During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do
you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the
bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director,
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"A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

lol,,,, datz fukkin funny, lmfao

I can't stop laughing. Now my colleagues think i need to be institutionalised cos ive been grinning at my monitor.
Babe you are cracking me up

^^

Craze girl - u definitely need a window side bed

I feel some current btw Efe n Blacksta

Just a feeling

^

Which Kind current - Nepa or phcn


or you want to connect your plug in our socket - we have space for one more - so u can enjoy some current

U've been stalking her and i've been right behind you

My God

So you have been following me - i better change direction and follow u then so we can clash.

hope u dont mind


U r my number 1 fan.

I am so moved - I am crying at work

I like men that cry. How many minutes can u last?

funny----

It depends - if u put a dager thru my heart - that one na one year cry or otherwise it is as the pain reach.

so i can follow u to awka ibom

I mean the emotional tears,the one that makes a guy sob like a child . Wetin u wan do for Akwa Ibom na

So u want to hurt me or Love cry - which one -


So i come and meet your parents - I want to introduce myself

U are late bro. Go chop stone

Lol

That is why it is not good to assume - I only wanted to come Akwa on Holiday and say hi to your people -

did u think i wanted to come ask for your hand in marriage - u r not serious.?

who is talking abt marriage You are late bc im not in Akwa Ibom.

Sorry i have eaten my words



blacksta smiles

U should be crying. Silly you

Why now - aint u happy for me -

i don win lottery - u want a piece

Sis are u sure u weren't the one who asked the Director that qxn?

Nah - 'twasn't me. . .

lol, oya convince me.

i dont undastand d joke

Dnt worry,whn u grow up u'l undstand it.

Ok me too join the list of stalkers.


Nice jokes Efe

LOL, such a tricky joke.

eyzhvntsn:

Ok me too join the list of stalkers.

Nice jokes Efe

Thanks!

Eyah:

LOL, such a tricky joke.

I know - got me too 1st time I heard it

Mmtcheww

Studio is so full of bile

skyndyp:

Studio is so full of bile

How far - So your dad is D1 - na wa oh

blacksta:

How far - So your dad is D1 - na wa oh

E dey pain you?

skyndyp:

E dey pain you?

I am actually happy - so no more competition - Abeg let me look for your Dad and introduce myself and save me ticket money to Akwa