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How Nigerians Always Prepare For December by Dmoss: 5:30am On Dec 09, 2018
1. The ones that will be checking to confirm their body parts are still complete when any stranger touches them to avoid stories that touch.
2. The church goers that are trying to use fWe haven't forgotten all the bad things you did this year oasting and prayer to bribe God.
3. The ones that will just not travel because there is demon sucking blood on the road in charge of December.
4. Those that are expecting Christmas because that's the only special thing about December.
5. Those with dry skin that harmattan will finish.
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Re: How Nigerians Always Prepare For December by Dmoss: 12:37pm On Dec 13, 2018
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