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How Women Get To Heaven by EfemenaXY: 12:37am On Jul 28, 2010 |
A small boy walks into his mother's room and catches her topless. "Mommy, Mommy, what are those?" he says pointing to her breasts. "Well, son," she says, These are balloons, and when you die, they inflate and float you up to heaven." Incredibly, he appears to believe this explanation and goes off quite satisfied. Two days later while his mother is making tea, he rushes into the kitchen. "Mommy, mommy, Aunt Eliza is dying!" "What do you mean?" says his mother. "Well she's out in the garden shed, lying on the floor. Both of her balloons are out, Dad's blowing them up, and she keeps yelling, "God, I'm coming! God, I'm coming!" |
Re: How Women Get To Heaven by Nobody: 5:50am On Jul 28, 2010 |
Lol |
Re: How Women Get To Heaven by stud9(m): 7:02am On Jul 28, 2010 |
Hhmmm |
Re: How Women Get To Heaven by clemcykul(f): 10:49am On Jul 28, 2010 |
hope this is not your story |
Re: How Women Get To Heaven by EfemenaXY: 12:00pm On Jul 28, 2010 |
Hello Clems!! Nope, 'tis not my story |
Re: How Women Get To Heaven by oludayomi(f): 12:11pm On Jul 28, 2010 |
funny and straight 2 d point. nice one poster |
Re: How Women Get To Heaven by EfemenaXY: 12:14pm On Jul 28, 2010 |
Thanks Oludayomi! Glad you like it |
Re: How Women Get To Heaven by blacksta(m): 12:16pm On Jul 28, 2010 |
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm - i see u ohhh |
Re: How Women Get To Heaven by clemcykul(f): 12:18pm On Jul 28, 2010 |
ok gud. nice joke den |
Re: How Women Get To Heaven by Dyt(f): 12:21pm On Jul 28, 2010 |
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Re: How Women Get To Heaven by skyndyp(f): 12:23pm On Jul 28, 2010 |
I don't understand |
Re: How Women Get To Heaven by EfemenaXY: 12:46pm On Jul 28, 2010 |
Babes you don't need to It's a rude joke |
Re: How Women Get To Heaven by hakunajay(m): 1:12pm On Jul 28, 2010 |
Lol! |
Re: How Women Get To Heaven by skyndyp(f): 1:48pm On Jul 28, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: Ok Babes |
Re: How Women Get To Heaven by Nobody: 4:05pm On Jul 28, 2010 |
Efemena_xy:I just had to quote this joke menn! Perfect! I love it |
Re: How Women Get To Heaven by desmondo: 5:56pm On Jul 28, 2010 |
great!!!!!!!!!!! |
Re: How Women Get To Heaven by NaijaSisi(f): 11:02am On Jul 30, 2010 |
good one Efe |
Re: How Women Get To Heaven by EfemenaXY: 11:03am On Jul 30, 2010 |
Thanks Sisi |
Re: How Women Get To Heaven by cynthoney(f): 2:34pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
NICE ONE! kudos |
Re: How Women Get To Heaven by EfemenaXY: 8:43pm On Jul 31, 2010 |
^^ Cheers - glad u like it |
Re: How Women Get To Heaven by dani1luv: 9:40pm On Jul 31, 2010 |
I dont understand. . if she's going bak2 Gawd so be it , abi |
Re: How Women Get To Heaven by larayat(f): 10:35pm On Jul 31, 2010 |
dani1luv:abi nw wetin come concern mother der. |
Re: How Women Get To Heaven by EfemenaXY: 10:44pm On Jul 31, 2010 |
dani1luv: Na wa 4 u sef! wetin u nor understand Dani?? hmmm?? The pikin papa dey give im aunt Eliza's apples serious esctatic treatment - so tey she be wan float go heaven **If I break am down any further, peeps 4 nland go say Efe don spoil our mod** |
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