A very very short man
A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots." Bartender says, "You want them both now or one at a time?" The guy says," Oh, I want them both now. One's for me and one's for this little guy here," and he pulls a tiny three inch man out of his pocket.
The bartender asks "He can drink?"
"Oh, sure. He can drink."
So the bartender pours the shots and sure enough, the little guy drinks it all up.
"That's amazing" says the bartender. "What else can he do, can he walk?"
The man flicks a quarter down to the end of the bar and says, "Hey, Jake. Go get that." The little guy runs down to the end of the bar and picks up the quarter. Then he runs back down and gives it to the man.
The bartender is in total shock. "That's amazing" he says, "what else can he do? Does he talk?"
The man says "Sure he talks, hey, Jake, tell him about that time we were in Africa and you made fun of that witch doctor's powers!"

Nice

i dont gerrit

for brilliant people.

e mean say na winch doctor por aprika turn am to tiny man


cool joke poster

makajibbz:

for brilliant people.

meaning? dont get on my nerves pls. ur joke is silly period.

Clem don vex

Nice one!

nope am cool.

Cool!

meanin?

Dyt:

meanin?

gosh,

gosh wat?

Nice

Dyt:

gosh wat?

you're real funny

ta

wetin

i demand an explanation on dis joke

u wan quick old be that

@dickele
am gonna let dat slide by, ure not worth da energy, given ur bald head

hehehe

@D1
lol na old age dey wory u WKP.

Nt n da mood try l8tr

Off my slippers jorh. . . u wear slippers come here? THIEF!

why u dey harrass my sanity?


i go enter u o

get well soon Dick1