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Ten (10) Reason's Why A Bottle Of Beer Is Better Than Women by koloman(m): 4:17pm On Jan 08, 2006
Please can you all think of any reason why a bottle of beer could be better than a woman cool cool..........ladies angry angryyou also can contribute if you are not offended. kiss
Re: Ten (10) Reason's Why A Bottle Of Beer Is Better Than Women by yhemi: 4:48pm On Jan 08, 2006
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Re: Ten (10) Reason's Why A Bottle Of Beer Is Better Than Women by hotangel2(f): 8:19am On Jan 09, 2006
hahaha, this makes me laugh. Cos i saw it in this movie i just saw "pretty persuasion".

I cant remember his reasons now. So maybe i'll check later.

But one reason i think makes a beer better than a woman is that a man can shove a beer's bottle up his ass! So do me a favor, and shove a beer bottle up ur ass. That should get u to find other reason why a beer is better than a WOMAN! *argh* smiley
Re: Ten (10) Reason's Why A Bottle Of Beer Is Better Than Women by koloman(m): 3:35pm On Jan 09, 2006
HOT-ANGEL nice try but i think there are more reason that could be meaningfull.......just check back soon i will drop 10 of them down soonext kiss grin but u guyz should try out ur best first. ..... thanks
Re: Ten (10) Reason's Why A Bottle Of Beer Is Better Than Women by omogenaija(f): 8:21pm On May 26, 2007
beer wont kill u as fast as a woman can  undecided
Re: Ten (10) Reason's Why A Bottle Of Beer Is Better Than Women by robby1(m): 8:14pm On May 29, 2007
and a beer is not going to nag all day
Re: Ten (10) Reason's Why A Bottle Of Beer Is Better Than Women by deepson: 9:43pm On May 29, 2007
Beer makes u 2 do wat s on ur mind bt ladies wil tel u wat 2 do
Re: Ten (10) Reason's Why A Bottle Of Beer Is Better Than Women by Nobody: 7:05pm On May 30, 2007
A bottle of beer will reduce your sorrow in terms of thinking. 5 bottles will make you forget all your sorrows.
   But women, the more you have them, the greater your sorrow.

Re: Ten (10) Reason's Why A Bottle Of Beer Is Better Than Women by lobinoxebe(m): 9:34am On Jun 01, 2007
TOO MUCH OF BEER LIKE GULDER WILL ADD MORE TO YOUR SIZE,
BUT TOO MUCH OF WOMEN WILL REDUCE YOUR BLOOD, GET U EXPOSED TO AIDS AND OTHER DISEASES,

AS FOR ME,

BEER IS BETTER THAN WOMEN
Re: Ten (10) Reason's Why A Bottle Of Beer Is Better Than Women by WesleyanA(f): 6:26pm On Jun 01, 2007
crap
Re: Ten (10) Reason's Why A Bottle Of Beer Is Better Than Women by Nobody: 11:36pm On Jun 01, 2007
WesleyanA:

crap


smiley smiley
Re: Ten (10) Reason's Why A Bottle Of Beer Is Better Than Women by Nobody: 12:11pm On Jun 02, 2007
Real players would dig this:

you can,t have 2 or more women without some packet of trouble to size up with.

but for BEER you can have as much a your capacity/ tolerance can GO

FELLAS, which would you prefer ; more trouble or pay as you GO?

ANY WAY YOU CAN START VOTING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
Re: Ten (10) Reason's Why A Bottle Of Beer Is Better Than Women by Moriki(m): 12:47pm On Jun 02, 2007
This thread is one- sided to those who drink beer!
Mr. Kolomon, what will be the alternative to beer in this case?
Re: Ten (10) Reason's Why A Bottle Of Beer Is Better Than Women by Nobody: 1:13pm On Jun 02, 2007
Moriki:

This thread is one- sided to those who drink beer!
Mr. Kolomon, what will be the alternative to beer in this case?

Maybe I should help. An alternate for beer is PARAGA!
Re: Ten (10) Reason's Why A Bottle Of Beer Is Better Than Women by minto(m): 7:51pm On Jun 02, 2007
dason4life:

Maybe I should help. An alternate for beer is PARAGA!
   Or burukutu. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Ten (10) Reason's Why A Bottle Of Beer Is Better Than Women by Bassey231(m): 1:54pm On Jun 03, 2007
And for those wey no dey drink,substitute with cigar or even sef gboli
Re: Ten (10) Reason's Why A Bottle Of Beer Is Better Than Women by doncartel: 7:16pm On Jun 03, 2007
Respect lads but never you compare a human being to a non living thing.As per the debate,i and my babe love drinking together-thats the best way to run things
Re: Ten (10) Reason's Why A Bottle Of Beer Is Better Than Women by samgab: 5:32pm On Jun 04, 2007
all you drunkards keep thinkin beer is better than women beer will destroy ur liver, squander your money and leave you as a sorrowfull worthless piece of crap well women squander money also but at least you get benefits or can u mess a bottle of beer grin
Re: Ten (10) Reason's Why A Bottle Of Beer Is Better Than Women by Nobody: 5:08pm On Jun 05, 2007
Michael Power is a legend who made it from drinking beer, Samson in the Bible would have been the greatest Warrior, but Ooops [b]Delilah[/b]destroyed the whole record
Re: Ten (10) Reason's Why A Bottle Of Beer Is Better Than Women by robby1(m): 10:50pm On Jun 05, 2007
Beer is life, life is beer and beer is beer grin
when u beer drink you will be in cloud 9 and accend into heaven. so y'all should come and take a sip from my can becos life is life.
Re: Ten (10) Reason's Why A Bottle Of Beer Is Better Than Women by Nobody: 1:10pm On Jun 06, 2007
Drinking beer is just too kiss It is like revealing the HAPPINESS IN THE BOTTLE, or trying to make THE ULTIMATE SEARCH.
Women cry,,,,,,,,,,, No wonder a song writer said: No woman, No Cry.
Re: Ten (10) Reason's Why A Bottle Of Beer Is Better Than Women by delwu(m): 2:42pm On Jun 06, 2007
u can take anoda bottle of beer and d fomer bottle won't get jealous, i don't drink beer sha! just thot to post this wink
Re: Ten (10) Reason's Why A Bottle Of Beer Is Better Than Women by Nobody: 5:40pm On Jun 06, 2007
delwu:

u can take another bottle of beer and d fomer bottle won't get jealous, i don't drink beer sha! just thot to post this wink

That is the truth, Beer can accommodate each other, Women can't
Re: Ten (10) Reason's Why A Bottle Of Beer Is Better Than Women by thegame(m): 6:13pm On Jun 06, 2007
I Think no1 is jealousy. A beer alwayslwant a partner but girl's don't. But still, a girl is better than a beer. Can u talk to a beer? girl is as good as she is dangerous. Also, you can't insert your dick into a bottle of beer
Re: Ten (10) Reason's Why A Bottle Of Beer Is Better Than Women by pek(m): 4:33pm On Jun 07, 2007
idiotic to compare a beer to a woman. go ahead and keep a beer in your home to do all the things a woman does for you.
Re: Ten (10) Reason's Why A Bottle Of Beer Is Better Than Women by D1KeleVra(m): 10:52pm On Jan 24, 2010
Don't be so hasty MISTER! It's only idiotic if u compare a woman to a bottle of beer
Re: Ten (10) Reason's Why A Bottle Of Beer Is Better Than Women by Kunbee: 1:02am On Jan 25, 2010
Abi nao angry angry angry angry angry angry
Re: Ten (10) Reason's Why A Bottle Of Beer Is Better Than Women by jbblues24(m): 8:04pm On May 31, 2019
Nice use of white in this notification smiley kiss

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