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|If Men Ruled The World by romsky: 10:11am On Jul 20, 2010|
Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number.
Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to "I love you."
Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards.
When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.
Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack to the backside and a "Nice hustle, you'll get 'em next time" would pretty much do it.
Birth control would come in ale or lager.
The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.
"Sorry I'm late, but I got really wasted last night" would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness.
Garbage would take itself out.
Instead of beer belly, you'd get "beer biceps."
Instead of an expensive engagement ring, you could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that said, "You're #1!"
Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years.
The only show opposite "Monday Night Football" would be "Monday Night Football From A Different Camera Angle."
Telephones would automatically cut off after 30 seconds of conversation.
|Re: If Men Ruled The World by dani1luv: 10:15pm On Jul 20, 2010|
NEVER LET A FOOL YOU
|Re: If Men Ruled The World by romsky: 11:11am On Jul 21, 2010|
obviously u av been kissed by a fool
|Re: If Men Ruled The World by sylve11: 11:42am On Jul 21, 2010|
u mean ben is a fool?
|Re: If Men Ruled The World by Studio CFR(m): 11:48am On Jul 21, 2010|
Wetin concern ben own now? Lol
|Re: If Men Ruled The World by sylve11: 12:08pm On Jul 21, 2010|
nor be ben and dani b/f and g/f?
|Re: If Men Ruled The World by skyndyp(f): 12:39pm On Jul 21, 2010|
|Re: If Men Ruled The World by romsky: 3:20pm On Jul 21, 2010|
Sky i know say na kindergarten u belong
Sgt Syl u no crious
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