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How Men Load Their Guns ! by lawrex4luv(m): 8:12am On Jul 26, 2010
To prepare for his big date, the young man went up to the roof of his apartment building in order to tan himself. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude. Unfortunately, the young man fell asleep while on the roof, and managed to get a sunburn on his "tool of the trade".

The young man was determined not to miss his date, so he put some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze. The blonde showed up for the date at his apartment, and the young man treated her to a homecooked dinner, after which they went into the living room to watch a movie. During the movie, however, the young man`s sunburn started acting up again. He asked to be excused, went into the kitchen, and poured a tall, cool glass of milk. He then placed his sunburned member in the milk and experienced immediate relief of his pain. The blonde, however, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the kitchen to see him with his johnson immersed in a glass of milk. Upon seeing this, the blonde exclaimed,

"So that`s how you guys load those things!"

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Re: How Men Load Their Guns ! by skyndyp(f): 9:36am On Jul 26, 2010
Meaning?
Re: How Men Load Their Guns ! by 1stknight(m): 1:15pm On Jul 27, 2010
Crap
Re: How Men Load Their Guns ! by Nobody: 4:34pm On Jul 27, 2010
oh please somebody tickle me to laugh.
Re: How Men Load Their Guns ! by stud9(m): 6:06pm On Jul 27, 2010
Lol
Re: How Men Load Their Guns ! by EfemenaXY: 11:21pm On Jul 27, 2010
I do see the funny side of this joke sha

Nice 1 @poster smiley
Re: How Men Load Their Guns ! by clemcykul(f): 10:52am On Jul 28, 2010
arrant nonsense!

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Re: How Men Load Their Guns ! by EfemenaXY: 12:21pm On Jul 28, 2010
^^hehehe

Clems but you harsh o!
Re: How Men Load Their Guns ! by Dyt(f): 9:09pm On Jul 28, 2010
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