So what do you think the age of this woman might be ?

Does she look 18, and barely legal ? Does she look 21, and in the full bloom of her youth ? Perhaps she might be 23, at most ?

Bikini Inspectors and Esteemed Vaseline Crew Officials in da house, over to you. How old does this woman look to your highly trained eyes ?

To anyone who might recognize this woman, please don't ruin the suspense by giving anything away, just yet.

There is a point to this question I ask, and it has to do with exercise, good diet, and of course, good genes, all of which play a huge role.

Offended and fed up with the pictures of overweight, under-exercised, skin-bleached and obviously aged scowling women that have infested the pages of this great forum of recent, I felt a need to post a picture like the one here, to restore sanity, but also to elicit some purely intellectual discourse about the female form.

Lastly, fellas, including those lard-worshipers lurking among the Nairaland readership who know themselves, I have one final question to pose, regardless of whether or not you correctly guessed the age of this woman.

If a woman with a body like this walked up to you at the beach and INSISTED on her right to share carnal knowledge with you, would you dutifully comply with the directive, as would be expected of a law-abiding citizen ?

Answer this question with care, because your opinion will be recorded in the archives, for future reference in the event that you may ever decide to run for public office.

50something

Oluwasaeon:
50something

You's a lyin' muffug ha ha.

Jakumo, darling, you really need to stop foisting your preference for anorexic women on us and passing it off as the standard for beauty.

Ishilove:
Jakumo, darling, you really need to stop foisting your preference for anorexic women on us and passing it off as the standard for beauty.

This is not anorexic, IshiNwannemm. This is the body shape 75% of all Nigerian women are blessed with, by the time they hit 18 years old.

Sadly, and regrettably, the concept of engaging in regular exercise remains a novel one, in much of Africa, and as such, the ageing process is ASSUMED to entail massive weight gains, which is the rule rather than the exception in our beloved land and well beyond, for that matter. Much has been written about soaring obesity rates in the USA, for example.

Anyway let us please return to my Mid Term pop quiz. How many years old is this woman, in your estimation ?

If she does look familiar, please hold that reply ha ha.

Seriously though, I would be interested to hear from any red-blooded male on this planet, who would object to a roll in the hay with the woman photographed above, if such a privilege were possible beyond the realm of dreams.

53.
What's my prize?

rookidmart:
53.
What's my prize?

When the results of this test are collated, you will be alerted as to whether your guess was accurate, after which you MIGHT qualify to receive a prize, provided that you did not fail to pay the mandatory test enrollment fees of 500 naira MTN credit sent to my phone.

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Since many Nairaland readers won't recognize the face, here is the full picture, to help guide your guesswork further.

That fact is that regardless of the age one presumes this woman to be, she does have the superbly sexy body of a very fit 18-year old, in her prime of curvaceous feminine beauty.

Look closely at her breasts, and contemplate their full, supple and firm appearance from a purely academic standpoint. Those delectable beauties are 100 % natural, and have never been touched by any surgeon. But the story doesn't end there. That perfectly toned midriff, and tight, grab-sized derriere, are the results produced by regular and vigorous physical exercise of the sort very few women, particularly in Africa are disciplined enough to adopt as a lifetime regime.

Women, don't let your youthful beauty slip away forever. Start to take care of your body TODAY, before it is too late, and your man trades you in for a newer, sleeker model, because you got lazy, FAT and obviously old. Eons of evolution have conditioned ALL men to home in on females built like the one in this picture, and nothing will change that, so use it, in the gym, or lose it, to Father Time.

shes probably 37

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Jakumo:
Since many Nairaland readers won't recognize the face, here is the full picture, to help guide your guesswork further.

That fact is that regardless of the age one presumes this woman to be, she does have the superbly sexy body of a very fit 18-year old, in her prime of curvaceous feminine beauty.

Look closely at her breasts, and contemplate their full, supple and firm appearance from a purely academic standpoint. Those delectable beauties are 100 % natural, and have never been touched by any surgeon. But the story doesn't end there. That perfectly toned midriff, and tight, grab-sized derriere, are the results produced by regular and vigorous physical exercise of the sort very few women, particularly in Africa are disciplined enough to adopt as a lifetime regime.

Women, don't let your youthful beauty slip away forever. Start to take care of your body TODAY, before it is too late, and your man trades you in for a newer, sleeker model, because you got lazy, FAT and obviously old. Eons of evolution have conditioned ALL men to home in on females built like the one in this picture, and nothing will change that, so use it, in the gym, or lose it, to Father Time.

Last last her man will still cheat on her

hahn:


Last last her man will still cheat on her

That's liz Hurley. She should be 50somthing by now.
Funny enough her man did cheat on her. She date hugh grant when she was way hotter around 2004. He was caught with a prostitute and said something like its not everyday someone like eating the same thing

atilla:

That's liz Hurley. She should be 50somthing by now.
Funny enough her man did cheat on her. She date hugh grant when she was way hotter around 2004. He was caught with a prostitute and said something like its not everyday someone like eating the same thing

Lol

atilla:

That's liz Hurley. She should be 50somthing by now.
Funny enough her man did cheat on her. She date hugh grant when she was way hotter around 2004. He was caught with a prostitute and said something like its not everyday someone like eating the same thing

Hugh Grant is probably still regretful over breaking up with this smoking hot woman who has defied Father Time in such a breathtaking manner.

For correctly guessing not only the age, but also the identity of the delectable Liz Hurley, I hereby tender for inspection further photographic proof that with good diet, GOOD GENES and regular exercise, it is indeed possible to delay the aging process for years, or even decades.