The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."
So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."
The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough."
Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone . . . cheese mine."

and so he got her? nonsense!

Tehehe clench u no go kill me for here with laughter

who dey clench u? lol

Dickson1 sey make i dey greet u

dickson who be dat?

The self acclaimed Oshodi Goat

tot he was admitted at yaba for brain failure?

n wats dis

Clench na u know dat one oh

Dyt:

n wats dis

huh.

wat?

im not gettin dat, can any1 xplain!

slim14:

im not gettin dat, can any1 xplain!

:oleave her, she's mine.duh,,,,

is that why u shouting like person wey dem sfteal him wallet?

pls ignore da pauper

chai

na wa ooo person no fit express him talent hia for dis nairaland make e no collect serious blasting!!!

I have no sense of humour

try as I might, I couldn't twitch a muscle on my face

somebody plssssssssssssssss make me laff

Efemena_xy:

I have no sense of humour

try as I might, I couldn't twitch a muscle on my face

somebody plssssssssssssssss make me laff

you're butifool. and very pepsi

e pain u?

makajibbz:

you're butifool. and very pepsi

Now - that is funny  

wat is dat ow u say it

babes nor too worry about that one

I no wan make u bite your tongue this night

why e be say,e no dey take guys long to show their degree of madness!!!

see studio,D1,clem and other male species just dey show themself for nothing

abi?

Lol
I gentle jor

gentle for where?

D1 abi na wetin u call urself

i no craze, i tink na ur own craze no make u realise who among us dey craze

wen u comot out of psychia?

Nairaland!!! someone is on the loose