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How Women Get To Heaven by EfemenaXY: 12:37am On Jul 28, 2010
A small boy walks into his mother's room and catches her topless.
"Mommy, Mommy, what are those?" he says pointing to her breasts.

"Well, son," she says, These are balloons, and when you die, they
inflate and float you up to heaven."

Incredibly, he appears to believe this explanation and goes off quite
satisfied. Two days later while his mother is making tea, he rushes
into the kitchen. "Mommy, mommy, Aunt Eliza is dying!"

"What do you mean?" says his mother.

"Well she's out in the garden shed, lying on the floor. Both of her
balloons are out, Dad's blowing them up, and she keeps yelling,

"God, I'm coming! God, I'm coming!"
Re: How Women Get To Heaven by Nobody: 5:50am On Jul 28, 2010
Lol
Re: How Women Get To Heaven by stud9(m): 7:02am On Jul 28, 2010
Hhmmm
Re: How Women Get To Heaven by clemcykul(f): 10:49am On Jul 28, 2010
hope this is not your story embarassed
Re: How Women Get To Heaven by EfemenaXY: 12:00pm On Jul 28, 2010
Hello Clems!!

Nope, 'tis not my story smiley
Re: How Women Get To Heaven by oludayomi(f): 12:11pm On Jul 28, 2010
funny and straight 2 d point. nice one poster
Re: How Women Get To Heaven by EfemenaXY: 12:14pm On Jul 28, 2010
Thanks Oludayomi!

Glad you like it cheesy cheesy
Re: How Women Get To Heaven by blacksta(m): 12:16pm On Jul 28, 2010
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm - i see u ohhh
Re: How Women Get To Heaven by clemcykul(f): 12:18pm On Jul 28, 2010
ok gud.

nice joke den wink
Re: How Women Get To Heaven by Dyt(f): 12:21pm On Jul 28, 2010
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Re: How Women Get To Heaven by skyndyp(f): 12:23pm On Jul 28, 2010
I don't understand embarassed
Re: How Women Get To Heaven by EfemenaXY: 12:46pm On Jul 28, 2010
Babes you don't need to

It's a rude joke wink
Re: How Women Get To Heaven by hakunajay(m): 1:12pm On Jul 28, 2010
Lol!
Re: How Women Get To Heaven by skyndyp(f): 1:48pm On Jul 28, 2010
Efemena_xy:

Babes you don't need to

It's a rude joke wink

Ok Babes cheesy
Re: How Women Get To Heaven by Nobody: 4:05pm On Jul 28, 2010
Efemena_xy:

A small boy walks into his mother's room and catches her topless.
"Mommy, Mommy, what are those?" he says pointing to her bosoms.

"Well, son," she says, These are balloons, and when you die, they
inflate and float you up to heaven."

Incredibly, he appears to believe this explanation and goes off quite
satisfied. Two days later while his mother is making tea, he rushes
into the kitchen. "Mommy, mommy, Aunt Eliza is dying!"

"What do you mean?" says his mother.

"Well she's out in the garden shed, lying on the floor. Both of her
balloons are out, Dad's blowing them up, and she keeps yelling,

"God, I'm coming! God, I'm coming!"
I just had to quote this joke menn! Perfect! I love it grin
Re: How Women Get To Heaven by desmondo: 5:56pm On Jul 28, 2010
great!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: How Women Get To Heaven by NaijaSisi(f): 11:02am On Jul 30, 2010
good one Efe grin
Re: How Women Get To Heaven by EfemenaXY: 11:03am On Jul 30, 2010
Thanks Sisi cheesy
Re: How Women Get To Heaven by cynthoney(f): 2:34pm On Jul 30, 2010
NICE ONE!

kudos
Re: How Women Get To Heaven by EfemenaXY: 8:43pm On Jul 31, 2010
^^ Cheers - glad u like it smiley
Re: How Women Get To Heaven by dani1luv: 9:40pm On Jul 31, 2010
I dont understand. . if she's going bak2 Gawd so be it , abi undecided
Re: How Women Get To Heaven by larayat(f): 10:35pm On Jul 31, 2010
dani1luv:

I dont understand. . if she's going bak2 Gawd so be it , abi undecided
abi nw wetin come concern mother der.
Re: How Women Get To Heaven by EfemenaXY: 10:44pm On Jul 31, 2010
dani1luv:

I dont understand. . if she's going bak2 Gawd so be it , abi undecided

Na wa 4 u sef! wetin u nor understand Dani??  embarassed embarassed

hmmm??

The pikin papa dey give im aunt Eliza's apples serious esctatic treatment - so tey she be wan float go heaven   cool

**If I break am down any further, peeps 4 nland go say Efe don spoil our mod**    tongue tongue

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