jacob heard this they took counsel and sought the face of the Most High, the God of their forefathers, the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob.
4 And God told Benjamin, the son of Netanyahu of the tribe of Judah who was the chief Ruler of the Children of Israel and told him to press a button in the secret war chamber of David.
5 And Benjamin the son of Netanyahu did all that the Lord had commanded him
6 And behold, from the midst of the sea a mighty missile carrying a nuclear warhead was launched and it destroyed Nigeria killing all the cattle, men, women and even children and turning the whole land into a wilderness.
7 And when the neighbors of Nigeria, the children of Cush, descendants of Ghana, men of the lake chad and the Ethiopians saw this they cried "Oh Nigeria a great country with great people has become a desert and a desolation for radioactivity. Oh Nigeria we weep for thee because you have allowed Lai the son of perdition to lead thee unto destruction and your land is now desolate”.
The end!

Happy Sunday my people!

Stop joking with the Bible. It wont help you.

I actually laughed hard

It's funny though