Man and a women standing opposite ends of the bar when the man hears a thud and an object rolling towards him along the bar. He catches it in his hand before it drops to the floor. He then looks down at the strange object and realises it's a glass eye he has in his hand. He then determines that it must be the ladies at the other end of the bar. Not wanting to embarrass her he walks up and whispers in her ear that he had infact got her glass eye in his pocket and that if she agreed to date him he would keep it all hush, hush. So the lady agrees.

They meet the next day in a quiet cafe for coffee and the man asks, can I ask why you really wanted to meet me today? And the lady say's, what can i say, you caught my eye!

My head wan scatter with laugh

better

If you break crack another joke like this on Nairaland again, I will recommend you to the moderator for a ban.

OJ!!

u don surface?? - how body na?

**abeg, make u go sofly-softly on black - na apprentice**

Black, if u beg OJ well - im go fit tish u. . .

Efe!! So na efe you remix to that big sentence (Efemena_XY)?

_{O girl I dey jor!! customer dem full shrine today, so I no get space show area!!}

I no go even stay long sef, e get one woman wey I wan do otumopko for wey she go use hold her husband.


How your end na!!


No mind black jare!! The boy joke no dey even make attempt to funny, instead of person to laugh, ehn go dey provoke.

funny

Okija_juju:

Efe!! So na efe you remix to that big sentence (Efemena_XY)?

_{O girl I dey jor!! customer dem full shrine today, so I no get space show area!!}

I no go even stay long sef, e get one woman wey I wan do otumopko for wey she go use hold her husband.


How your end na!!


No mind black jare!! The boy joke no dey even make attempt to funny, instead of person to laugh, ehn go dey provoke.

bros, na so we see am o!

anyways, why u dey complain 4 space??

last time I checked, dem don expand Okere Junction for Warri - shebi u sabi Okere Juju na?

even federal govt. dey do road works around dat your juju tree - all of dem dey fear to touch am!!

NA U BIKO!!  

Naija_Sisi:

funny

High Level of Humor : 1 spoted

^^^ See this mumu Pikin O!! So you think say na your dry joke she dey laugh?!!

@ OgheneEfe

Babe!! All dis many many area wey you dey call so dey sound like algebra for my ear!!

The time wey I peel commot for area no be today!! My uncle been dey do work for that side but una rascal pursue us commot!! The last thing wey I remember for Warri na Palm Grove Motel. Only God know wether that place still dey.

ah - nps

but nor add Oghene 4 my name na - Efe is just fine

^^^

Please stay focus spoil session in progress

one question blacksta, why does this joke need parental guidance?? there is no sexual innuendo in it

Hello Dear - Welcome home

Please stay away from the Romance - it can corrupt person


@Post

I meant one need somebody of a matured thinking to help understand the joke - cause some never get my jokes

i see,

_{ps i live in d romance section  im just visiting d jokes section}

blacksta:






@Post

I meant one need somebody of a matured thinking to help understand the joke - cause some never get my jokes

we get some but God! some r too dry to get