PRAYER POINTS: The general overseer of Chelsea ministries int'l inc, the most venerable Bishop snr apostle evangelist Roman Abrahamovic a.k.a Babaolowo, otherwise known as "sign-today-sack-tomorrow" has called for a two day dry fasting against wickedness in high places come tonight. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood (Messi, Xavi, Iniesta et al) but against principalities and powers in high places (Platini, UEFA and referees).

We declare that every offside goal, every diving, every unwanted penalty, every undeserved red card, any ball-no-cross-line-referee-sey na-goal against Chelsea die by firrrrrreeeeee! by fayayayayayaya!! IJN ... oya egba adura!! Pray, Pray, Prayyyy

SEUN, please take this to the front page.........