Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
and Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.
AMEN

hahaha nice one dear

Eyah:

Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
and Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.
AMEN

Lol!! - I totally understand where you're coming from girl! 

Nice 1 Eyah - keep 'em coming pls. . . 

Kill him? Ever wondered why men die earlier than their female spouse. They want to. Kill him? that's a favour with the kind of women we have these days.

Efemena_xy:

Lol!! - I totally understand where you're coming from girl! 

Nice 1 Eyah - keep 'em coming pls. . . 

Ha na so

So u support violence -


anyway - Good Afternoon

@Kita Tita

Chill man! - The poster's speaking figuratively not literally

no one's killing anybody here - na joke!  

blacksta:

Ha na so

So u support violence -

anyway - Good Afternoon

c'mon Blacksta - u suppose understand wetin I mean

anyways, afternoon 2 u 2. . .

Chill man! - The poster's speaking figuratively not literally

no one's killing anybody here - na joke!

I totally understand, but I just want to emphasis that women go through a lot trying to change a man that you sometimes wonder weather you should escape to another world.

^


Dr Kita - hope you are not related to Sani Kaita -

Blacksta

Dr Kita - hope you are not related to Sani Kaita -

Not at all. That will be a Kaitastrophy

How lucky - i would have yakubued you

@ Rokiatu & Efe: Thanks & Im glad you both like it

@Blacksta: Im not a violent type, cannot even kill cockroach. Just don't wake up the sleeping dragon inside me.

@Kita Tita: Cool down and relax my dear, this is joke section were just having fun here.

Amen - Unleash the dragon - I triple dare you

Triple challenge is not enough to unleash the dragon.

^

Maybe because No dragon exist - could it be that a Man is a better player when it comes to mind games.

^^Really?

Prove it then Blacksta. . .

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did i jst laugh
its nt funny

Lol - Dyt, how're you?

@Blacksta, still waiting 4 u 2 prove you're better at playing mind games than us girls - c'mon. . .

For the poster's story  - We cansee that the man is totally in control  and the woman is about to react to the  Man's probing - so tell me who is control

blacksta:

^

Maybe because No dragon exist  - could it be that a Man is a better player when it comes to mind games.

I am a peace advocate. For saying that, a long endless argument is imminent.

efe oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Eyah:

I am a peace advocate. For saying that, a long endless argument is imminent.

My dear - let me show my hand early - It is part of the grand scheme to confirm who is superior - watch this space.

Dyt - I take it you don miss me, seeing as my name sweet u 4 mouth  

blacksta:

For the poster's story  - We cansee that the man is totally in control  and the woman is about to react to the  Man's probing - so tell me who is control

Actually the woman is very much in control - 'cos to me, it sounds like she been very very patient

dealing with a man who seems to be caught in the throes of a childish tantrum

the guy's testing her resolve and she, on the other hand, is not rising to the temptation to beat the hell outta him  

Dyt:

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did i jst laugh
its nt funny

I will try harder next time.

I beg to differ

It's a cool joke

Nice1 Eyah

**Dyt abi u don dey read am again from a different angle?**

Thanks Efe, your so nice and sweet. Goodnight and have fun!

U2 babes - G'night

@poster, nice one!!!

ibotan is dat u?

lbotus:

@poster, nice one!!!

This is very far from 'lead us not into temptation'. The only option left now is 'deliver us from all evil'.

Lol

4 thine is thy kingdom

the power & glory

4 ever & ever

Amen