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Juju Does Not Exist. Its In The Mind by MrC0rk: 1:40pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
Africans, do not be fooled |
Re: Juju Does Not Exist. Its In The Mind by NaijaSisi(f): 1:42pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
and this is in romance section because? should be under religion and ps it does exist, do not be ignorant of it, but do not be scared either, just fear God! |
Re: Juju Does Not Exist. Its In The Mind by MrC0rk: 1:44pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
A girl told me she would make my c0rk disappear when ever I come on holiday to Nigeria. Simply because I stood her up for wedding. I am not the marryin type, I just said it to get punny. Please advise |
Re: Juju Does Not Exist. Its In The Mind by NaijaSisi(f): 1:48pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
lwkmd o, crazy girl but on a serious note, dangerous thing u did there, do not lie to a woman about marrying her just to get inside her pata, consequences can be very fatal |
Re: Juju Does Not Exist. Its In The Mind by MrC0rk: 1:52pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
I do not believe in JUJU but people been tellin me otherwise. I honestly treausure my c0rk. Do they worship idols in Nigeria? |
Re: Juju Does Not Exist. Its In The Mind by vivaladiva(f): 1:57pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
mr cork, i hope ur as corky as u sound dont mind those idiots, tell her to save her juju for soming beta how is a corkless mr cork going to help her situation tell her ur frnd on nl, said if i were her i would concentrate on using my juju to creat a husband for myself |
Re: Juju Does Not Exist. Its In The Mind by MrC0rk: 2:03pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
But how am I suppose to get punny if I dont lie to her? she said she does not believe in sexxxx b4 marraige. I was hungry. So why the hell with hthis juju business? Why is she tripppin?? |
Re: Juju Does Not Exist. Its In The Mind by NaijaSisi(f): 2:04pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
pele jare, take viva's advice, tell her to use di juju to make herself a husband |
Re: Juju Does Not Exist. Its In The Mind by MrC0rk: 2:06pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
How the hell is she goin to make my c0rk disappear when am in NY city and she is Nigeria?? She said all sorts of juju stuff. I hate to admit that I am slightly gettin worried |
Re: Juju Does Not Exist. Its In The Mind by vivaladiva(f): 2:17pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
wat kind of tranatlantic fucking was this i take it she was in new york at some point if she wasnt deported, then mayb she cld be coming bck to cut ur cork with a knife===the juju stuff is just a front if i were u, i wld b very afraid seriously do u need to tell a gal u want to marry her b4 u can get btw ur legs then boy u havent got game the real players r the ones that get fanny even when they tell the gal he has got a fiance maybe u do deserve to get ur cork chopped off by anymeans---either spiritually or physically |
Re: Juju Does Not Exist. Its In The Mind by omega25red(m): 2:22pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
poster if you believe there is greater good such as God why can't there be an evil which will facilitate juju. Be afraid because your junk is going to fall off and you will have to go to Thailand to get gender reassignment surgery lol |
Re: Juju Does Not Exist. Its In The Mind by MrC0rk: 2:22pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
Well I always tell chicks I will either marry them or I want them to have my baby, well it works. Its the quickest way out |
Re: Juju Does Not Exist. Its In The Mind by MrC0rk: 2:25pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
People who belive in JUJU are uneducated dumb illetrates anyways, but still,, is it real? |
Re: Juju Does Not Exist. Its In The Mind by matoyeh(m): 2:42pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
seal your f.u.k.i.n mouth. its exist, i actually have one here, that would make you cock like cocorokoooo |
Re: Juju Does Not Exist. Its In The Mind by MrC0rk: 2:50pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
seems 99.8% of Nigerian are idol worshippers, Now they are after my c0rk |
Re: Juju Does Not Exist. Its In The Mind by Omolola1(f): 2:54pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
matoyeh: |
Re: Juju Does Not Exist. Its In The Mind by MrC0rk: 2:56pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
matoyeh must be gay, truss me! |
Re: Juju Does Not Exist. Its In The Mind by MrC0rk: 2:57pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
matoyeh probably a gay juju man |
Re: Juju Does Not Exist. Its In The Mind by kaycee0604(m): 3:23pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
@ poster peele cos your cork is already gone. vivaladiva I dey alway gbadun ur true talk ever since the day of cdss |
Re: Juju Does Not Exist. Its In The Mind by MrC0rk: 3:39pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
Ok I will start goin to church from next week!!!! |
Re: Juju Does Not Exist. Its In The Mind by kaycee0604(m): 3:59pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
why next week? i sorry 4 u |
Re: Juju Does Not Exist. Its In The Mind by Nobody: 4:05pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
Mr C0rk: His_Grace! LMAO! |
Re: Juju Does Not Exist. Its In The Mind by MrC0rk: 4:15pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
EVerytime I watch Nigerian movies here in NY, all they do is worship idols. On every incident, the chick must report the issue to the juju doctor? why? Dont they have counsellors in Nigeria? or do this juju doctors give discounts? |
Re: Juju Does Not Exist. Its In The Mind by saintneo(m): 4:16pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
can't stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!! Mr C0rk:His C0rkyness - didn't ur mama warn not to engage in such level of deceit. For me, I'm not afraid of juju or whatever black magic. What I fear most is a bitter woman herself, so no promises - if you (the lady) only get down based on marital promises then you must be in the wrong apartment. |
Re: Juju Does Not Exist. Its In The Mind by saintneo(m): 4:17pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
Mr C0rk: |
Re: Juju Does Not Exist. Its In The Mind by vivaladiva(f): 4:20pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
kaycee0604 now dat u mentioned cdss d means u def know me where u part of the 99 set |
Re: Juju Does Not Exist. Its In The Mind by MrC0rk: 4:42pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
ACtually, I heard some JUJU men fly like superman in some parts of Nigeria. true? |
Re: Juju Does Not Exist. Its In The Mind by opuro(m): 4:47pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
if you no do wetin juju go fit catch you, e no go catch you but my guy if you offend ifa, shopona, obatala, forget you don die be that have you ever heard of magun? |
Re: Juju Does Not Exist. Its In The Mind by MrC0rk: 4:50pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
I know of Magnus Ice cream but never heard of Magun. Infact, chicks used to to call me Mr C0rks, AKA big Magnum. |
Re: Juju Does Not Exist. Its In The Mind by papa190(m): 5:27pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
Mr C0rk: rotfl, especially around the Yoruba states~ |
Re: Juju Does Not Exist. Its In The Mind by tkb417(m): 5:37pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
oluwa o im sleepin on this thread wo mr c0cky, your c0ck is as good as gone cos here in Nigeria, every household has an idol im sure the babe in question has one yemoja in her house and the only thing yemoja loves to eat is big c0rks be rest assured your c0ck will be gone in 60 days!!! |
Re: Juju Does Not Exist. Its In The Mind by THEAMAKA(f): 5:00am On Jul 21, 2010 |
I have a craving for Egusi and Ogbono soup, with meat and okporoko. |
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